Kid : Mom can I wear mini-skirt today ? Mom : No ! Kid : Can I wear lipstick? Mom : No ! Kid : Can I wear high heels ? ...Mom : No ! Kid : But mom! I'm 17 years old ! Mom : I know Justin, I know ... I know anda heard this before but what the hell,well here's another
*Best friend gets a boyfirend* Me: anda look happy. And a good thing for anda that she does. BFF boyfriend: Is this the part where anda tell me if I hurt her, you'll kill me? Me: No. If anda hurt her, she's quite capable of killing anda herself. Possibly with a variety of weapons. BFF boyfriend: ... And another
Best friends.. anda fight, I fight. anda hurt, I hurt. anda cry, I cry. anda jump off a bridge; I get in a paddle perahu and save your stupid ass. Ok that's enough peww
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And this one One spelling mistake can destroy your life. A Husband sent this to his wife:I'm having a wonderful time wish anda were her
Okay, here goes: Arnold Schwartzinager has a very big one. Justin Bieber has a very small one. Micky mouse has a very unusual one. Jerry Sienfeld is very proud of his. Clinton uses his a lot. Tiger woods is now very ashamed of his. Madona dosen't have one.
What is it?
No, it's not a dick
it's a last name
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lol I've heard it before anda put jb instead of micheal j rubah, fox :)
John gets a distressed phone call from his very blonde girlfriend Buffy.
"I've got a problem," says Buffy.
"What's the matter?" asks John.
"Well, I bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges."
"What's the picture of?" asks John.
"It's of a big rooster," balasa Buffy.
"All right," says John. "I'll come over and have a look."
So he goes over to Buffy's house and she greets him oleh saying, "Thanks for coming over." Buffy leads John into her dapur and shows him the jigsaw puzzle on the dapur table.
John looks at the puzzle and then turns to her and says, "For heaven's sake, Buffy, put the cornflakes back in the box."
