What do anda think of this guy?

I thought his glasses were VERY VERY bushy eyebrows.

Like this guy. But worse

Is be making kissy faces to that ball?

How very Uaan of him

I don't think of him at all - don't know who he is.

Looks like a dick. Who is he?

I think he's a guy that likes pool? I dunno who he is so I can't have a solid opinion on him XP

He looks pro at billiards and those shades look amazing.

I want shades that don't look girly. I just want standard, black shades. Is that so much to ask for? (Kind of like the ones the guy in the picture has.)