how do anda face the insults?

Ignore them because I know none of what they say is true about me.

I don't face them; I ignore them.

I just ignore those assholes they have nothing better to do anyways. I used to let the insults get to me though...

What the other people say, or:

Mean girl: Your face looks retarded!
Me: Oh, no thanks.

Most of the time a broken finger keeps them in order.

Ignore them.

Slap 'em with my dick.
....In other words, just laugh in their face.

I often laugh them off! There is very little good humor can't fix. :D

It's lebih fun to kill the one who insulted you.

I might just giggle atau ignore them.

I don't even know if I get insulted any more.

I used to get made fun of often, and I typically responded with my violently bad temper and/or sarcastic remarks.

But these days, if I get insulted, I just ignore it, if I even notice. I don't really care.

I simply ignore them because they always sound retarded as fuck.

Usually, I try a clever remark to counteract it. Although, if I can't think of a good one off the puncak, atas of my head, I usually just say something along the lines of, "And anda care because?" atau "Nice observation!" (said snidely) and turn the other way. All in all, though, I usually ignore them. Except when I'm called weird. I AM weird. You're just too normal! XP

Here are some comebacks that I've come up with:
If someone calls anda fat:
"And you're ugly. I can diet."
"Correction: I'm overweight. Fat is a substance found under the first layer of skin. Last time I checked, I'm human, not fat." (for anda nerds out there)
"I'd rather be fat than rude like you."
If someone calls anda ugly:
"I'm my own kind of beautiful."
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. If anda don't think I'm pretty, cry me a river, build me a bridge, and GET OVER IT."
"At least I have my manners. Unlike some people." (looking bully up and down and walking off)
If someone calls anda stupid/slow:
"At least my reaction time's quicker." (bully doesn't know what you're talking about and/or laughs, anda poke his/her cheek quickly and walk away)
"And this bothers anda because?" (if they say because it means they're better than anda atau something, scoff and continue ignoring them)
If someone says you're not cool:
"Well, cool is the same as cold. If I'm not cold, then I'm hot. I am hot. Thank anda for embracing it." (wink and walk away)
"If being 'cool' means being rude and disrespectful like you, then I'm happy the way I am, thank you."
(if it's because anda don't have many friends) "I'd rather have a few loyal friends than to be friends with people even remotely like you."
(For glasses-wearers) If someone calls anda four-eyes:
"How ORIGINAL. anda get that off of Rugrats?"
"No, I have two eyes. My glasses just help them see. No, really. Look it up."
If someone insults your family:
"You know nothing about me atau my family. And if they're lucky, they'll never have the pleasure of meeting you."
"Oh, that's right. I forgot you've been living with my family for (your age) years, so anda must know them much better than I. My apologies." (said snidely)
If someone calls anda gay/homosexual:
"Takes one to know one."
(if they're the same sex as you) "Why do anda want to know? Is that a proposition?"
(if anda are homosexual) "Yes I am. Thank anda for embracing it."
Works for pretty much any insult:
"Hey, stay away from me. I'm an asshole-phobic." (or allergic to assholes)
"Don't anda have anything better to do with your hari than be an asshole to people anda don't even know?"
"I have my taste/opinion, anda have yours. Let's just agree to disagree, because I'm not wasting my time and energy with you."
"I could say I hate your guts, but I actually don't hate you. I'm indifferent because I'm not wasting my time with someone whom I don't give a damn."
"I'm not scared of you. I just don't give a damn."

with a smile on my face.
i can fight my own battles, and i am an expert at being a smartass when it comes to bully's and such