LITTLE TONY FROM BROOKLYN ON MATH
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and anda shoot one of them, how many will be left ?" She calls on little TONY.
He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then little TONY says, "I have a pertanyaan for YOU."
"There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The detik is gobbling down the puncak, atas and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the puncak, atas of the ice cream. Which one is married ?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the puncak, atas and sucked the cone."
To which Little TONY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on'," but I like your thinking."
LITTLE TONY ON MATH
Little TONY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father.
"The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3,' " I berkata "6", balasa TONY.
"But that's right !" says his dad.
"Yeah, but then she asked me "How much is 3x2 ?"
"What's the f ** king difference ?" asks the father.
"That's what I berkata !"
LITTLE TONY ON ENGLISH
Little TONY goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word ?"
Little TONY says, "Mas-tur-bate."
Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little TONY, that's a mouthful."
Little TONY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."
LITTLE TONY ON GRAMMAR
Little TONY was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss !!"
The teacher replied, 'Now, TONY, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word anda want to use is 'urinate.'
Please use the word 'ur-i-nate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow anda to go."
Little TONY, thinks for a bit, and then says, "You're an eight, but if anda had bigger tits, you'd be a TEN !"
LITTLE TONY ON GRAMMAR
One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a tampil of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.
First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.
"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully."
She said, "Excellent, Michael !"
Then the teacher reluctantly called on little TONY.
"Last night at the makan malam table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, just f ** king beautiful !'"
LITTLE TONY ON GETTING OLDER
Little TONY was sitting on a park bench munching on one permen bar after another.
After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, anda know eating all that permen isn't good for you. It will give anda acne, rot your teeth, and make anda fat."
Little TONY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 permen bars at a time ?"
Little TONY answered, "No, he minded his own f ** king business."
I cinta Little Tony !!!!!
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and anda shoot one of them, how many will be left ?" She calls on little TONY.
He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then little TONY says, "I have a pertanyaan for YOU."
"There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The detik is gobbling down the puncak, atas and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the puncak, atas of the ice cream. Which one is married ?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the puncak, atas and sucked the cone."
To which Little TONY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on'," but I like your thinking."
LITTLE TONY ON MATH
Little TONY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father.
"The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3,' " I berkata "6", balasa TONY.
"But that's right !" says his dad.
"Yeah, but then she asked me "How much is 3x2 ?"
"What's the f ** king difference ?" asks the father.
"That's what I berkata !"
LITTLE TONY ON ENGLISH
Little TONY goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word ?"
Little TONY says, "Mas-tur-bate."
Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little TONY, that's a mouthful."
Little TONY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."
LITTLE TONY ON GRAMMAR
Little TONY was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss !!"
The teacher replied, 'Now, TONY, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word anda want to use is 'urinate.'
Please use the word 'ur-i-nate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow anda to go."
Little TONY, thinks for a bit, and then says, "You're an eight, but if anda had bigger tits, you'd be a TEN !"
LITTLE TONY ON GRAMMAR
One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a tampil of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.
First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.
"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully."
She said, "Excellent, Michael !"
Then the teacher reluctantly called on little TONY.
"Last night at the makan malam table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, just f ** king beautiful !'"
LITTLE TONY ON GETTING OLDER
Little TONY was sitting on a park bench munching on one permen bar after another.
After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, anda know eating all that permen isn't good for you. It will give anda acne, rot your teeth, and make anda fat."
Little TONY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 permen bars at a time ?"
Little TONY answered, "No, he minded his own f ** king business."
I cinta Little Tony !!!!!
Whoa, time out. Football is on.
Sorry. I was just picturing anda naked.
Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
Don't anda have some laundry to do atau something?
anda are so cute when anda get mad.
You're just upset because your bottom is beginning to spread.
Wait a menit - I get it. What time of the bulan is it?
anda sure anda don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
Looks like someone had an extra bowl of menggerutu, jalang flakes this morning!
Who are anda kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.
Sorry. I was just picturing anda naked.
Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
Don't anda have some laundry to do atau something?
anda are so cute when anda get mad.
You're just upset because your bottom is beginning to spread.
Wait a menit - I get it. What time of the bulan is it?
anda sure anda don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
Looks like someone had an extra bowl of menggerutu, jalang flakes this morning!
Who are anda kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.
☆go in his room and sabotoge it make it a daily thing
☆Show his gf embarrasing pics of him
☆Go into his room at night and say crazy things in his ear make it a daily thing
☆At makan malam time quietly throw food but dont get caught
Bonus if its a chicken bone and it hits him in the head
☆Beat him up to make him say the weirdest stuff like my pantat, keledai is fat atau i stuff twinkies in my pantat, keledai make it a daily thing
☆Ask dumb qs like how in da world did u get a tahi lalat dat big make it a daily thing
☆Make him do ur chores oleh lying on him saying stuff like Jason berkata that he was going to kick my pantat, keledai atau something like that
☆Tell him to give anda a piggy back down stairs make it a daily thing
☆Sit in front of ur brother and talk on the phone act like anda heard somthing suprising then do a spit take
☆Sit there and talk about nothing he carez about
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☆Show his gf embarrasing pics of him
☆Go into his room at night and say crazy things in his ear make it a daily thing
☆At makan malam time quietly throw food but dont get caught
Bonus if its a chicken bone and it hits him in the head
☆Beat him up to make him say the weirdest stuff like my pantat, keledai is fat atau i stuff twinkies in my pantat, keledai make it a daily thing
☆Ask dumb qs like how in da world did u get a tahi lalat dat big make it a daily thing
☆Make him do ur chores oleh lying on him saying stuff like Jason berkata that he was going to kick my pantat, keledai atau something like that
☆Tell him to give anda a piggy back down stairs make it a daily thing
☆Sit in front of ur brother and talk on the phone act like anda heard somthing suprising then do a spit take
☆Sit there and talk about nothing he carez about
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This is very funny I told some of my friends and they laughed.
Kids, don't try this at halaman awal XD
Oh, and anything in between these things ** Is and action.
Oh and on lebih thing, I live in NYC, so any references that's why.
1. Shoot me now.
2. *Jumps of Brooklyn Bridge*
3. *Sinks with the Titanic*
4. *Runs away with Prince Charming*
5. *House lands on self in Oz*
6. *Wicked witch turns self into frog*
7. *Frog gets run over*
8. *Frog gets carried away be halk*
9. *Bangs head on dinding so hard, knock self into the selanjutnya room*
10. *Flies into the sun*
11. *Falls off the face of the earth*
12. *Jumps off cliff*
13. *Goes skydiving and forgets parachute*
14 *Dives into hiu tank*
15. *Glinda the good witch of the north send self home*
16. *Jumps into swamp full of hungry alligators*
17. Newspaper headline - "Magic trick gone wrong: teen disappears!"
18. *Swims in piranha infested waters*
19. *Runs away to Narnia*
20. *Canoes down a waterfall*
Kids, don't try this at halaman awal XD
Oh, and anything in between these things ** Is and action.
Oh and on lebih thing, I live in NYC, so any references that's why.
1. Shoot me now.
2. *Jumps of Brooklyn Bridge*
3. *Sinks with the Titanic*
4. *Runs away with Prince Charming*
5. *House lands on self in Oz*
6. *Wicked witch turns self into frog*
7. *Frog gets run over*
8. *Frog gets carried away be halk*
9. *Bangs head on dinding so hard, knock self into the selanjutnya room*
10. *Flies into the sun*
11. *Falls off the face of the earth*
12. *Jumps off cliff*
13. *Goes skydiving and forgets parachute*
14 *Dives into hiu tank*
15. *Glinda the good witch of the north send self home*
16. *Jumps into swamp full of hungry alligators*
17. Newspaper headline - "Magic trick gone wrong: teen disappears!"
18. *Swims in piranha infested waters*
19. *Runs away to Narnia*
20. *Canoes down a waterfall*