A few questions...

Not trying these, I need them for my book.

Can anda get drunk through a cut?
Can anda get drunk in your sleep?
Can anda get drunk through your eyes?
Are there drugs that make anda unable to move?
Can anda get drunk oleh absorbing it through your skin?
Can anda get drunk through your nose?
Any other ways anda can consume alcohol besides swallowing?

Thanks! Just answer the ones anda can.