(^XDXD)

27K: Hey, it's not my fault. You should have a better hiding place for those things.
PB: >:(
27K: Hey...PB...let's uh...not do anything we'll regret here....O.e
PB: Skipper....I'm about to grant your wish! Come here! D:< *chases 27K*
27K: *runs away* Noooo!!! DX
Skipper: *whispers* Hey, Kowalski...Chances of getting out of here without them noticing?
Kowalski: *calculates with abacus* Well, taking into consideration that we have NO idea of how to get out of here yet and how easily they get distracted by you....23.4%.
Skipper: Blast....

Kowaslki: Unless...

Skipper: Unless what Kowalski?! Speak up man, I'm not getting any younger >:(

Kowalski: Unless we turn them into mummies then place them inside a sarcopaghi each for the two of them :)

Skipper: Well that's the best idea you've come up all day Kowalski, so what are the chances we'll find a sarcophagus here?

Kowalski: *calculates* Uh based on my calculations, 1 in 1000, we'll be lucky enough if we find even one sarcopaghus in this whole pyramid

*Scene shifts to Rico, Julien and Private playing golf*

Rico: *grumble* Private your turn

*Private hits the golf ball, which sent it flying*

Skipper: Well I guess I'll have to deal with those two until this mission is over *sniff* it's not like a sarcopaghus will just fall out of the sky :/

*Golf ball hits ceiling, causing 2 sarcophagi to fall*

Skipper: Or maybe I don't >:D

Kowalski: *Gasp* *Girly voice* A real live sarcophagus, oh my gosh XD

Skipper: *to Kowalski* >:(

Kowalski: Sorry! *slaps himself*

Meanwhile...

PB: Come back here traitor >:O

27K: You gotta catch me first, which I doubt will ever happen in million years XD

PB: Oh no problem, we've got a million years to chase each other because were in a pyramid, remember? >:)

27K: -___- Oh yeah *continues running*

(LOL Sarcophagus)

KR: Guys, you can't just lock them in a sarcophagus and leave them to rot for all eternity!
Skipper: :( Why not?
KR: It's inhumane, that's why!
Skipper: So? We're not humans! >:)
KR: But you're of near-human intelligence, which means you have humanity, which means YOU CAN'T DO THIS! >:(
Kowalski: Near-human?
KR: Except for you Kowalski. You're smarter than a human. Which means you should have more humanity, which means YOU SHOULDN'T BE LOCKING PEOPLE IN SARCORPHAGUSUS!
Kowalski: Actually, it's sarcophagi.
KR: Really? Wow, now I feel stupid. But still you can't just go around locking people in sarcophagi. It's unethical.

(Really, I'm running out of ideas here.)
Edit: Crud, I messed up the italics.

(LOLz at all of the above! XD It's been awhile since I posted here and I'm laughing my head out.. Not really, cuz that.. Would be creepy O_o XD)

CP: Who agrees we should lock them in the sarcorphagus, raise your hands or flippers *raises hand as Kowalski and Skipper raise their flippers*
KR: CP, don't you understand the word "humanity"?! Your a human! You shouldn't be agreeing with those two! >:(
CP: I'm a mammal which are humans :P
KR: YES!! Humans ARE mammals! Don't you learn science at school? >:(
CP: What the heck are you saying!? Humans aren't mammoths! Are you insulting your OWN kind?!? Shame on you, KR! >:(
KR: What!? But I..I said..No I.. Argh!!
CP: *whispering to Skipper and Kowalski* Now the perfect time to lock them in the sarcorphagus while the Humanity Gal's fustrated >:)
Skipper: Aren't you going to go all mushy on me like those two *points to PB and 27K who are still running*
CP: Meh.. I don't actually even like you that way I just want those two to be mad at me :P Also a chit-chat with Miss Humanity made me a bit sane.. Only a teeny weeny bit :P
Kowalski: So you just want to draw attention :\
CP: NO! Well sorta.. I just want things to be more insane :P
Skipper: Well that explains everything
CP: Why do I feel offended by that? ',:\

(^LOL That is exactly what I do when I'm frustrated!)

