How do people think cheese counts as a fruit?

Wait...when did anyone ever think that a dairy product is fruit? Of course, many buah-buahan dips and flavorings tend to have cheese. And custard, plus buah-buahan pastry. But that's about it for cheese and fruit...

Probably the same way that this group did when they thought they could sing...

Sure. I think the moon is actually made of cheese as well.