Tell a joke

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Doctor
Doctor Who?
EXACTLY!

//shot I'm not even sorry

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was soooo ugly, everyone died. The end.

life is all about tryin 2 find a place 4 ur stuff.....

puncak, atas ten signs that anda are too drunk

10. anda have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.

9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.

8. The back of your head keeps getting hit oleh the toilet seat.

7. Your idea of cutting back is less salt.

6. anda can focus better with one eye closed.

5. anda fall off the floor.

5. The whole bar greets anda when anda come in.

4. anda haven't had a driver's license in such a long time that anda have forgotten what one looks like.

3. Roseanne looks good.

2. anda don't recognize your wife/husband unless seen through bottom of glass.

1. anda spent lebih time on the floor than anda do standing up.

Me: Keith come here right now.

Keith: I can't.

Me: And why not?

Keith: I can't "come" on command.

A man is speeding in his car; he looks behind and notices that there is a traffic cop behind him, so he pulls over.

Man: What's the problem, officer?

Officer: anda were speeding. Can I see your license please.

The officer checks over his license and they start engaging in small talk.

Officer: So, what do anda do for a living?

Man: I'm an anal stretcher.

Officer: An anal stretcher?! What does that entail?

Man: Well... anda take an asshole, stretch it six foot long, give it a car and call it a traffic cop!

(Bp: Touche.)

Q: What gets lebih jobs, cancer, atau Apple?

A: Cancer gets Jobs...

(I apologise about the last one. I know it is a horrible joke, but I had to tell it anyway, because it is funny, even if it's horrible)

Your quadrants.

NO.

What is 4+4??

DANCING BLUE GUMMY beruang STALKER

Two cannibals were eating a clown, one turns to the other and says, "hey, does this taste funny to you?"

Yeah that was kind of lame...