acak Article: 10 fun things to do when anda get bored

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posted by shadow378

1: watch an anime series anda think will be cool

2:gymnastics XD idk why but I do flips a l a lot so yeah

3: torcher some one ex: brother sister cousin friend ect.

4:run around for no absolute reason

5:do Insanity, p90X, ZUMBA so on

6: read a book

7:go to the store and freak people out until anda get kicked out

8: be completely acak to the people around you.

9:listen to artists anda hate a lot and make fun of them

10: be a Watch All Of Jeresy pantai for no complete reason

deathding, OkazakiDaisuke and 2 others like this

hgfan5602 1. Fanpop 2. Surf the Internet (literally) 3. Play games on my iPod 4. Text my friends 5. Call/Facetime my friends 6. Explore random fandoms 7. Read the Hunger Games 8. Watch movies 9. Play video games 10. Go on Google+ and post a million times

shadow378 I got really bored so I did this oh yeah make it 11 I forgot one 11:Cleanse your soul *heavenly choir sings*

ervinasaade Oh i love #9!!

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How Girls turn Guys down

posted by McDreamyluva

LOLs!!

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !

HE: How did anda get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been diberikan your share !

HE: Will anda come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!

HE: I think I could make anda very happy
SHE: Why? Are anda leaving?

HE: What would anda say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh...

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Qustions u should think about

posted by ilovepenguins

1) If cinta is blind, then why is there lingerie?
2) Why are they called "apartments" if they are all connected?
3) Should anda believe a chronic liar if he admits that he is a chronic liar?
4) Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
5) Why is it that anjing cinta to hang their head out of the car window, but will get mad at anda if anda blow in their face?
6) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience?
7) If a pohon falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
8) If pro is the opposite of con, then wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress?
9) If the segi lima, pentagon were...

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25 Creative Ways to say that someone is Stupid

posted by Shelly_McShelly

•    A few clowns short of a circus

•    A few fries short of a Happy Meal

•    A few beers short of a six-pack

•    Dumber than a box of hair

•    A few peas short of a basi, casserole

•    Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

•    The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

•    One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl

•    A few feathers short of a whole bebek

•    All foam, no beer...

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21 Ways to Amuse Yourself While Driving

posted by Shelly_McShelly

•    Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

•    Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

•    At stop lights, eye the person in the selanjutnya car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

•    Two words: Chicken suit.

•    Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The lebih it looks like blood, the better.

•    Stop at the green lights.

•    Go at the red ones.

•    Occasionally...

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5 Ways to tick off your princable

posted by Rock_n_Roll671

Okay, I;m not saying anda should ACTUALLY do this, but if u want to, u can, and put in the komentar which ones you're going to try out.
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1. When you're getting a drink of water at the water fountain, and he passes by, get a handfull of water and throw it at the crotch of his pants, and then yell, "HE PEED HIS PANTS!"

2. Run underwear up a flagpoll, solute, and when your princible scolds you, say, "You're just saying that cuz anda hate America."

3. When anda go to the princible's office, and when he asks why anda were sent, say, "I wrote that anda sucked...

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33 Really Weird Exam jawaban

posted by musicfanaticXD

1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited oleh mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics.They lived in the Sarah dessert and traveled oleh Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

2. The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible,Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an apel, apple tree. One of their children,Cain, asked, “Am I my brother’s son?”

3. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened roti which is roti made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He...

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A Poem 4 An Awsome Friend

posted by Alexyss_Cullen

anda came into my life as an unknown face
Not ever knowing our friendship,
I would one hari embrace
As I wonder Through My thoughts and memories of u,
It Brings many Big Smiles and laughter so true

I cinta the special bond that we beutifully share,
I cinta the way anda tampil u really care,
Our Friendship means the aboslute world to me
I only hope this is somthin i can make u see,
Not hear

Thank u for opening ur mind and soul,
I will do all i can to help heal,
ur hearts little wholes
Remember ur secrets are forever aman, brankas within me,
I will keep them under the tightest lock & key

Always Remember..If ur ever in...

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When people ask stupid questions..anoying but also funny!

posted by 7things

1)At the movies: When anda meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question: Hey, what are anda doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't anda try again?

3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

4)At a restaurant: When anda ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer mentega Masala" dish good?...

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31 Ways to Annoy Your Parents xD

posted by Mp4girl

xD... I found that alot of ppl are posting these ^^

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down yer pants as anda can and then start dancing

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when anda laugh and then laugh harder.

