Have anda ever wanted to annoy someone so bad that they want to kill you? Then this artikel is right for you! Hahaha. anda know I've tried most of them and it does work. :P
1. Use potty humor. Announce to them that anda have to go to the bathroom, and that anda think that they should go too, as they have been holding it in for quite a while. When they do go to the bathroom, call out to them things like: "Are anda doing okay in there?". To make it even lebih annoying, if there are other people in the bathroom, proudly announce to them: "My friend is in there," pointing at the bathroom stall. When anda are finished in the bathroom, come out with a sigh of relief and be sure to tell them all about your time in the bathroom. (Even if they would rather anda didn't).
2. Sing along to everything. Especially the annoying atau little-kid songs. If they are listening to their iPod, help yourself to one of their headphones and start bernyanyi along to the song (if you're tone deaf this works really well). Remember, anda don't have to even know the words to the song, just make them up as anda go along – the dumber your lyrics the better! And, for bonus points, if anda are watching TV, sing along with all of the commercial jingles. anda could also sing something over and over to the point where no one can stand it anymore.
3. Hug acak people. Just spontaneously run up to a person and give them a hug and tell them that anda are so glad to see them and that they are your best friend ever. And after that, right in front of them, do the same thing to some other person.
4. Ask private questions. anda can either ask a ton of these to one person, atau spread it around. If anda are going to do this to any acak person, do things like ask a man if he has ever had an abortion atau is pregnant, atau ask a 13 tahun old if they have ever been to rehab, had a drug intervention, atau if they are wasted/drunk.
5. Laugh for no reason and at acak times. Don't explain yourself either when someone asks anda why anda are laughing. Just shrug it off and start laughing at something else. Alternatively, Make up inside jokes that only anda know and don't share them with anyone. When someone asks anda why it's so funny, just tell them that it's an inside joke.
6. Make animal sounds. People can get really annoyed if anda sneak up behind them and say "baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!". If someone is yelling at anda atau scolding you, make a questioning "baaahh?" atau "rrribbitt?" sound.
7. Ask someone "why?" and then when they explain keep punctuating every explanation with a "why?" question.
8. Make prank phone calls. Call your friends during class to "see if their phones were off like they were supposed to be". Call acak numbers in the phone book and ask them if they would like to share a turkey sandwich, and don't worry, there's no mustard. The old refrigerator running call is a definite option too, because it's the most annoying in the book! Call one place and then hang up, and keep calling like that. They will be driven insane oleh the non-stop ringing.
9. Speak all in acronyms. Instead of actually laughing, just say "LOL!" Instead of akting surprised, just say "OMG!".
10. Be sarcastic about everything, to the point that people have absolutely no idea what anda are trying to say.
11. Quote an annoying saying atau make one up and keep using it like it's an explanation for everything.
12. Talk about feelings. Always start the conversation with 'I feel' this and 'you hurt my feelings' that and don't stop. It will drive people crazy. It also helps if anda get out an acoustic gitar and talk about how everything hurts your feelings. Also, every time someone says something, reply with, "Oh, I see. And how do anda think that makes me feel?" Also, complain non-stop. No one wants to be around a whiner.
13. Act very full of yourself and like the entire world should revolve around your fingernails.
14. Make annoying sounds. Tap your fingers constantly on the table, atau tap your foot over and over again.
15. Have really pointless and loud conversations on your mobile phone on the bus/train. This never fails to be annoying.
16. Shuffle around constantly. Act as if anda can't keep still.
17. Make some kind of a repeated movement in someone's eye line.
18. Gawk at something non-existent on the puncak, atas of someone's head. When you're having a normal conversation with someone, suddenly open your mouth slightly and stare at a point just over their head atau right on puncak, atas of their head. If they touch their head nervously and ask "what?" just stifle pretend laughter and shake your head and return to the conversation. To make it even lebih annoying, keep doing it throughout the hari at inappropriate times.
19. Eat weird things constantly. Good things for this are sprinkles, ketchup, soy nuts, and ice. atau put something weird on everything anda eat.
20. Eat really loudly. Forget your meja manners.
21. Stare at people. This freaks a lot of people out.
22. Tell people, IN ENGLISH, that anda do not speak English, and anda are learning from a tutor. This works even better if anda use really long atau rarely used words. The kind of words that only people fluent in English would use.
23. Chew gum constantly, as loud as anda can, and with your mouth open.
24. Learn a different language (uncommon languages work best) and ramble at acak people in that language. A highly recommended language is Klingon, as very few people know about it and it sounds alien.
25. Watch old movies. Some old film are annoying enough oleh just being on the shelves of the nearest Block Buster, but what if anda took the old movie annoying factor to a whole new level? anda can watch dozens of them and give reviews and say things like ,"The only part I didn't like was that Johnny and Bethany didn't ciuman until the end" atau "The musical numbers were GARBAGE" even if there weren't any. After menulis your reviews, try and memorize them and tell everyone anda know. anda can also invite all your friends over and insist they stay up with anda all night to watch the "I cinta Lucy" series collection.
26. Sit on a bench in a park with a friend and make komentar about people (loudly so that they can hear you) that is the complete OPPOSITE of what they are actually like, e.g. if a really fat person walks past, yell "OH MY GOSH, THERE'S JUST NO NEED FOR BEING THAT SKINNY."
27. When someone asks anda anything, reply "sure, anda want fries with that?".
28. Sing acak songs at acak times. for example: start bernyanyi Jingle Bells during a car trip. This is very annoying and will annoy anyone.
29. If your friend is on a date, call him/her every 2 menit to ask what's going on. Make them go into an extremely detailed keterangan of what their tanggal is wearing, down to if the zipper on his/her jaket is made of metal atau plastic. If they turn off their phone, leave a zillion messages each with one question. If anda can, call the person your friend is dating and ask to speak to your friend.
30. Refuse to go to tempat tidur unless the cat atau whatever pet anda have reads anda a bedtime story.
31. Offer someone something. If they say yes and reach for it, yell "NO, THOSE ARE MINE!"
32. Contradict yourself constantly and act like it's the other person's fault for not understanding you. for example : "Everyone knows that secret" "If it's a secret than how come everybody knows it?" "No one knows it" "Then how do anda know it?" "Everybody does" Keep doing this infinitely.
33. Pick a few acak fairly common words. Whenever someone says them. Inform that person that they have mispronounced that word and tell them the "correct" pronunciation. Never do this if the actually mispronounce a word.
34. Ask people what gender they are.
35. Tell this joke to the same person everyday. Here goes. anda say," How many fingers do I have?" The they will say, "how many?" atau "10." Then anda say," I have 8 fingers and 2 thumbs!" And laugh and cough. Again, tell this joke to the same person everyday. Then, after a week, change the target.
In most cases, this will not encourage other people to enjoy your company. anda could lose all your friends if anda annoy them. Don't be annoying to your friends too much, they will not be your friends anymore if anda do so.