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1. Call themselves ugly.
-You're beautiful. So what if anda don't look like a movie bintang because there's always someone prettier than that movie star.
-Be yourself.

2. Call themselves fat.
-Just because anda cinta to eat doesn't necessarily mean your fat. I eat so much food in one hari you'd think I'm gonna go feed an army.
-If anda want to eat, eat. If people don't like it then anda throw whatever you're eating at them.

3. Twerk.
-Stop twerking! Especially if anda don't have no ass.

4. Care what people think of them.
-Fuck those people because you're worrying about someone anda may never see again atau someone you'll probably never even talk to.
-If anda do talk to them then anda look them in the eye and be like, "Hey, haters gonna hate."

5. Judge people.
-People like to judge a book oleh its cover and pisses me off. anda look at person with glasses and think 'nerd' atau someone wears black and think 'emo'
-That nerd and that emo could be the coolest people on the planet but no one would know cause they judged them to quickly.

6. Cry over someone who doesn't care.
-If they don't care about anda then anda shouldn't give two fucks about them. Don't let them walk all over anda and give them the satisfaction of seeing anda cry.
-You walk with your head held high, your cheeks dry and say fuck anda everytime they walk oleh (you like my rhyme? I made it up!)

7. Get mad when they don't get what they want.
-If anda have a damn computer, tv, bed, house then don't come crying to me because anda can't get that new kemeja anda want.
-Lots of people don't have houses, tvs, beds, computers and are lucky if they can get a piece of gum. Just sit down in a corner and shut it up!

8. Talk crap about other people.
-You know what if you're calling some one ugly atau dumb then anda have an ugly personality and you're dumb for saying it.
-Don't talk about someone like you're better than them. I don't care what they did to you. No one is ever better than some one else. It's impossible.

9. Go around akting like their perfect.
-It's okay to mess up sometimes. You're going to make mistakes and you're going to fail sometimes in life but that's alright because everyone goes through that experience.
-Except your failures and stop trying to be something that doesn't exist. (that something is perfection.)

10. Be mean to somebody for no damn reason.
-If you're going to be mean to someone at least have a good reason. "That girl slept with my boyfriend" , "that guy slept with my boyfriend" and yes I meant what I just said.
-You're a cruel, evil person if you're hurting someone just for fun and you're getting a one way ticket to hell. Go see a therapist, cry out your anger, play monopoly but stop being so mean.

That's all folks!
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Loosen the lug nuts on your dad's new car.
Drop your cat from a high place, to see if it really does land on all four feet.
Repeat above until failure.
Rearrange political campaign signs.
Sharpen your teeth.
Play Houdini with one of your siblings.
Braid your anjing hair.
Clean and polish your belly button.
Water your dog...see if he grows.
Wash a tree.
Knight yourself and some close friends.
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Flirt with an evergreen.
Scare Steven King.
Give your cat a mohawk.
Purr.
Mow your carpet.
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