KR: I see that you're talking to Skipper and Kowalski, and I don't have to guess what you're talking about!
CP: Oops...
KR: Yeah, here's a tip: next time you want to hide the fact that you're talking to someone, talk to someone who isn't about one-eight of your size!
CP: Well, um, uh, LOOK! *Points behind KR* What's that over there?
KR: *Scoffs* Did you really think that would work? *Gets knocked down by a booby trap* Owwwww...
CP: >:) Toldja.

(Why do I keep running out of ideas so quickly? :P)

Skipper: Well now that he's out cold, I guess we can continue with our plan >:)

Kowalski/CP: Agreed >:)

Meanwhile...

PB: *while panting* Come back here! DX

27K: What do you take me for? A fool? :P

PB: *thinks about it* well... :P

27K: :O You didn't! >:( Just call me a fool! DX

PB: Actually, I was going to call you Ipod Breaker, but what you just said was better, thanks >:D

27K: That's it! >:( *starts chasing PB*

PB: *starts running away from 27K* Finally! XD

27K: And FYI I broke your IPod by accident! DX

PB: *while running* Still not enough to bring it back girl DX

27K: Don't worry, I'll use your entire remaining credit card money to do it >:)

PB: >:(

*PB and 27K approaching the room where CP, Kowalski, Skipper and everyone are*

CP: They're coming Skipper honey! XD

Skipper: What did you just call me?! >:(

CP: Umm, umm, Y24 a little help here :P

Y24: Sorry, can't, too busy playing golf right now :D

CP: >:( *pulls Y24 by the ear*

Y24: Owww, owwww! DX Quit it woman!

CP: I ain't no woman! I'm still eleven! I'm a girl!! Now help me!! >:(
Y24: Okay what?
CP: Tell Skipper I didn't called him 'honey' :D
Y24: And I'm out.. *continues playing golf *
CP: Well that's what is what called, 'friend'?
Y24: Yup :P
CP: -_-" *facepalm*

LOLZ! I gotta get on here more often. XDXD

27K: *runs by* AAAAAHHH! DX
PB: *still chasing* 27K!!!!!!! D:<
CP: *slaps Y24* Now look what ya did! We could've gotten in the sarcophagi just then and you wouldn't do a simple thing for me! >:(
Y24: Ow! Hey! It's not my fault! I wasn't the one to call Skipper honey! >:(
KR: *starts to wake up* Oh, my head....*rubs head*
Skipper: *slaps KR in back of head*
KR: *gets knocked out again*
CP: *leans against Y24* You're so strong. <3 *sigh*
Skipper: O.e....*backs behind Kowalski*
Y24/Kowalski: T.T
Skipper: Kowalski, options on getting those two in the sarcophagi-*sees King Julien* What the deuce are you doing?! >:O
KJ: *putting scarabs in sarcophagi* What? I needed some way to carry them to my kingly kingdom.
Skipper: Ringtail! Those things are dangerous, we just established that! >:(
KJ: Yes, but they are SHINY and the king is entitled to shiny things. So shut up.
Skipper: D:<

Gosh, all these are hilarious XD !!! I haven't been here for ages! Schoool >_<

Kowalski: According to my calculations, chances of getting them into the sarcophagi now is....unlikely.
Skipper: *slaps Ko* Don't accept defeat so quickly soldier !! You-
pf2: seen a leopard seal with a red collar lately ?
Skipper/Kowalski: *scream and hide*
KR: I have seen your leopard seal !
pf2: You have?!! Where ??!!
KR: *holding wildlife magazine* Here!! You can even say that collar is red....ish :D
pf2: *facepalm and tosses magazine away. Hits Skipper who's under the table*
Skipper: *slowly coming out* Aha !! There IS no seal, is there ?! Come on out Kowalski !
pf2: :O....I, er, no, it might be just hiding in one of the- *gets knocked over by 27K and PB* WOAH !!
Kowalski: *facepalm* -___-

(I'm horrible with ideas....so...yeah xD )

(@LF I'm a SHE!!!!!!! D':<)

(^ i'm so sorry i though you were a guy when you first came in and right now i'm laughing cause of your post there XD sorry D:)
wow my brain is half dead...
WE NEED MORE IDEAS!!!!!!!!

