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1. Call themselves ugly.
-You're beautiful. So what if anda don't look like a movie bintang because there's always someone prettier than that movie star.
-Be yourself.

2. Call themselves fat.
-Just because anda cinta to eat doesn't necessarily mean your fat. I eat so much food in one hari you'd think I'm gonna go feed an army.
-If anda want to eat, eat. If people don't like it then anda throw whatever you're eating at them.

3. Twerk.
-Stop twerking! Especially if anda don't have no ass.

4. Care what people think of them.
-Fuck those people because you're worrying about someone anda may never see again atau someone you'll probably never even talk to.
-If anda do talk to them then anda look them in the eye and be like, "Hey, haters gonna hate."

5. Judge people.
-People like to judge a book oleh its cover and pisses me off. anda look at person with glasses and think 'nerd' atau someone wears black and think 'emo'
-That nerd and that emo could be the coolest people on the planet but no one would know cause they judged them to quickly.

6. Cry over someone who doesn't care.
-If they don't care about anda then anda shouldn't give two fucks about them. Don't let them walk all over anda and give them the satisfaction of seeing anda cry.
-You walk with your head held high, your cheeks dry and say fuck anda everytime they walk oleh (you like my rhyme? I made it up!)

7. Get mad when they don't get what they want.
-If anda have a damn computer, tv, bed, house then don't come crying to me because anda can't get that new kemeja anda want.
-Lots of people don't have houses, tvs, beds, computers and are lucky if they can get a piece of gum. Just sit down in a corner and shut it up!

8. Talk crap about other people.
-You know what if you're calling some one ugly atau dumb then anda have an ugly personality and you're dumb for saying it.
-Don't talk about someone like you're better than them. I don't care what they did to you. No one is ever better than some one else. It's impossible.

9. Go around akting like their perfect.
-It's okay to mess up sometimes. You're going to make mistakes and you're going to fail sometimes in life but that's alright because everyone goes through that experience.
-Except your failures and stop trying to be something that doesn't exist. (that something is perfection.)

10. Be mean to somebody for no damn reason.
-If you're going to be mean to someone at least have a good reason. "That girl slept with my boyfriend" , "that guy slept with my boyfriend" and yes I meant what I just said.
-You're a cruel, evil person if you're hurting someone just for fun and you're getting a one way ticket to hell. Go see a therapist, cry out your anger, play monopoly but stop being so mean.

That's all folks!
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations:

1.ADVERTISING SIGN:
A sign infront of an advertising agency in south super highway,"Rome wasn't build in a day.If it was,we would have hired the contractor."

2.VALENTINE CARDS:
"Now available in multi-packs."

3.IN A RESTAURANT:
"Open seven days a week and weekends."

4.IN A CEMETERY:
"People are prohibited from picking bunga from any but their own graves."

5.ON A ROLLER COASTER:
"Watch your heads."

6.ON THE GROUNDS OF A PUBLIC SCHOOL:
"No trespassing without permission."

7.ON A TENNESSEE HIGHWAY:
"When this sign is underwater,this road is impossible to pass."

8.IN FRONT OF NEW CAR-WASH:
"If anda can't read this, it's time to wash your car."

9.IN FRONT OF USED CARS :
"Why go elsewhere to be cheated, come here first."

10.OUTSIDE A COUNTRY SHOP:
"We buy rongsokan, sampah and sell antiques."

P.S. anda can tell lebih in your comments.
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- Act like a spy / secret agent for the day, when at work atau out and about ?

- At the bottom/top of escalators shout "SHIT MY SHOELACE !"

- Ask acak people if they want to see your "belly button " ?

- Bark like an angry dog at people in the jalan, street atau shopping center !

- Become a paparazzi for your friends, follow them around with a camera whilst shouting their name ?

- Make funny faces at strangers to make them laugh !

- Make up crazy facts about acak things and tell them to strangers as though anda are very smart.

- Make sound effects for everyday actions !

- Out of nowhere, atau when it is quiet,...
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Ten doesn't quite cut it for me; so here are five lebih places that would be lovely to visit.

Greece

Greece is another country I discovered oleh searching up its beaches. Greece is halaman awal to a berwarna merah muda, merah muda sand pantai and I have always wanted to go to one of those. I was also very intrigued oleh the beauty of Navagio beach.With it's alluring cliff and white sand.



If anda don't fancy a trip to the beach, Meteora seems like a fascinating place to try instead. It's basically a landscape straight out of fantasi novels--with monasteries resting upon natural (and humongous) rock pillars.



Perhaps anda are...
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 My Sweet 16
My Sweet 16
In most of the Western countries,like the UK,the age of majority is set to 18,sometimes 21.In Muslim countries people are already treated as adults at age 13!There are recently made proposals to reset the global age of majority from 18 to 16.
 A Car For A Birthday
A Car For A Birthday
 Clear The Road
Clear The Road
 Bride & Groom
Bride & Groom
 My Vote,My Choice
My Vote,My Choice
 Happy 16th Birthday
Happy 16th Birthday
 16-Happy Birthday
16-Happy Birthday
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While getting out of shower/dressing: *One shoulder towel* I'M GREEK, MOTHERF*CKER! Oookay, and that's how anda know I've had too much internet, *nervous laugh* With stories from the four corners of the world. The world is round, anda stupid beisch, it doesn't have corners. Yes it does! IT'S ROUND. NO CORNERS. *Self STFU stare* THE ROUND PART IS THE CORNERS, anda PRAT.
*Cornerception*
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! I am the truth... You're dead to me.

*SNK fan, anyone?*
Eren: Don't drop that thun thun thun.
Eren and Armin: Eyy! Don't drop that thun thun thun!
Eren, Armin, and Levi: Don't drop that thun...
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