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"Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. " pilihan fans: Bad. 54% 46%

"The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain." pilihan fans: Bad. 61% 39%

"Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits." pilihan fans: Good. 56% 44%

"At one time, the line 'Let's get outta here' had been used in 84% of Hollywood movie productions." pilihan fans: Good. 72% 28%

"Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them." pilihan fans: Good. 92% 8%

"If barbie is so popular, why do anda have to buy her friends?" pilihan fans: Good. 91% 9%

"Good friends will help anda move. BEST friends will help anda pindah bodies." pilihan fans: Good. 92% 8%

"Home isn't where the jantung is, halaman awal is a place anda go where they have to let anda in." pilihan fans: Good. 76% 24%

"No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously." pilihan fans: Good. 97% 3%

"There is a very fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness.'" pilihan fans: Good. 81% 19%

" The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it." pilihan fans: Bad. 52% 48%

"I never forget a face but in your case I'll make an exception." pilihan fans: Good. 88% 12%

"It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it." pilihan fans: Good. 74% 26%

"What we could really use is the separation of semak, semak, bush and state." pilihan fans: Good. 62% 38%

"Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them." pilihan fans: Good. 58% 42%

"Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark." pilihan fans: Good. 83% 17%

"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." pilihan fans: Good. 85% 15%

"Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!" pilihan fans: Bad. 57% 43%

"When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded." pilihan fans: Good. 88% 12%

"Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire." pilihan fans: Good. 68% 32%

"Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have." pilihan fans: Good. 73% 27%

"I cinta defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy." pilihan fans: Bad. 73% 27%

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." pilihan fans: Good. 78% 22%

"Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm." pilihan fans: Good. 72% 28%

"If everything seems to be going well, anda have obviously overlooked something." pilihan fans: Good. 85% 15%

"The biggest question: who is life and why is he giving out lemons?" pilihan fans: Good. 82% 18%

"The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes." pilihan fans: Good. 66% 34%

"Early bird gets the worm, but the detik mouse gets the cheese." pilihan fans: Good. 70% 30%