(^^Calm down, will ya? He didn't know. ^PB to the rescue! XD I think it'll help if I end this scene and start a new one for us. :3)

PB/27K: *stop chasing each other*
PB: *takes breath* OK...*breath* I give...I give...*breath*...
27K: *breath*..Me..*breath*...too...
Skipper: It's about time you two grew up. >:l
PB: *leans on 27K* He's so hot when he's mad at us. <3
27K: *sigh* Yeah....<3
Skipper: *facepalm* That's it, I must be dreaming. *slaps his own face with excessive force* (wakes up) *looks around* Hey...that actually worked! I was dreaming! :D :D
PB: Dreaming about what, Skipper? :)
Skipper: AH! *looks to side to see PB and 27K standing beside him* What happened?!
27K: Some concrete fell from the ceiling and knocked you out. We all managed to escape before the temple collapsed. :D
PB: *feels Skipper's forehead* Are you okay, baby?
Skipper: O_e...*pushes hand away* Where's Kowalski?
PB: Over there. *points*
Kowalski: So...where was the leopard seal? :/
*Rico and Private's scream is heard from outside*
pf2: I think I just found him. :D
KR: *facepalm*
CP: Are you kidding me? Scared of a leopard seal? *pushes pf2 out of the way* Let me handle this. *heard from outside* Come on, you wusses! Put a little hustle in your muscle!
Skipper: *facepalm*
Y24: *takes picture of Skipper's expression* This is totally facebook worthy. >:)

*END SCENE* (eh, that's the best I had for the ending. XD)

Next Scene: The penguins are running their annual obstacle course in the park. (as seen in PELT)

(Oh, and if ya'll don't mind I wanna bring myself in this time. :D)

(^XD LOL I really need to stop forgetting about fanpop, quotev is destracting)
well I'm brain dead I just read until I get an idea :P

(Meh, don't have any ideas either. I'm pouring all my creativity into schoolwork and original stories :P I was going to suggest one where is in Hong Kong and I basically act as a tour guide, but PB just beat me to the punch, so I'll just wait for next time.)

(is it just me or has nobody posted something here for at least 17 days?) I want to type something but I tired sorry :( Are we still doing this or has the whole fanguins attacking Idea kicked the bucket

(ALSO! PB when you said you want to bring yourself in does that mean you also want to be first? Cause if not then I have an idea)

Alright, I'll let KR's idea be next then. I've already changed the scene before, so I'll be fair. Plus I can see we have trouble getting started.

(PB meets KR in Hong Kong; KR is showing PB around. (I'll let everyone bring themselves in.))

Since KR has more Intel on Hong Kong than I do, I'll let her go first. Unless someone else with Intel on Hong Kong wants to go. :)

