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I need you're help, fellow fanpeepers!

I need a lmfao joke before i go to school in the morning. don't ask me why, because i don't even know why. the teacher asked us to find a really good joke tomorrow and share it with the class. hope anda can help, because i may be funny, but not THAT funny to make a joke on my own. my undeveloped brain of the century can't handle it.


and yes, i called anda fanpeepers. anda all are my little peeps. (chirp chirp!) hope and pray i don't eat anda all over break! (opening the first wrapper....)
 amethyst44 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Twilight_Dream said:
A French doctor says ‘Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.’ A German doctor says ‘That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks. The Russian doctor says ‘In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a jantung out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.’ An American doctor, not to be outdone, says ‘You guys are way behind. We recently took a man with no brains out of Illinois , put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work.’
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lmao i think im going to use that one. thanks a buncho!
amethyst44 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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lol ur welcome. my sister told me that one cause she got it from one of her friends.:)
Twilight_Dream posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Ha ! LMFAO !
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LifesGoodx3 said:
People used to say that we wouldn't have a black president until the hari pigs fly. 100 days into his presidency "Swine Flu".
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Haha it's not that good, use someone elses :)
LifesGoodx3 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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lol !
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friendsfan101 said:
lol I'll add as many as possible. = )


#1

It got crowded in heaven, so, for one hari it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad hari on the hari they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and berkata to the first man, "Tell me about the hari anda died."

The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came halaman awal early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge oleh his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a jantung attack, and I died."

St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in.

He then asked the selanjutnya man in line about the hari he died. "Well, sir, it was awful," berkata the detik man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!"

St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job.

"Tell me about the hari anda died?", he berkata to the third man in line.

"OK, picture this, I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator ..."


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#2

There is the story of a preacher who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."


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#3
A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help anda understand my sermon, I want anda all to read Mark 17."

The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a tampil of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."


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Oops! fanpop shortened my answer, so I'll just give anda the link to the site. Be careful though. Most of the jokes are really bad. There are few good ones.

Anyway, I hope that I helped, and good luck!
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reesesdog said:
a ghost goes into a docters offace then a nurse tells the docter a ghost is here 2 c u him the docter says tell him i cant c him
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