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What are anda eating, Kowalski?

added by quasomeness

Source: The Big pindah

I thought anda all would laugh at this pic from The Big Move. What happened to Kowalski?

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penguin of madagascar

pinguin, penguin

kowalski

fat

shrink

Inflat, Martha85 and 23 others like this

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kowalkielol lol, i loved tis part

carsfan O.O WTF?! xD

ILUVKOWALSKI Ah well its whats inside that counts :)

Tressa-pom If you are Kowalski's fangirl don't watch these episodes: Brain Drain Big Move

ILUVKOWALSKI ^ Well it doesn't bother me and I'm a massive Kowalski fangirl :)

mostar1219 ^ ditto. actually, they were both completely HILARIOUS

ILUVKOWALSKI ^ Yeah they were awesome :)

jp1-3penguin hahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CANT BREATHE!!!!!!!!!!!!! hes too much fun

skipper12a Kowalski: Too small... Too big... Too fat... Too thin... Too.. Why am I polka-dotted?! LOL love this part!

krazy4kowalski I think the creators are enjoying episodes that have humor all at Kowalski's expense. Why do people like seeing a smart guy get hurt? Kowalski: Yeah, that's right, and furthermore...*falls down a really long flight of stairs, has a bilboard fall on him, has a giant robot fall on him, gets his brain drained, kicked by rhino, shrunk, grown, polka dotted...* Me: *laughs uncontrollably*

quasomeness ^I think that's funny as long as the creators don't make that the primary trait of Kowalski.

quasomeness Btw, Kowalski's feet are huge!

Lt_Kowalski Wow..... This really hurt my feelings.....

krazy4kowalski ^There, there. *pats his shoulder* Now let's go get you a swimming pool of chocolate ice cream.

ImAnEasel XD XD XD I love this part!!! *saves to favourites* He still looks really cute! :3

Neropenguins lol Kowalski :D:D

Lt_Kowalski I look SO over weight!! 600 lbs and still living! Might as well create a television show of me just like all the other ones!

Kowalski355 XDDD Private: Have you been eating all my Peanut Butter Winkeys? XD

CuteCuddly @Lt_Kowalski: Aw, come one. It's funny. At least at the end you were still small and NOT poka dot. "Why am I poka dot?????"

ImAnEasel ^ Agreed. XD

Skiparah I found it a bit hard to endure 'Action Reaction' do to fandom.

Martha85 he ate his...brain XD lol

mostar1219 he ate a LAZAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hennry he is just like me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSeUaG3C5Ks

alepop like me.

A Rocking Roommate (chapter 7)

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 7: An Idea

A few hours pasted after Brandon played his song for Marlene, and she still had her idea. Now she just had to tell him, and see what he thinks. Marlene then walks up to Brandon.

“Hey Brandon can I talk to anda for a minute?”

“Sure what’s up?”

“Well I was thinking about how anda wanted the binatang in the zoo to understand your kind of music, and I think I have an idea.”

“Okay what’s your idea?”

“Well I was thinking maybe anda play a song for the zoo.”

“You mean like a performance for the whole zoo?”

“Yeah.”...

Separation: Chapter 3

posted by thespikedturtle

    "Nice shot Rico!" Private was skating around, watching Rico's target practice on the ninja pins. Rico beamed, and fired another shot, knocking the head clean off the pin. When Private applauded again, Rico smiled, but then frowned and held a flipper to his lips.
    "What is it, Rico? Do anda hear something?" Private whispered. Rico started nodding, and looked around, as to see where the noise was coming from. They started following it, but their cari was immediately interrupted oleh a shout. CRASH!!
    "Rico, what do anda think that...

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Jet pack Test

posted by JediPenguin16

!!!Ignore the DOTS. They are there to hold the poem together in the shape I wanted. Just look at the words!!!

....................................UP
....................e..................Swing
..................d.....................L
.................o........................e
................l...............
...............p ...........................f
.............x.............
............e..................................t ...............................Swing
...........................R
...........................i
.........................g
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.......................t...

A new start chapter 6

posted by Annacrombie

Hello wonderfuly acak PoM fan i have some good news about A new start-I have come up for a name of the person who is menulis the story, i cant reveal her name but she is one of my OC's along wiv my other OC's:Lily, Twitter and Seattle (Seattle is on fanfic in one of my stories).
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
A new start chapter 6

I didnt know why he did this but Skipper decided to make up a squad, one oleh one we joined ~ i joined first! and became detik in charge ~, Skipper berkata we had to do some training, we started doing some basic moves simple stuff, i was quite good...