*On a somewhat busy street*
KR: *Playing her 3DS, then bumps into someone* *Cantonese* Sorry- *English*PB?!
PB: KR? What are you doing in Hong Kong?
KR: *Puts away the 3DS* Shouldn't I be asking you that? I do live here after all.
PB: Oh. Right. So since you live here, do you mind showing me around?
KR: Sure, but can you tell me what you're doing in Hong Kong first?
PB: I got intel that the penguins are in Hong Kong.
KR: *Raises eyebrow* And you came to Hong Kong just for that?
PB: Yep.
KR: *Muttering in Cantonese* Figures...
PB: What was that?
KR: Nothing. You want lunch?
PB: Sure.
*Heads to a Chinese restaurant*
PB: We're eating Chinese? Isn't that a bit ironic?
KR: Trust me, you haven't tried real Chinese cuisine until you actually eat the same things that real Chinese people eat.
*During lunch*
PB: *Chewing* This could use more flavor...
KR: It's supposed to be like this. This is true Chinese food, not the stuff altered to suit the tastes of foreigners.
PB: *Spoons up rice porridge* And what is this supposed to be? Rice porridge?
KR: Exactly. Takes about eight hours to boil. China is probably the only place where you can eat this stuff.
*After lunch*
KR: Do you need a place to crash? It's getting kinda dark out and you could sleep on the couch if you don't mind.
PB: Well, I didn't book a hotel so sure.
KR: ...I'm not even gonna ask. Come on, follow me.
*Goes to KR's home*
(And I'm gonna cut off here because I have no idea whether or not you people are afraid of dogs. I have a hyperactive poodle. Also I have a hamster. And goldfish. And this was mostly dialogue and not very funny because I not very good at funny. And also actual Chinese food does have less flavor compared to oh, say, pizza.)

Since no one seems to be responding, Imma make a new scene :)

Everyone is participating in a talent show!

Wow...This forum really died, didn't it? Alright, maybe we can bring it back. :D I miss this forum. :3
(*brainstorms*.................Yeah, I think I know what might happen first...)

Julien: Alright, everybody! Out of the way! As your king, I will go first. Not that it matters. I'm going to win anyway. :D
Mort: King Julien is the bestest ever! :D
Marlene: Julien, play fair. This is just for fun. :)
Skipper: Plus, we have better things to do than to watch you dance all night. -_-
Julien: :O How daring of you! You must have respect for your king! >:(
Skipper: There's your problem, Ringtail. You're not MY king. >:(
Marlene: STOP! Can we just get started, already? *facepalm*
PB: Yeah, I wanna see some talent! :D
Everyone: O_O
PB: What?
(It's almost bedtime for me, here. That's the best I got for the first post. XD)

(^Yeah, I miss it too. It was really fun and hilarious.)

KR: Hey guys, what's up?
PB: Hi KR!
Skipper: Great, the fangirls are back.
Julien: No matter, I'll still win the talent show!
KR: There's a talent show? Can I join?

(And that's all I'm gonna do for now because I'm not sure what directions you want to take this in, as in whether we're just going to be spectating or if we get to perform too.)

PB: Sure. :D
Skipper: Who gives you the authority to authorize that? >:(
PB: Uh, I think I do.
Skipper: T_T
KR: Yay! So, who goes first? :)
KJ: Me! Have you not been listening? >:(
KR: Well, I just got here, so...
Marlene: Can we just get started, here? *facepalm*

Julien: *Gets up on a makeshift stage and starts dancing to random music*
KR: *Whispering* Hey PB, are you gonna join too?
PB: *Shrugs* Eh, dunno...
KR: I'm gonna be singing. I like singing. What would you perform if you did join?
PB: *Shrugs* Eh, dunno...
KR: Do you have any other answer?
PB: *Shrugs* Eh, dunno...
KR: T_T

(I seriously DK...)

KJ: *still dancing*
Skipper: *starts nodding off* (XD)
Marlene: *elbows him* >:(
Skipper: *wakes abruptly* Huh? Is it over? Can I go back to HQ, now?
Marlene: T_T
KJ: *finishes dance and starts bowing* Thank you! Thank you! I know you loved it! :D
Everyone: *claps*
KR: So, who's next? :)
PB: Skipper can go next. <3 :)
Skipper: -_- No, thanks...

