1. anda can name lebih types of cheese than clothing brands and know where to buy Limburger (doesn't mean anda would!).
2. To you, a "big town" has 10,000 people in it.
3. The smell of cow manure right outside town doesn't get a detik thought.
4. Everyone anda know listens to country musik like a detik religion, and those that don't are just wrong.
5. When people komentar on your funny accent, you're like, "What fucking accent? I sound just like you!"
6. When I say "Cheese Days", anda know exactly what I'm talking about and where it is.
7. When a Californian said, "There's a person with a mullet!", you'd reply with, "Where?!".
8. #7 made sense.
9. anda don't need a mantel until it's 50°, but anda need A/C full blast when it's over 75°.
10. anda use a heater and an A/C on the same day.
11. Snowmen are for wimps. anda build the best 4-room fort in your community because that's what cool people do!
12. anda can tell an Illinois person oleh their driving.
13. anda atau someone anda know was a Dairy Queen, and that's not a restaurant.
14. anda know when it'll be a snow hari before the school even does.
15. "That 70s Show" is either offensive atau hilarious because it's not true.
16. Football schedules are checked before wedding dates are set.
17. You've fallen for at least one country boy wannabe and wondered if he's actually from Minnesota... cuz those people ain't right!
18. Your grandparents say "batree", "warsh", and/or "upnort", and anda can make sense of it.
19. Weddings have bir before they have any of that wine shit.
20. anda don't bat an eye when someone says their *12-year-old* drove them halaman awal after they were *drinking* because both parts of that sentence sound totally normal.
21. The Packers will always be better than the Bears, and anyone that says otherwise can get the fuck out.
22. You've broken your sled running into a pine tree, and IT WAS AWESOME!!!
23. anda do your natal shopping at Farm n' Fleet.
24. Other states don't have the Hokey Pokey and the Chicken Dance at EVERY wedding. If you're from Wisconsin, anda just went, "They don't?!"
25. 3 inches of snow isn't anything to batal school over.
26. No one EVER calls pop "soda".
27. anda know what "cowtipping" is.
28. anda don't consider it "up north" until anda hit Canada.
29. anda have no problem spelling Milwaukee atau pronouncing Waukesha.
30. Everyone in your town knows your last name.
31. There are two city sizes: Big and Madison. Anything bigger is unnatural.
32. FIB doesn't mean a small lie to you.
33. Nobody calls it fall unless they're talking about school. It's Hunting Season.
34. anda where and when people sing, "Ooohhhh. Suck! Eat shit!" For anda Non-Wisconsinites, it's college kids at a luak, lumba-lumba Game. Yes, I capitalized "Game". It's that important.
35. anda go to a jagung maze every tahun around Halloween.
36. "Da Yoopers" totally make sense and are hilarious.
37. A brat is something anda eat, and anda can pronounce it right.
38. "Down South" means Chicago.
39. anda didn't know that the Dakotas, Nebraska, Kansas, and Missouri were part of the Midwest.
40. anda think Catholic and Lutheran are the two major religions.
41. Michigan is "foreign".
42. Your town is so small, anda can just say someone's name, and everyone will already know the story you're about to tell.
43. FFA is a big deal!
44. Wearing cowboy boots to school is totally acceptable.
45. California is a total rip off.
46. It's butter. There's no margarine. There's just butter.
47. You've ordered a luak, lumba-lumba pizza and/or asked for directions to Culver's out-of-state and were confused when someone berkata it doesn't exist.
48. anda know people that know nothing about politics but still manage to get pissed about them.
49. anda know what RFD is and what channel it's on.
50. anda moved from a town years ago, and everyone still acts like nothing changed when anda reunite.
51. Having 30 kucing doesn't mean being a crazy cat-lady. It means anda live on a farm.
52. anda actually use the term "city-slicker".
53. anda can tell when meat atau dairy is from Wisconsin atau is "that Illinois shit".
54. Swearing is detik English. Fucking deal with the shit, damn bitch, atau ciuman my ass! XD
55. A small town is the one will just one bar.
56. anda know multiple people who have hit a deer lebih than once.
57. Sitting in the back of a pickup truck, just bintang gazing, is romantic.
58. Against populer belief, you've never berkata "bubbler".
59. You've said, "You might be a redneck if..." to someone and meant it.
60. All of these made sense.
61. anda cinta and hate this place at the same time but couldn't imagine living anywhere else.
2. To you, a "big town" has 10,000 people in it.
3. The smell of cow manure right outside town doesn't get a detik thought.
4. Everyone anda know listens to country musik like a detik religion, and those that don't are just wrong.
5. When people komentar on your funny accent, you're like, "What fucking accent? I sound just like you!"
6. When I say "Cheese Days", anda know exactly what I'm talking about and where it is.
7. When a Californian said, "There's a person with a mullet!", you'd reply with, "Where?!".
8. #7 made sense.
9. anda don't need a mantel until it's 50°, but anda need A/C full blast when it's over 75°.
10. anda use a heater and an A/C on the same day.
11. Snowmen are for wimps. anda build the best 4-room fort in your community because that's what cool people do!
12. anda can tell an Illinois person oleh their driving.
13. anda atau someone anda know was a Dairy Queen, and that's not a restaurant.
14. anda know when it'll be a snow hari before the school even does.
15. "That 70s Show" is either offensive atau hilarious because it's not true.
