Kowalski membaca

If anda have any I forgot, just let me know in komentar and I'll add it. :)

1. anda rattle off acak kutipan throughout the day.
2. anda know what animal Maurice is, even though he doesn't look like one.
3. anda laugh whenever someone says 'succeed.' (And anda get that.)
4. anda know Kowalski's, Skipper's, and Private's worst fears.
5. anda hate sushi but eat it anyway.
6. Penguins, lemurs, otters, and dolphins are your favorit animals.
7. anda think purple is a vegetable.
8. God doesn't exist; the Sky Spirits do.
9. You're a fangirl/fanboy of cartoon animals. Really? Cartoon animals? So weird.
10....

PROLOGUE: INTRODUCTION TO THESIS

Alright, so I have a "Broken-mind" as some may call it. My Corpus Callosum was many years ago, and I've disregarded the signs to this point. But now I fear I may still be tampilkan signs of a split-brain. This clipboard is a sign of it. My keeping a clipboard for personal thoughts is somewhat membagi, split for my working clipboard. The other is a record of scientific thought, and my mathematical skills. But science often interferes with my personal thought, that which is yet to be explained.

Corpus Callosum, a treatment for "Split-brain". I have to record this, to remind...

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^ original song. Thought it would be fun to ubah it a bit based on thier personalities.
**edit-forgot to put Kowalski selanjutnya to Leo. fixed now.
Aquarius (mort)
There's travel in your future when anda find yourself tied to the back of a speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life oleh playing Oku-Land seventeen hours a day

Pisces (Julien)
Try to avoid any Penguins atau Otters with the Cootie virus.
You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiotic Baboons say.

Aries(Phil and Mason)
The look on your face will be priceless when anda find that forty year-old semangka in your colon. (phil)...

Kowalski's Guide to Sciency Things 

Hi there. I'm Kowalski. The pinguin, penguin brainiac, some will say. And sense anda are membaca this, the cause must be either anda want to learn how to do things lebih sciency, atau anda are bored out of your mind and this is the only thing anda can find to read.
Either way, anda are membaca it, so keep on doing it. Now I am not a reader, so I don't know how long introductions should be. I'll just stop here. 
Happy reading!

Sciency lesson #1, How to make it seem like you're smart

If anda want to be smart, anda have to make it seem like anda are. One of the things I do is talk...