Here are some yo mama jokes. Some I didn't make up, but here goes!
Yo mama SOOOOOO old when she listened to Borgore, she died. Yo mama SOOOOOO stupid she brought a bible to Church's Chicken. (I made this one up.) Yo mama SOOOOOO ugly she gave Darkrai nightmares. Yo mama SOOOOOO white she made Shaemus (or Seamus) look black. Yo mama SOOOOOO fat when she sat on Snorlax it said, "GET OFF ME, BITCH!" Yo mama SOOOOOO stupid she thought emas Rush was a football team. Yo mama SOOOOOO black she made Umbreon look white. Yo mama SOOOOOO old she sat oleh Adam and Eve in pre-k.
OH anda WANT DARK JOKES DON'T CHA? WELL TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY hari MY FRIEND I GOT MEAN JOKES FOR DAYS ON END. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK
What is the best hotel ever? Auschwitz, 1 million stars whats the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers minds? their ankles whats the last thing that went through the sandy hook children's minds? the bullets (too soon?) My grandma told me she doesn't need glasses anymore. she drinks right out the bottle. why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? so they don't get mixed up with feminists whats the difference between Paul walker and my laptop? i care when my laptop crashes sure white people cant say the n word but they CAN say things like "hi dad" what's the best part of fucking twenty five tahun olds? there's 20 of them whats the hardest part of being a pedo? fitting in why do Asians have squinty eyes? atomic bombs are bright as fuck what do Jewish pedos say? "hey kid wanna buy some candy?" why do Jews never forget the holocaust? because it sounds like "low cost" what do anda call a 7 tahun old who runs faster than her brothers? a redneck virgin id tell a Casey Anthony joke but my mom would kill me whats the difference between 2 dicks and a joke? anda cant take a joke
Hey, don't get mad at me. anda WANTED these jokes.
Two friends are talking. Friend 1: I just got married. Friend 2: That's good! Friend 1: No, that's bad. She's ugly. Friend 2: That's not good. Friend 1: Eh, it's fine. She's rich. Friend 2: That's good. Friend 1: No, that's bad. She won't give me a dime. Friend 2: That's not good. Friend 1: It's okay. She bought me a nice house. Friend 2: That's good. Friend 1: No, that's bad. The house burned down. Friend 2: That's awful. Friend 1: No, that's good. She was in it.