(Yay! We're bringing the Fanguins Attack Forum back. :D I loved this Forum. XD)

27K: Hey guys!
PB/KR: Hi, 27K! :D
Skipper: Oh no, not another one... *faceflipper*
27K: So... what's up? :D
PB: Julien just showed us his dancing skills and Skipper's about to go next and show us what he can do. ;)
Skipper: What?! Negative! >:(
27K/PB: Aw, pleeeeease? :)
Skipper: T_T No.
27K/PB: :(

PB: C'mon Skipper, I'd- I mean, WE'D love to see your talent!
KR: Yeah, I heard that you're quite the guitar player!
Skipper: No. End of story.
Private: C'mon Skipper! It'll be fun!
Skipper: Alright fine!

(I seriously cannot think of anything.)

(@27K: I do, too! ^_^)

27K: Really? Yay! :D
PB: *nudges 27K and whispers* See that? I'm totally wearing him down. :D
27K: -_- Sure, PB. Whatever floats your root beer.
PB: Nah, I'm not thirsty.
27K: *facepalm*
KJ: So, what are you doing, penguin? Are you going to karate chop a board in halves? Boring!
Skipper: I'll karate chop something in halves, alright. >:(
KJ: ...*leans into Maurice's ear* Was he hinting at something, there?
Maurice: *nods* o.O
27K: You're so hot when you threaten people. <3
Everyone: O.e
27K: O.O...That...That was supposed to be in my head...*blushes*
PB: *snickers* XD
27K: >:( *elbows PB in stomach*
PB: *doubles over* Okay...Okay, I'm through...*gasp*

27K: Oh-oh! Skipper! Why don't you play the guitar? You're so hot when you play the guitar. <3
PB: Yeah, come on, Skippy. :D
Skipper: O.e I uh...
27K/PB: *make cute faces* Pleeeeease? 8)
Skipper: *reluctant sigh* Fine. -_-
27K: Yay! *to PB* See? That's the way you convince someone to do something.
PB: T_T Rrrright.
KJ: Playing the guitar? THAT's your talent? Ha! You flappy happy penguin shouldn't even be in this talenty-show-thingy.
27K: *stares angrily at Julien* Shut up. >:(
KJ: O.O Okay...

(Don't have lots of ideas right now. :P)

PB: Show 'em how it's done, Skipper! :D
Skipper: *sigh* Rico, guitar me. -_-
Rico: *hacks up Spanish guitar for Skipper*
27K/PB: *leans in closer and bumps into each other*
27K: Hey, watch it! >:(
PB: *nudges 27K to the side* You watch it! >:(
KR: How about we all just WATCH? T_T
Skipper: Please. I'd like to get this over with? Hm?
PB: Okay. <3
27K: *rolls eyes* e_e

Skipper: *Starts playing the guitar fantastically*
PB/27K: *Are totally fangirling inside*
KR: *Is totally appreciating the awesome music and planning to ask Skipper for guitar tips later*

(Yep, total music nerd here.)

PB: *sigh* <3
27K: *watches dreamily* <3
Skipper: *finishes*
Everyone: *cheers*
KJ: But...But...You don't even have fingers! That guitar is rigged! >:(
PB: No, it's called talent, fyi.
27K: Yeah! Don't you dare accuse Skippy of cheating! >:(
Skipper: Yeah, I find cheating wrong and pointless, just so you know.
PB/27K: He totally just agreed with us! <3<3
Skipper: -_-
KJ: Well, I still think it's rigged! >:|
PB/27K: *glare at Julien* >:(
KJ: o.o.....

27K: *hugs Skipper* You're the best guitar player ever! <3
Skipper: *gasp* Thanks but, *gasp* not that tight! *gasp*
27K: loosen up* Oh, sorry. Heheh.
PB: Hey! I wanna hug Skipper too! >:(
27K You will do it later! *hugs Skipper tight*
PB: I don't think so. * hugs Skipper* <3
Skipper: T_T

(How can I join?)

