-What do anda get if anda put a burung beo, kakatua into a washing machine?
A poliwhirl !
(Squirtle = Squirt on)
-What's Meowth's favorit snack?
-What is Pikachu's favorit food?
Pepperoni Pika! (EG360: ... uh... isnt this canabalism? XD)
-What pokemon is most likely to have a brother?
-Why did Misty say that Ash and Psyduck were alike?
They are both very dense in the head.
-How did Team Rocket get its name?
Well, they blasted off so many times. May as well call em Team Rocket.
-What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?
Odor in the court!
-I pikachu while anda sleep. I probably should Raichu an apology letter.
-What three pokemon are always getting hired oleh the Mafia?
Hitmontop, Hitmonlee, Hitmonchan.