16. Football schedules are checked before wedding dates are set.
17. You've fallen for at least one country boy wannabe and wondered if he's actually from Minnesota... cuz those people ain't right!
18. Your grandparents say "batree", "warsh", and/or "upnort", and anda can make sense of it.
19. Weddings have bir before they have any of that wine shit.
20. anda don't bat an eye when someone says their *12-year-old* drove them halaman awal after they were *drinking* because both parts of that sentence sound totally normal.
21. The Packers will always be better than the Bears, and anyone that says otherwise can get the fuck out.
22. You've broken your sled running into a pine tree, and IT WAS AWESOME!!!
23. anda do your natal shopping at Farm n' Fleet.
24. Other states don't have the Hokey Pokey and the Chicken Dance at EVERY wedding. If you're from Wisconsin, anda just went, "They don't?!"
25. 3 inches of snow isn't anything to batal school over.
26. No one EVER calls pop "soda".
27. anda know what "cowtipping" is.
28. anda don't consider it "up north" until anda hit Canada.
29. anda have no problem spelling Milwaukee atau pronouncing Waukesha.
30. Everyone in your town knows your last name.
31. There are two city sizes: Big and Madison. Anything bigger is unnatural.
32. FIB doesn't mean a small lie to you.
33. Nobody calls it fall unless they're talking about school. It's Hunting Season.
34. anda where and when people sing, "Ooohhhh. Suck! Eat shit!" For anda Non-Wisconsinites, it's college kids at a luak, lumba-lumba Game. Yes, I capitalized "Game". It's that important.
35. anda go to a jagung maze every tahun around Halloween.
36. "Da Yoopers" totally make sense and are hilarious.
37. A brat is something anda eat, and anda can pronounce it right.
38. "Down South" means Chicago.
39. anda didn't know that the Dakotas, Nebraska, Kansas, and Missouri were part of the Midwest.
40. anda think Catholic and Lutheran are the two major religions.
41. Michigan is "foreign".
42. Your town is so small, anda can just say someone's name, and everyone will already know the story you're about to tell.
43. FFA is a big deal!
44. Wearing cowboy boots to school is totally acceptable.
45. California is a total rip off.
46. It's butter. There's no margarine. There's just butter.
47. You've ordered a luak, lumba-lumba pizza and/or asked for directions to Culver's out-of-state and were confused when someone berkata it doesn't exist.
48. anda know people that know nothing about politics but still manage to get pissed about them.
49. anda know what RFD is and what channel it's on.
50. anda moved from a town years ago, and everyone still acts like nothing changed when anda reunite.
51. Having 30 kucing doesn't mean being a crazy cat-lady. It means anda live on a farm.
52. anda actually use the term "city-slicker".
53. anda can tell when meat atau dairy is from Wisconsin atau is "that Illinois shit".
54. Swearing is detik English. Fucking deal with the shit, damn bitch, atau ciuman my ass! XD
55. A small town is the one will just one bar.
56. anda know multiple people who have hit a deer lebih than once.
57. Sitting in the back of a pickup truck, just bintang gazing, is romantic.
58. Against populer belief, you've never berkata "bubbler".
59. You've said, "You might be a redneck if..." to someone and meant it.
60. All of these made sense.
61. anda cinta and hate this place at the same time but couldn't imagine living anywhere else.
I got really bored last night and decided to look these up. So...yeah. Some small roles are included.
Italy and Kid
Narrator and Liz
Greece and Spirit
Chibitalia and Yumi
America and Justin
England and Harvar
France and Giriko
Russia and the clowns
HRE and Jack the Ripper
Austria and Dr.Stein
Hungary and Medusa
Liechtenstein and Patty
Belarus and Tsubaki
Lithuania and Ox
Sweden and Mifune
Sealand and Crona
Rome and Eibon
......Yep. I'm most likely missing some, though.
Italy and Kid
Narrator and Liz
Greece and Spirit
Chibitalia and Yumi
America and Justin
England and Harvar
France and Giriko
Russia and the clowns
HRE and Jack the Ripper
Austria and Dr.Stein
Hungary and Medusa
Liechtenstein and Patty
Belarus and Tsubaki
Lithuania and Ox
Sweden and Mifune
Sealand and Crona
Rome and Eibon
......Yep. I'm most likely missing some, though.
1 try on all your clothes in your closet
2 sing a song like a bebek
3 Watch all of your old disney movies
4 play robin hood
5 play princess
6 lick all of the ice cubes
7 pull a prank like freeze they're undies
8 watch tv but change the channal with your toes
9 take a song but change the lyrics
10 try to do lots of accents
komentar tell your friends then I will make lebih spread the word boredom has a cure!!! I cinta making these for anda so comment. All the komentar I get I feel like a moviestar so tell everyone. I'm menulis all this cuz I need a longer artikel so yea tacos are good i like taco bravos from taco johns
2 sing a song like a bebek
3 Watch all of your old disney movies
4 play robin hood
5 play princess
6 lick all of the ice cubes
7 pull a prank like freeze they're undies
8 watch tv but change the channal with your toes
9 take a song but change the lyrics
10 try to do lots of accents
komentar tell your friends then I will make lebih spread the word boredom has a cure!!! I cinta making these for anda so comment. All the komentar I get I feel like a moviestar so tell everyone. I'm menulis all this cuz I need a longer artikel so yea tacos are good i like taco bravos from taco johns