9. Everytime they say your name jump up and down rub yer stomach and pat your head.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

11. Wear...

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the flavors of HI-C jus boxes and THE WORD HI 61 TIMES

posted by itachifan1

* jeruk, orange Lavaburst
* persik (no longer produced)
* Poppin' berwarna merah muda, merah muda Lemonade
* stroberi Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* permen apel, apple cooler

[edit] Hi-C Blast

* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* buah-buahan Pow
* buah-buahan Punch
* Orange
* jeruk, orange Supernova
* berwarna merah muda, merah muda Lemonade
* frambos, raspberry Kiwi
* Strawberry
* stroberi Kiwi
* Wild Berry

[edit] Hi-C asam Blast

* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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THE WORD HI 61 TIMES

hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi

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My pertanyaan of Love;; Fear of Loving anda && Used Me

posted by lollipopszx3

Did anda really have to leave?
Without saying goodbye
Leaving me in tears
Wondering why?

I was really hoping
to be lebih than a friend
But for some strange reason
My plan had to end

As I recalled
That very special hari
I was thinking "hey!
What did he have to say?"

During that hari
there was lots to be berkata
And I realized that
It all went in my head

When anda berkata "I cinta you"
I berkata "I cinta anda too"
But now I'm just questioning
Was it ever true?
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I promised to be your friend.
Always and Forever.
Never had I thought
We would be lebih
What if I did...

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puncak, atas 10 ways to freak out your roomate

posted by chowjoyi

10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."
9) pindah everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an gajah weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "The hair, it's growing. Growing!"
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While...

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puncak, atas ten reasons to be cheerful! :D

posted by pandawinx

10. we have a slim chance we might be able to make a non hangover wine.....more amazing things have happened.....Actually that might be a lie.
9. We've all got our friends and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if anda sometimes feel sad atau depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to anda sorry, but if your in any other country, then anda still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When anda think of cokelat everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )

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100 Ways to Order a pizza

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. If using a touch-tone, press acak numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their pertanyaan with questions.

9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and...

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Stupid acak Product Warnings (1)

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. "Do not use if anda cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.

2. "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

3. "For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

4. "Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.

5. "Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

6. "Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.

7. "Do not use while sleeping atau unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.

8. "Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of...

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Funny kutipan From Real People

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. anda can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say anda should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching televisi oleh candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find televisi very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...

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CONGATS! your the 1000th PERSON to... FAIL! YES anda FAIL! FIND OUT WHY anda FAIL NOW!

posted by emma-may

WELDONE!

YOU HAVE FAILED TO IGNORE THIS MESSAGE TO anda - THE PERSON WHO FAILED!

dear fellow fanpop failures...

i have failed to bring anda the news of fail blog sooner...

some of anda may know but the rest of anda probabley fail to know what im talking about. well fail blog is the brand new fail site. it's stuffed full of posts of your hari to hari FAILS. it does have the occasional win... there are the most acak posts of failed foto shots of failures diposting oleh dedicated failed fail-er fail finders some are plain stupid but it won't fail to make anda laugh! anda can take failed pictures your self...

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5 things that will make everyone think you're insane!

posted by werewolflover

Hey,it's werewolflover.you seemed to like my other artikel like this so here's another one.I hope anda enjoy and please rate and comment.
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks oleh (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a teh party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals oleh say "would anda like to gabung us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the berwarna merah muda, merah muda fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good atau I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?

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20 Ways To Annoy a disney bintang

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

1. Go to a Miley Cyrus konser with an obsessed Twilight Fangirl, and go up on stage with her in the middle of the konser and talk about Edward Cullen (fangirl atau not). Make sure anda both wear My Chemical Romance T-Shirts.

2. Make a gossip magazine write about a Joe Jonas and Robert Patterson scandal.

3. Tell Selena Gomez atau Demi Lovato that they're bad role models.

4. Diss Selena Gomez's fasion style.

5. Bring Marilyn Manson and Gene Simmons (both with makeup) to the set of Sonny With A Chance.

6. Compare Joe Jonas's jaket in "Burnin Up" and a The Black Parade jacket. Farmiliar?

7. Morph Miley...

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The one thing to prove that anda are a gunniess

posted by patrisha727

tampil this to your math teacher, and tell me what his/her reaction is! ^_^

Pi = 3.
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