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What is the worst pick up line anda have ever heard/said?

Here are the ones I've been told.vv

"Excuse me, do bras come in size perfect? Because I'd buy that for you. Seriously, what's your cup size?"

"Our long term relationship starts (looks at watch)....now."

"My d*€k just died. Can I burry it in you?"

Can I have directions . . . to your heart?

The one I used.vv

Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I please borrow yours?
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Whirlwind586 said:
Every single one ever berkata atau heard. Might as well just say "Please tanggal me, I'm desperate for love!" atau "I want sex now." They're all just awful.
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CielXlizzy19 said:
I once was joking around with my friend and berkata "What is the html to your existence because daayuum girl anda are the epitome of perfection"

She never lets me live it down.
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Liquid-Dice said:
mawar are red
Violets are blue
If anda were a Pokemon
I'd catch anda
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yanglight09 said:
“I could be talking to anyone in this place, but I really want to be talking to you.”

“I cinta your dress, but I think it would look better on my floor.”

" I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?"

"My cinta for anda is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going."

"I wet my pants... can I get in yours?"

"Should I call anda in the morning atau nudge you?"

"Did anda invite all of these people? I thought it was just going to be the two of us."




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Lexiomega said:
I was told "If anda were a booger, I'd pick anda first."
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