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posted by KyoyaTategami01
Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on the scale, her weight was OVER 9000!!!

Yo Mama's so fat, she walked in front of the TV and I missed three seasons of Inuyasha!

Yo mama's so fat, naruto couldnt make enough clones to see all sides of her.

Yo mama's so ugly, even Tamaki wouldn't hit on her.

Yo mama's so fat that the Dragon Ball Z crew uses her to make craters on set.

Yo mama's so ugly, she's the real reason sasuke left the village.

Yo mama's so fat that when she sat down on a park bench, she caused the naruto timeskip
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Yo mama's so ugly that she's like a Death Note. Get someone to look at her, and they'll die!

Yo mama's so ugly, Jiraiya saw her and turned gay!

Yo mama's so hairy naruto thought she was a Summon.

Yo mama's so fat, she scared l into giving up all sweets.

Yo mama's so ugly that she made Spike Spiegel choke on his cigarette

Yo mama's so ugly that she makes Sailor Bubba feel dirty.

Yo mama's so fat that she cant even fit in the expanding plug suit.

Yo mama's so ugly that she made Loz cry.

Yo mama's so dumb that when she was handed the death note, she thought they were asking for her autograph.

Yo mama's so fat that she broke the HP limit!

Yo mama's so hairy and ugly that she got used as Ashitare's stunt double.

Yo mama's so stupid she makes Tristan look like Einstein!

Yo mama's so fat, she makes Vash look anorexic!

Yo mama's so hairy that she has to go to Furfest to meet a man.

Yo mama's breath is so nasty that it chases away Miasma.

Yo mama's so round that she makes a Pokéball look flat!

Yo mama's so ugly, Saya thought she was a Chiropteran.

Yo mama's so dumb, she failed out of Cromartie High School.

Yo mama's so old and fat they use her wrinkles as set terrain for Dragon Ball Z.

Yo mama's nosehairs are so long that they make Bobobo jealous!

Yo mama's so fat that she was mistaken for Mt. Fuji at the Sakura festival.

Yo mama's so fat she makes a Snorlax look like a chihuahua!

Yo mama's so ugly that when Nozomu Itoshiki saw her, he didn't even bother with his "ZETSUBOUSHITA!" speech - he skipped straight to hanging himself.

Yo mama's so fat that it took the entire Dragon Ball Z crew 1 week just to lift her off the ground.

Yo mama's cosplay is so bad that she got beat oleh a Narutard in the masquerade!

Yo mama's so ugly that when kakashi looked directly at her, he lost an eye.

Yo mama's so fat that she tried to eat someone dressed as a box of Pocky!

Yo mama's so ugly that she makes Orochimaru look beautiful.

Yo mama's so fat, Choji told her to lose weight.

Yo Mama'S eyebrows are so thick, that even Rock Lee was disgusted

Yo momma so ugly even naruto cant "believe it"

yo mama so ugly she is the reason kakashi wears a mask

Yo mama so fat that Neji couldn't hit her chakra points.
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posted by nmdis
"Stop The World"


I don't know why, I don't know why I'm so afraid
I don't know how, I don't know how to fix the pain
We're livin' a lie, livin' a lie; this needs to change
We're out of time, we're out of time and its still the same

We can't stop the world, but there's so much lebih that we could do
anda can't stop this girl from falling lebih in cinta with you
anda berkata 'nobody has to know',
Give us time to grow, and take it slow
But I'd stop the world, if it'd finally let us be alone
Let us be alone

I'm hearing the noise, hearing the noise from all around
I'm on the edge, I'm on the edge of breaking...
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Behind where I looked back (Who's in the front?)
I raised my claws at the darkness (and ripped the night apart)

Amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo
Tsutaiochiru
Mou doko ni mo kaeru basho ga nai nara

Raindrops turn into droplets of blood
and run down my cheeks
If there isn't a place for me to return anywhere anymore

Kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
Sono yubi goto tsuretette ageru
Higurashi ga naku akazu no mori e
Ato modori wa mou dekinai

Take these fingers, my fingers
I'll take all your fingers away
To the unopenable forest where cicadas cry
There's no turning back anymore

Hitorizutsu...
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I'm bored so this artikel is acak anyways...

1. Like- it makes anda seem younger

2. Like hell- fun to say and it's useful

3. Unfuckingbelieveable- anda have to have lebih words like: in-sonofabitch-inginsane atau out-goddamn-rageous

4. Bro- No. Just don't use this one.

5. Balls- Don't use it as an exclamation and be like "balls"

6. Sweet- Only when talking about food

7. Shit- never "shoot"

8. -eroo- add this to the end of every possible word. Switcheroo, sexeroo, arresteroo

9. Buddy- buddy is what anda call college students and men named Buddy. Okay, anda have friends.

10. Calm Your Tits- encouraged

11. Piss-...
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1. anda can name lebih types of cheese than clothing brands and know where to buy Limburger (doesn't mean anda would!).

