What the whaaa?

one-woman man's what I wanna be
To stay oleh her side so faithfully
I would if I could, but it's just no good
'Cause there's two perfect girls for me

Ha! Ha! Ha! All right!

Jenny, oh Jenny!
Joy, oh Joy!
A one-woman man's what I wanna be
But there's two perfect girls for me

Oh, yeah!

Officer Jenny, oh, can't anda see
You can lock me up and throw away the key?
Jenny, if lovin' you's a crime
Then sentence me now and I'll do the time

My uniform beauty is simply the best
She's got my jantung under house arrest
But before that cop names me her boy
I'm head-over-heels (He's head-over-heels)
I'm head-over-heels for...

It was the start of my journey....I had dreams about becoming the best pokemon trainer to ever exist! But I knew I couldn't do it oleh myself... *Mom calls Gannon over* "Gannon anda have mail from Prof. Oak!" I came rushing down the stairs as soon as I heard his name. "Really?" *Mom hands me the mail* "Hmm...let's see what it says..."
Hello!
It is time for anda too start your journey!
Meet me in my lab!
Thanks,
Prof. Oak.

"Awesome!" I replied. I immediatly ran to the lab as fast as I could.
Prof. Oak was waiting for me. "Welcome, Gannon! I have been waiting for you. It is time for anda to start your...

Chapter 3-3: Land Ho!

After twarting another of Jessie and James' plans, Ash, Dawn, and I continued to Canalave City.

"Look, there it is!" I exclaimed.
"Why is there a Magikarp there? And why is it so big!?" Dawn asked. Suddenly, a api Spin went overhead!
"What was that!" I asked.
"It was an attack called api Spin." Ash answered.
"What in the Blaziken!" Dawn asked.
"Good anda know your Fire-type Dawn, that is a Blaziken." I said. It was a Hoenn Reigon pokemon, why was it here in Sinnoh?
"Blaziken, get back here! We need to practice api Spin for the contest!" Someone said.
"Well, that explains the...