Skipper: *pushes away* Can we please continue, here? >:|
KJ: There is really no need. I am already the winner, I assure you. *smug smile*
PB: Nuh-uh! Skipper's the winner! >:(
KJ: :O How daring of you to choose the smelly waterbird over your king! >:(
PB: My king? I don't think so. -_-
27K: Oh, sure he is, PB. You know how you go on and on about how handsome and talented he is. And I'm always doing the same with Skipper. *winks at Skipper*
PB: >:O I do not!
KJ: Oh, so you are a secret lover of me? ;)
PB: NO I'M NOT!!!! 27K!!! >:(
27K: What? Pfft! I'm not using this as a tactic to get Skipper to like me better! Pfft! Why would you ask that?! O_o
PB: I didn't. T_T
27K: Oh...You didn't? Are ya sure? 'Cause you know...I coulda sworn ya did...o.o
PB: -_-....

(How would I come on?)

Monique: *wearing a hooded sweater and takes the guitar while no one notices* *clears throat silently and plays "titanium" on guitar*

Everyone: *Shuts up when they hear the music*
KR: *Resists the urge to sing along*

(I'm actually singing the song IRL right now :P)

(Lol)
Monique: *finishes and plays "second chance"

Everyone: *Claps when the song ends*
Marlene: Great performance! So, who's up next?
KR: Me! *Picks up guitar and plays 'Safe and Sound' by Taylor Swift while singing. Her voice is soft and gentle, not quite matching Taylor's tone yet quite similar.*

(I absolutely LOVE this song. It's so freaking beautiful.)

Monique: *nods to avoid being recognized*

KR: *Finishes playing/singing and hops off the stage*
Marlene: Okay, so who's next?
KJ: Why are we even bothering? We all know that I am going to be winning this talent-showing competition!
Marlene: *Ignoring him* No takers? Okay... How about... PB! You in?
KJ: Hey! Your king is talking! Is nobody paying attention?
Mort: I'm paying attention!
KJ: You don't count Mort.

(Sorry, had to throw that in as a sort of icebreaker, since things were getting kinda slow. I fail at humor.)

Monique: *still has hood up but punches Julien in the face*

PB: AHA!
Julien: OW! *rubs jaw* How dare you be hurting your king! >:(
Skipper: *falls on his back laughing*
Marlene: *facepalm*
27K: *nudges PB with elbow*
PB: *wipes tear* What? *lingering laughs*
27K: Who is that anyway?
PB: I don't know but I like her. XD
27K: Yeah, me too. XD

Monique: *smirks and takes off her hood*

Skipper: *sits up and wipes tear* Okay...Okay, I'm through. *sees that Julien was just hit by a girl* O_O...*falls over laughing again*
PB: Hey! Monique! What are you doin' here!? :D
27K: *puts hand in PB's face* PB! I'll handle this. Hey! Monique! What are you doin' here? :D
PB: T_T

Monique: strolling around, wandering around a little. *sees skipper laughing* what did he find so funny?

PB: You mean, what did we find so funny. XD
KR: They're laughing because you punched Julien in the face.
27K: Which was hilarious! XD
KJ: I did not find it that funny! Why did you punch me, anyway?! You cannot be punching your king! I have the diplomatic immunity! >:(
PB: You have no idea what that means, do you? *facepalm*

Monique: this isn't "lethal weapon 2". Besides, someone besides skipper needs to make you pay for being such a jerk

Skipper: Finally, someone who gets me! :D
KJ: >:( I refuse to sit here and be bullied by a bunch of commoners!
PB: Too late. *snickers*
Marlene: Come on, guys, can't we just get along?
KR: And I wanna know who's gonna perform next!
27K: PB wants to!
PB: What?! But I never said I-
27K: *pushes PB toward front*
PB: *sees crowd* O.O.....*faints*
27K: *prods PB with foot* Hm. I didn't know she had stage fright. Oops.
(It's true. I do. XD)

Monique: bullying? In South Africa, would it count as bullying the higher authority if students participated in movements against the apartheid?