I'm a grape snow cone.

Well suure Private... Then he'll fly away on his magic unicorn, spreading rainbows and pixie dust where ever he goes!

When you feel and anger wiggle! Calm it with a jolly giggle!

(^XD)

"Einstein. Is there anything he got right?"

No, but in Japan, stealing someone's yacht is called takenyam. (or something like that)

Pfft! Spam. Delete!

"Oh, good to know."

(Hehee I have to double quote this one. XP)

S: And forget you ever heard it... *Waves flippers around*
P: Urm I don think that works the way you-
S: Eyes on the flippers... *Still waving flippers around*

@peacebaby7: I think it's 'destroying someone's yurt is called tepid yam.'. XP

'Youuuu didn't hear nothing!' - Bada. XD

"I didn't so nothin', I didn't see nothin' and this speach ain't rehersed..."

(^XDXD)

"Well, mammals usually come from..." *whispers* (XD)

You can't seriously be falling for this!!?!

Well... He does have a briefcase.

Now for the maternity leave... - Mason, Madagascar 2 (XD)

"But Beware Evil For the zoo Is Guarded by.....Steel Penguin!.....The Throbbing Cerebellum!....Barf Bag!...Barf Bag Really? I Thought We Agreed on Wonder Tum....Barf Bag!....HaHaHa This is the Coolest Thing We've ever done!...Agreed! Lets go Thwart Some evil!"

-Kowalski saying the dialogue in the beginning of this quote, Him, Private, and Rico becoming Superheroes and then Private And rico and Kowalski say the rest of the quote!
In "Danger Wears a Cape"

(LOLZ guys! @Easel: XP XD)

It seems he is in the five stages of grief...first stage...denial.

Furroooooooooos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(XD)

NOM NOM NOM!!! (XD)

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­III­III­III­III­III­IIS­H!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!

"I'm going to do my handsome vampire mopey face!" *does so* "Bleh..."

(^XD LOL!)
you made me spill my lemonade!

(^XDDD)

What's wrong with Private? I haven't seen him like this since our mission to butts town PA.

Oh! He`s in Gerfugiclestan!

He's in...New...Fakeplacesburg....

I'm a cotton tail cowboy! (something like dat)

"Oh. Good to know!'

SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!!! (XD)

(^XD They are so cute! <3)

"His face makes my arms feel all huggy!"

Whatever peels your bananas. (XD Alice has said some funny things before. X3)

^ (True that! XD)

Give me BANANA!!!

"What ever floats your root-beer..."

Whatever! Weirdo!

"Pfft, Spam! Delete!"

Why?! Why?! WHHHHYYYYYY!!?!?!?!

But I don't want to go into the haunted place!

"Do you think I don't know that?!"

"Uh.... no."

I need hugs! *sob*

"Oh. Good to know."

OH SO THIS IS THE NORMAL WAY TO TALK! GOOD TO KNOW!!!!!

"Private... Private... Private!"

Pshaw! We've moved past that Kowalski.

"DOOORRRIIISSS!!!!!"

GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF SOLDIER!!!!

"WHY? WHY?? WHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY?????)

Rico. *Rico slaps you*

(Ow... :( XD)

"HIT THE KILL SWITCH!... KILL THE HIT SWITCH!!... HITSIKILLA!!!"

(^XD)

"IT HURTS! IT HURTS SO BAAAD!"

"IT BURNS LIKE FIREANTS! FIREANTS ON FIRE!!"

(^XD)

"Nancy-cat..." e_e