anda mind telling me why the floor is covered in whipped cream and an angry tiger is glaring at me?

Edward and Bella came over and started messing with the tiger. Bella didn't like its stripes, so Edward got some shaving cream (it's not whipped, so yay! No wasted whipped cream) and tried to shave the damn tiger. The tiger got reasonably angry, and he ate Bella out of defense. Edward's on his way to Volterra right now.

anda didn't really miss anything big. :/

(Nothing against Twilight, I'm just bored and typing down acak things like Jeffersonian)

Well I wanted a pet kitty REALLY BAD! So I went to the zoo and got the prettiest looking kitty I could find(do anda how hard it is to sneak a cat out of the zoo?? I mean, My goodness!) and then as the years went oleh my kitty cat became my guard kitty and so today I got hungry and went to the fridge to get a bowl of whip cream when i heard my kitty growling. When I turned the corner I wasn't expecting anyone, soo.. when I saw anda it freaked me out and I dropped my bowl of whip cream and now anda owe me two bowls of whip cream to make up for it!! *glares at anda like tiger*

Well my friend, that glass if water... Was vodka. :)

Because anda ate my pisang and I thought the whip cream would look pretty.

This is why drugs are bad.

Uh...Well, I was kinda in the middle of giving Stripe, my new kitty his meal, and anda interrupted it...*Looks down at whip cream bottle* Oh..also we're out of antelope meat

I think someone(or something) pooped on the Tiger's floor((Yes, this is his/her place anda are in right now)And it looks like whip cream atau it IS whip cream), and he/she is glaring at anda cause your the only other person in this room(Besides the tiger) and I think he/she is excusing anda for doing something wrong with that problem(Whip cream, duh. What else would it be?) on the floor O_O