Would anda rather...?

How about:

Would anda rather eat the dirt atau eat the worms that crawl around in it?
Would anda rather eat a pie atau throw it at someone's face?
Would anda rather be on api atau have your arm encased in ice?
Would anda rather watch tv atau put your foot throug it?

Hope these work, I just made them off the puncak, atas of my head, tell me if u need more! lol

whould anda rather ciuman yr best girl mate atau stick yr figer in the tolat

Would anda rather be the daughter/son of the most annoying teacher anda have EVER had, atau the most abusive parents in teh world?

Would anda rather eat dirt atau mud (yes, there is a difference, lol ones liquid ones not lol even though it'd taste the same...i think...)

Would anda rather ciuman a goat atau frog?

Would anda rather eat 3 tahun spoiled *enter favorit food here* atau drink 7 tahun spoiled *enter favorit drink here, one that expires*

...i ran out sorry, hope they help

Would anda rather eat poop atau eat a dead bird?

would anda rather have a permanent smile atau permanent erection?

Would anda rather eat Ham-flavored Icecream atau tomat flavored-Icecream?

Would anda rather find true cinta atau 10 million dollars?

Would anda rather drink 1 gallon of ketchup atau 1 gallon of mustard?

Would anda rather be chased oleh cannibals atau be stuck in a tank with very hungry sharks?

None of the above anda should just dance like a monkey