1.Hum loudly in class and when he/she tells 'the person who is humming' to keep quiet-stop but then carry on two menit later.

2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.

3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.

4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.

5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if anda are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.

6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when anda get woken up, scream loudly and shout 'RAPE! RAPE! RAAAAPE!!!!'

7.Ask if anda can go to the bathroom and then tour the school for about 10 menit and if your teacher notices how long anda were gone, say anda have diarrhea atau constipation.

8.During a lesson atau while the class is working, blow your nose very loudly and make it sound awful.

9.Every time your teacher has explained something, pertanyaan it and when he/she proves it, say 'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, NOW I get it!'

10.When he/she asks a question, raise your hand and jump up and down in your kursi and say 'PICK ME! ME! ME! I KNOW!' and if anda are chosen say 'I forgot.' and if anda aren't chosen sigh loudly and complain about how anda are never chosen (even if anda get chosen often) atau accuse him/her of being bias.

11.Come to school late and when anda get asked about it, burst into tears saying that your goldfish died.

12.Come to school late and when anda get asked about it, say that anda aren't allowed anda tell-the government has made anda swear to secrecy.

13.Call your teacher (if he/she's old) grandma atau grandpa.

14.Call your teacher (if he/she's young) aunt/uncle).

15.Ask a female teacher (who isn't too young) her age and when she answers, gasp and 'You can't be! anda look MUCH older than that!'

16.Never bring a pen atau pencil to school so that anda can ask your teacher for a pen. If he/she gives anda a pencil, chew on the end of i until it's all slobbery and chewed up and give it to them at the end of the hari with a grin.

17.When anda are supposed to be membaca silently, read out loud and struggle with every word longer than six letters.

18.Never use a dictionary-ask your teacher, especially when asking for spelling on words. When he/she gives anda the correct spelling-say 'Sorry? I didn't catch that.' and do that about three times.

19.Eat something in class-something very loud and crunchy.

20.When your teacher is shouting at someone, yell 'DOES SOMEONE NEED A HUG?' and grin.

21.When a female teacher has a new haircut, ask 'Is that a new haircut?' and if she says that it is, say 'It...*giggle* suits you. *giggle* Yea... anda look great.' then walk away laughing hysterically .

22.On a test paper, when answering one say 'I cannot answer this pertanyaan due to religious purposes.'

23.Tell him/her that anda heard the other teachers talking badly about him/her in the teachers lounge. If he/she asks which ones then say that anda can't answer that. They threatened anda to secrecy.

24.Speak like Yoda.

25.Come to school late in a superhero costume and say that there was 'trouble that anda had to take care of'.

26.(If anda haven't learned) In an important test atau assignment, write so small that he/she can't read it. Learn your pantat, keledai off that afternoon and the selanjutnya hari when anda are presented with your test and the teacher complains, say that anda are willing to re-write it for him/her and write it in huge handwriting.

27.Come to school in flip-flops and make loud noises with them.

28.When turning in an assignment, write 'This message will self-destruct.'

29.Keep leaving your textbook at home, hari after day.

30.If anda ever have to mark your own work, with every pertanyaan anda get right say 'YESSSSSSSSS!'