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A Bit About Friends

FAKE pantat, keledai FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason anda have no food.

FAKE pantat, keledai FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE pantat, keledai FRIENDS: Bail anda out of jail and tell anda what anda did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit selanjutnya to anda saying “Damn … we f*cked up … but that sh*t was fun!”

FAKE pantat, keledai FRIENDS: Never seen anda cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE pantat, keledai FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your sh*t so long they forget
its yours.

FAKE pantat, keledai FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct kutipan from you.

FAKE pantat, keledai FRIENDS: Will leave anda behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a$$ that left you.

FAKE pantat, keledai FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE pantat, keledai FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at anda stumbling all over the place and say “B*tch, drink the rest of that, anda know we don’t waste.”

FAKE pantat, keledai FRIENDS: Will talk sh*t to the person who talks sh*t about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the f*ck out!

FAKE pantat, keledai FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect anda to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make anda feel a whole lot better!

FAKE pantat, keledai FRIENDS: Say sorry when anda want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, atau even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until anda either fall asleep, atau kick them out.

FAKE pantat, keledai FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.