2. To you, a "big town" has 10,000 people in it.

3. The smell of cow manure right outside town doesn't get a detik thought.

4. Everyone anda know listens to country musik like a detik religion, and those that don't are just wrong.

5. When people komentar on your funny accent, you're like, "What fucking accent? I sound just like you!"

6. When I say "Cheese Days", anda know exactly what I'm talking about and where it is.

7. When a Californian said, "There's a person with a mullet!", you'd...
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1. Ichigo and orihime
(bleach)- I cinta this couple!
Its like the princess and
the hero! He fights and she
heals him. Orihime loves ichigo and I
love this couple!
2. Renji and rukia(bleach)- He trained
so hard to be vice captain of her
brother. He got his bankai to save
her. They known each other and care
for each for years.
3. Ed and winry(FMA)- I cinta the way
ed told her " i will give anda half of my
life if anda give me half yours". Than
winry berkata "how about i give anda all
of it"!
4. Roy and riza(FMA)- it was sad yet
cute moment when she cried for him.
It was very cute when roy hugged
her and how they got each...
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A comedic spin on pop culture vampire and scary film in general, tells the story of three teens who believe their new babysitter is a real bloodsucking creature of the night -- and it's now up to them to rid their sleepy little town of the menace.

I cinta this show, and for the parent freaking out over it being "inappropriate" they have a time on disney channel for kids it goes to noon. Shouldn't be that hard to avoid a tampil that airs late, and its not obscene, and she wasn't "making out" with anyone It was a peck like everything else on Disney. Do yourself a favor and switch to Disney.

Anyway I cinta this show! So no I guess its not only children that watch the disney channel. I cinta the characters. It's interesting and funny, I cinta that its not a typical disney comedy and I cinta that there's no annoying laughter in the background! Anyway I recommend it :)
I got really bored last night and decided to look these up. So...yeah. Some small roles are included.


Italy and Kid

Narrator and Liz

Greece and Spirit

Chibitalia and Yumi

America and Justin

England and Harvar

France and Giriko

Russia and the clowns

HRE and Jack the Ripper
Austria and Dr.Stein

Hungary and Medusa

Liechtenstein and Patty

Belarus and Tsubaki

Lithuania and Ox

Sweden and Mifune

Sealand and Crona

Rome and Eibon

......Yep. I'm most likely missing some, though.
ENRIQUE IGLESIAS


"Tonight (I'm Lovin' You)"
(feat. Ludacris & DJ Frank E)

I know anda want me
I made it obvious that I want anda too
So put it on me
Let's remove the luar angkasa between me and you
Now rock your body
Damn I like the way that anda move
So give it to me, oh oooohh...
Cause I already know what anda wanna do

Here's the situation
Been to every nation
Nobody's ever made me feel the way that anda do
You know my motivation
Given my reputation
Please excuse me I don't mean to be rude

But tonight I'm loving you
Oh anda know
That tonight I'm loving you
Oh anda know
That tonight I'm loving you
Oh anda know
That tonight...
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O-
-heartbeats-
















OW!!!!!!!!!



Shake a chicka.

Ah

As they came into the voodoo
There was sound out...
Like a sheepdog.
He can make up your apartment.
He let the buck stay
On the carpet.
Sharon ate upon the table.
Makin' sushi... was a navel.
So she rented out the bedroom...
She was struck down...
By a centipede.

Annie are anda walking?
So, Annie are anda walking?
Are anda walking Annie?
Annie are anda walking?
So, Annie are anda walking?
Are anda walking?
Annie are anda walking?
-screams- SO, ANNIE ARE anda WALKING???!!!!
ARE anda WALKING ANNIE??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dramatic choir:
Annie are anda walking?
With your dentist
Are...
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The tampil SpongeBob linked to attention problems and learning


The tampil SpongeBob SquarePants is pointed oleh a study which indicates that the viewing for only nine menit of the tampil may cause short-term attention problems and learning in children four years.

Such problems have been observed in a study of 60 randomly selected children to watch SpongeBob atau Caillou, in which gambar change lebih slowly, atau to draw in nine minutes.

Immediately after this activity, children were tested for mental function. And those who watched SpongeBob scored lower than others.

Previous studies had already established...
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previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Tina Unlocked the door to their house and they all walked inside then Peter put the Teddy beruang on the self after that they all got hungery so Tina went to the shops to get some food while Peter and Jenni were playing Uno they heard a crash in the dapur and ran over there they got a big shock when they saw how messy the dapur was when Tina got halaman awal she saw what the dapur was like and she got a big shock herself then while they all were thinking of a plan to see who did this to their halaman awal the Teddy beruang was hiding in the dapur cupboard as it chuckled...
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posted by chattycandy
Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

Guys hate flirts.

A guy can like anda for a minute, and then forget anda afterwards.

When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.

"Are anda doing something?" atau "Have anda eaten already?" are the first usual pertanyaan a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

Guys may be flirting around all hari but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics....
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