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Cookies, Games & Snowcones XXL part 3

posted by Sandrei

CHAPTER 3: Snowcones

A family of ginger squirrels was gazing in shock at a group of penguins, sitting in the middle of the sandbox. They were leaning against something which looked like a plastic box, wriggling, bantering with each other, bursts of loud laughter echoing all over the park. There were lots of empty cokelat bags wallowing around them.
"Private, how come Skipper didn't notice anda sneaking out with a pack of Maggie Smaggie cokelat bars?" asked Kowalski.
"Well, it was just a decoy, Kowalski" explained Private, giggling nervously. "I used to keep those cokelat bars in a Diet Cookies...

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In the Shadows: Part 6 - Monster

posted by ThatDamnLlama

The moonlight casted shawdows throughout the zoo. Puddles lay still on the concrete, almost wanting to be stepped in. The cool air swept over the exhibits.

The faint sound of footsteps grew louder and louder, and then he was revealed in the light.

Skipper waddled past Marlene's exhibit and towards the gift shop. The door automatically opened for him, and he wondered inside, as if he knew he had to come here.

The door slammed shut behind Skipper, trapping him in the darkness.

He spoke loudly and clearly towards the opposite side of the room.

"Show yourself."

Silence.

Skipper spoke again with equal...

Taken (chapter 4)

posted by KowalskiGirl345

( they all went in tempat tidur that night, with Private at home, but the selanjutnya morning he was missing again!)

S: Kowalski, Kowalski get up!
K: Leave me alone, im trying to sleep!
S: Kowalski, its 12:00 in the afternoon!
K: So?!!
S: Firt of all, its past the time when anda normaly get up, and secound Private is missing again!
K: WHAT?!..OW! ( kowalski hitted his head on puncak, atas of his bunck were he sleeps)
S: Hes missing again! Cant anda hear me?!
K: Duh! I can hear you, but how can he be missing again?!
S: How im soppost to know?!
K: I dont know, I was thinking anda would!
R: HUSH!!!
S: Ok, ok! We will, and why anda have...

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Three Days to Live 1

posted by woowie

It was a nice day, and Kat was running outside of the Zoo, when she felt a sharp pain in her leg. She didn't know what it was, so she kept running. She fell. Suddenly, she was at the animal hospital in a cage. She overheard a doctor saying something, "This one here only has 3 days to live, but we're letting her go so she can see her friends obe last time." Kat was- dying!?

She was back at home. Private noticed something strange about her. "Kat? What's wrong?" He asked. "This might sound crazy, but... I'M DYING IN THREE DAYS!" she answered. Everyone stopped what they were doing- shocked. Why Kat?

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Phantom of the Opera Part 11

posted by KowalskiTheLich

Kowalski quickly hopped down various branches and out of the pohon as quickly as possible; he was sure that some animals, almost certainly the other penguins, would be scaling the pohon in menit in order to see what had caused the ‘disturbance’. As Skipper tried to calm the crowd, Kowalski waited behind the pohon for a bit to make sure he was telling them of his demise. When he was satisfied, Kowalski slipped away from the pohon as silently as possible and dashed behind a bench, waited until he was positive none of the binatang were looking in his direction, then ran until he reached the nearest...

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Flightless Lust: Chapter Twelve

posted by Cornflak

“Okay, so now you’d have to pindah this little guy over here. anda see?” Marlene smiled as she repositioned one of the pieces on the chess board.

Rico, who sat on the opposite side of the board that rested on a small boulder, rubbed his head in confusion. He wasn’t quite getting the hang of this new game. He had witnessed Kowalski and Skipper playing it many times before, but never did he make an attempt to participate.

“Okay, so it’s my turn, and…I think I’ll move…” she paused as her hand hovered over the board, searching for the perfect piece to use, “…this one!” Marlene...

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The Characters and the Actors who Play Them!

added by SJF_Penguin

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Secret Service: Protecting the Presidents

added by SJF_Penguin2

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There is a Reason: Chapter Five

posted by krazy4kowalski

Standing Tall

Whoa, sorry for the late updating. I’m not so good at this fan fiction stuff; I’ll try to do better selanjutnya time. Anyway, this is the final chapter. Not as action packed as the last one, but this is lebih of a sad, conversation-like chapter. There’s also a lot of medical stuff, but I’m not a doctor nor am I as smart as Kowalski, so there might be some faulty information. Well, it’s probably lebih realistic than most of the stuff in the show! Enjoy, and thank anda for membaca There is a Reason. I had a lot of fun with it.

The selanjutnya few menit were a blur for Skipper. He remembered...

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Dating rules of POM

posted by Penguin11

Okay, Welcome. I got this from 'Who loves Kowalski? I DO! WE ALL DO!'

1.) Dont run into dating. Terrible things could happen.

Claudia: Hi kowalski! Lets kiss!
Kowalski: Uhh, we're not... Dating...
Claudia: *grabs Kowalski and starts making out with him*
Skipper: PAROLE FOR THE BOTH OF YOU!

2.) Don't get too serious too fast!

