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It got crowded in heaven, so, for one hari it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad hari on the hari they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and berkata to the first man, "Tell me about the hari anda died."
The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came halaman awal early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge oleh his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a jantung attack, and I died."
St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in.
He then asked the selanjutnya man in line about the hari he died. "Well, sir, it was awful," berkata the detik man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!"
St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job.
"Tell me about the hari anda died?", he berkata to the third man in line.
"OK, picture this, I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator ..."
It got crowded in heaven, so, for one hari it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad hari on the hari they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and berkata to the first man, "Tell me about the hari anda died."
The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came halaman awal early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge oleh his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a jantung attack, and I died."
St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in.
He then asked the selanjutnya man in line about the hari he died. "Well, sir, it was awful," berkata the detik man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!"
St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job.
"Tell me about the hari anda died?", he berkata to the third man in line.
"OK, picture this, I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator ..."
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