Surfing

This is a parody of Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. Well, anda probably already figured that out from the title. *sigh* Anyway, it’s told from Private’s perspective.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own POM atau Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. That was written oleh Judith Viorst. anda should read it. anda know, if anda like picture buku made for Kindergarteners.


I went to tempat tidur with ikan in my mouth, but now there’s ikan in my feathers and when I got out of my bunk, I missed the ladder and fell flat on my face. When I was washing up, my kacang Butter...

    [Three figures pindah along in the dark. It was nearing sunup so only their outlines could be made out. They neared slowly on their target; Skipper. The medium-sized figure takes out a steel cage big enough for one penguin]
    Smallest penguin: [whispering] are anda sure about this?
    Tallest penguin: Absolutely. Skipper must not know about this. If he finds out he might try to intervene so we must keep him absent while the procedures are taking place.
[They near the sleeping Skipper holding up the steel cage.]
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