10. Tell a acak person anda cinta them
9. go up to a worker and ask them acak questoins about them (name age Zodiac sign)
8.Try on a bra thats way to big atau for guys just a acak bra and ask a worker how anda look
7.sit in the middle of a isle
6.clog the toilet
5.go up to a acak person and say gimme all your cash and nobody gets hurt
4.(for department stores) Jump on a display bed
4.(grocery stores) Eat food before buying it
3.Scream bloody murder
2.Go store streaking
and number 1 is
1.yell kick me out of this store at the puncak, atas of your lungs
9. go up to a worker and ask them acak questoins about them (name age Zodiac sign)
8.Try on a bra thats way to big atau for guys just a acak bra and ask a worker how anda look
7.sit in the middle of a isle
6.clog the toilet
5.go up to a acak person and say gimme all your cash and nobody gets hurt
4.(for department stores) Jump on a display bed
4.(grocery stores) Eat food before buying it
3.Scream bloody murder
2.Go store streaking
and number 1 is
1.yell kick me out of this store at the puncak, atas of your lungs
DEMENTED POEMS
mawar are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
mawar are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
mawar are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And tampil me your tits
mawar make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And anda cinta it up the shitter
mawar are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
mawar are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
mawar are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
mawar are shit
Violets are crap
tampil me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
mawar are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And menelan it down
mawar are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
mawar are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
mawar are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
mawar are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And tampil me your tits
mawar make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And anda cinta it up the shitter
mawar are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
mawar are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
mawar are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
mawar are shit
Violets are crap
tampil me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
mawar are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And menelan it down
mawar are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
my friend sent me this text message a while yang lalu and i thought it was hilarious!!!
i need to ask anda somethingand i want anda to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how anda feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want anda to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi atau Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
i need to ask anda somethingand i want anda to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how anda feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want anda to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi atau Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.