What women should tell men...but don't
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The selanjutnya time anda and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a poling to see which of anda successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with anda - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever anda have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If anda were really looking for an honest answer, anda wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The selanjutnya time anda make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused oleh rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do anda and your friends keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if anda look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' favorit outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If anda must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then anda never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know anda can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises atau promotions were gained oleh arm wrestling the boss.
If anda don't read this, someone else wil
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The selanjutnya time anda and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a poling to see which of anda successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with anda - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever anda have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If anda were really looking for an honest answer, anda wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The selanjutnya time anda make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused oleh rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do anda and your friends keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if anda look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' favorit outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If anda must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then anda never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know anda can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises atau promotions were gained oleh arm wrestling the boss.
If anda don't read this, someone else wil
