I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

mawar are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?

Right now I'm sitting here looking at anda trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

A pretty girl can ciuman a guy* a bird can ciuman a butterfly* the rising sun can ciuman the grass* but anda my friend!! yes you!! anda CAN ciuman MY ASS*******

If anda didn't have feet anda wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do anda wear a bra??!

mirrors don't talk but lucky for anda %n they don't laugh

Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but anda need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle

People like anda are the reason I'm on medication.

Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide these bodies

I have always woundered why people bang their heads against brick walls..... then I met you.

Don't bother leaving a message.

Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside oleh itself!

I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
Hey, Remember that time I told anda I thought anda were cool? I LIED.

I need you...........I want you............To get out of my face

Damn not anda again.......

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but anda abuse the privilege.

If I wanted to talk to you, I would have called anda first.

I am not anti-social..I just don't like you

If you're gonna act like a dick anda should wear a condom on your head so anda can at least look like one !!!

Hmm...I dont know what your probelm is...but I'm going to bet it's really hard to pronounce...

There are some stupid people in this world. anda just helped me realize it.

Until anda called me I couldn't remember the last time I wanted somebody's fingers to break so badly.

If anda ran 1,000,000 miles to see the boy/girl of your dreams, what would anda say when anda got there?

Wow, anda looked a lot hotter from a distance!

batal my subscriptions ... I'm tired of your issues.

I may be fat,but you're ugly,and I can diet!!!

Earth is full. Go home.

If I could be one person for a day, it sure as hell wouldn't be you.

Hey, heres a hint. If i don't answer anda the first 25 times, what makes anda think the selanjutnya 25 will work?

how do anda keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...

Oh dear! Looks like anda fell out of the ugly pohon and hit every branch on the way down!

What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck... Oh... It's your head...

I'm sorry, Talking to anda seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns.

Oh I'm sorry, how many times did your parents drop anda when anda were a baby?

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.

God made mountains, god made trees, god made anda but we all make mistakes.

Remember Yesus loves anda but everyone else thinks you're an idiot.

I'm not mean ... you're just a sissy.

Sorry I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.

Why don't anda go outside any play, hide and go f**k yourself

Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone

How about a little less pertanyaan and a little lebih shut the hell up? I'm away live with it.

FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this

morning... Leave me alone!
Let's see, I've walked the dog, cleaned my room, gone shopping and gossiped with my friends...Nope, this daftar doesn't say that I'm required to talk to you.

When anda were born anda were so ugly that instead of slapping you, the doctor slapped your mom!

My Mom berkata never talk to strangers and well, since you're really strange.... I guess that means I can't talk to you!

Forget the ugly stick! anda must have been born in the ugly forrest!

I really don't like anda but if anda really must leave a message, I'll be nice and at least pretend to care.

anda know the drill! anda leave a message....and I ignore it!

The Village just called. They berkata they were missing their town idiot, I couldn't really understand them, but I think they were saying the name was yours...

I'm not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT!!!

Why are anda bothering me? I have my away message on cause I don't want to listen to anda and your stupid nonsense.

anda dont know me, anda just wish anda did.

Hey- I am away from my computer but in the meantime, why don't anda go play in traffic?!

anda have your whole life to be a jerk....so why dont anda take a hari off so.. leave me a message for when I get back!!!!