A guy went to the Guiness Book of World Records to laporan that he has the smallest p*nis, and when he came out, he shouted "WHO THE F*CK IS JUSTIN BIEBER?!" When a woman went in to laporan that she slept with the most men, she came out shouting angrily "WHO THE F*CK IS JUSTIN BIEBER?!" *sigh, wish I could make better jokes*