Claudia: LETS GET MARRIED!
Kowalski: we've been dating for two days! ONLY TWO!
Claudia: Who cares?!
Skipper: lebih PAROLE!

3.) If anda think he doesn't like you, don't FORCE him to.

Claudia: Hi walski!
Kowalski: Hi!
Claudia: cinta ME!!
Kowalski: 0.0

4.)Don't be overprotectiive.

Claudia: Hi walski.
Kowalski: Hi
Marlene: Hi--
Claudia: STAY BACK FROM MY WALSKI!!

5.) Be careful of relationship bumps.

Claudia: Hi, walski.
Kowalski: shh, I'm busy with my experiment.
Claudia: *crying* WHY DON'T anda cinta ME, WALSKI?! WHAT HAVE I DONE WROOOOOONG?!?

(there will be five tips per article. ^^)

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One Hundred Days of Drabbles: Double Time!

posted by SJF_Penguin2

Skipper says: “‘One Hundred Days of Drabbles: Double Time!’ is a 100-day-long wtiting project by GrandOldPenguin on FanFiction.net.”

Note: The following “article” contains the first 10 pieces in a 100-day-long menulis project I am currently involved in on FanFiction.net. In the project, I am menulis one 200-word “double-drabble” story related to “The Penguins of Madagascar” each and every hari from February 1 until May 11, 2010. Every 10 days, I publikasi a new batch of 10 of these little stories on FanFiction.net. Below are the first 10 (written from February 1-10, 2010). If anda enjoy these stories and would like to read lebih of them, please follow this link link. anda can also read the full daftar of rules that I...

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Never Turn Back Chapter 2

posted by penguinsfan2

-Marlenes Habitat,night,5 hours before the murder-

me:*sigh*Marlene?
Marlene:Yeah.
me:I still dont know whats makeing all the noise near your habitat.
Marlene:Its ok.
me:Marlene why dont anda ask the guys for help?
Marlene:Because I dont want skipper akting like im a just a helpless victim again!
me:ok!no need to yell.Well I'll see anda later.
Marlene:*sigh*bye!
---Penguin Habitat,night,4hrs before the murder---
me:hey everone.
skipper:where were anda the whole time?
me:uhh..no where...
skipper:uh huh.so anda where no where the whole time?
me:pretty much.
skipper:*eyes suspitiously*
ash:Well just to change the...

The pinguin, pinguin, penguin West oleh pinguin, pinguin, penguin Girl. ( Part 1 )

posted by rico911910

This was based of a dream I had inside a dream with the penguins of madagascar mixed with an old western movie I hope anda like it:)
The pinguin, penguin West oleh pinguin, penguin Girl
It was a usual hari for the penguins. Skipper and the rest of the penguins were at a confrence with the lemurs, chimps, and Marlean at the gift shop.
It was all going well until......boom!!!!!
"What in the world was that?!" yelled Marlean looking at the penguins in shock.
"I don't have the faintst says Skipper looking toward Kowalski in curiosity.
"I must have left my latest invention on at the HQ it probly over loaded its system." Then...

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A doll can't love: Chapter 1

posted by skipperluvs

Rico sat selanjutnya to his lifeless doll, sliding his flippers against her thin arms and sniffing her cool plastic scent. He began brushing her hair and cooing at her in hushed tones. She smile throughout the whole thing, her bright blue eyes glistening in Kowalski’s dim lamp.

Skipper was out doing recon, as he always did on Friday nights, his lazy smile scaring any animal that sneaked around in the zoo’s path. Private was with the lemurs, having his first sleepover with Mort, and Julien teaching them a couple of dance moves as well. And lastly, his best friend, Kowalski was at a grand central...

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Phantom of the Opera Part 8

posted by KowalskiTheLich

The morning after the small funeral, everyone was particularly tense. Trying to prevent themselves from crying about Kowalski anymore, they resorted to beating the stuffing out of one of their punching bags (literally) and doing a bunch of grueling exercises without a break. Skipper was convinced that the extra work would keep their minds off of Kowalski but it actually did the opposite: everyone was thinking of Kowalski to keep their minds off of the constant soreness and pain they were feeling from doing all of the work. Eventually, Skipper acknowledged that fact that his idea was not working...

What Happend Skipper?(ch.1 pg.3)

posted by rico911910

..YOU tiga barang, dara-laut TO THE selanjutnya PAGE.......................
Yet the room was still drowned in silence. Untill
priviate begian to ask
"what just happend?" as they sat selanjutnya to Skipper, Kowalski still holding his flipper as he wipes away tears with his other flipper. The answer was very clear to them that they had not a clue what happend. Then Kowalski felt his flipper holding Skipper's flipper tightning. They than looked at Skipper hows eyes were slowly opening. As his eye's opening lebih and lebih as he slowly looks around the room. With his eye site a littile bit blery then every theng coming into veiw...