OMG my friend is so weird! she made this story and emailed it to me. O_O
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Kowalski: And so Private, thats how anda must be sure your food is dead before anda eat it.
Private: but I already knew that Kowalski!
Kowalski: It's Science, you'll have to use it in your life sometimes
Private: B-but. WHY?
Kowalski: Never Mind that, go.. go to Marlene.. atau something..
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Private: Why is everyone so weird?
*Maurice runs oleh in a 14th century type of royal outfit*
Maurice: Oh crap, I'm late! the king is going to kill me!
Private: *blinks twice* Where is he going? Wait! Where are anda going? *starts running*
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Private: I had sworn he went into the reptile house.. *falls into a hole* HOLY CRAP!!!
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*private falls down into a room with doors*
Private: amazing! these doors are just my size! but where do they lead to? *jiggles a handle* won't open..
*he tries others but still won't work*
oh no, don't tell me I'm stuck in here...
wait,
*where he had fell there was a large curtain with a pull rope, when he had opened it, there was a small door.*
Private: could this be it? but it is too small to open. i would have to be tikus sized. unlike a plumpy pinguin, penguin like me.
*Then suddenly, a small meja with a key on it appeared* Ooh! This must open the door! but, i'm still too big. *a bottle appears*
looks like juice! *waddles over* but where did this come from? oh well, finders keepers, thats what Skippa taught me. *drinks* mmm! i wish i had-*then suddenly he grew small* now I can go through the door! oh no, i forgot the key! but I'm way to small to climb atau handle the key!
*then on the floor, a little box appeared*
Mm? whats this? *opens, and to discover a box of butterscotch* I might be small, but i have a huge appetite for some butterscotch! *licks and grows huge* now i can get the key *grows again* oh dear, *grows* Heelp! *bangs head on ceiling* oh no! I'm to huge! *sniff* i can't even see the key because I'm to.. WAAHHHHH.
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yea i can't continue, she hasn't finished yet. she has school >_<
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Kowalski: And so Private, thats how anda must be sure your food is dead before anda eat it.
Private: but I already knew that Kowalski!
Kowalski: It's Science, you'll have to use it in your life sometimes
Private: B-but. WHY?
Kowalski: Never Mind that, go.. go to Marlene.. atau something..
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Private: Why is everyone so weird?
*Maurice runs oleh in a 14th century type of royal outfit*
Maurice: Oh crap, I'm late! the king is going to kill me!
Private: *blinks twice* Where is he going? Wait! Where are anda going? *starts running*
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Private: I had sworn he went into the reptile house.. *falls into a hole* HOLY CRAP!!!
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*private falls down into a room with doors*
Private: amazing! these doors are just my size! but where do they lead to? *jiggles a handle* won't open..
*he tries others but still won't work*
oh no, don't tell me I'm stuck in here...
wait,
*where he had fell there was a large curtain with a pull rope, when he had opened it, there was a small door.*
Private: could this be it? but it is too small to open. i would have to be tikus sized. unlike a plumpy pinguin, penguin like me.
*Then suddenly, a small meja with a key on it appeared* Ooh! This must open the door! but, i'm still too big. *a bottle appears*
looks like juice! *waddles over* but where did this come from? oh well, finders keepers, thats what Skippa taught me. *drinks* mmm! i wish i had-*then suddenly he grew small* now I can go through the door! oh no, i forgot the key! but I'm way to small to climb atau handle the key!
*then on the floor, a little box appeared*
Mm? whats this? *opens, and to discover a box of butterscotch* I might be small, but i have a huge appetite for some butterscotch! *licks and grows huge* now i can get the key *grows again* oh dear, *grows* Heelp! *bangs head on ceiling* oh no! I'm to huge! *sniff* i can't even see the key because I'm to.. WAAHHHHH.
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yea i can't continue, she hasn't finished yet. she has school >_<
hey guys. I've been doing a lot of thinking for quite some time now and I was thinking that maybe we should do our best in multiple ways to tampil the world that, although the tampil we all support might meet its end, we are still out there, we are still strong, we are still powerful and close, and we are still in massive numbers. I was thinking that maybe we can try something ("Penguinfest" is like an example) that spreads our fanguinism around and shows the world that we can't be stopped. If anda want to think about it as a sign for a fanguin takeover on the world, be my guest. Sure, THAT won't be exactly like the takeover in "Demise of the Planet of the Fanguins", but it's still an idea of effort. I would cinta to hear suggestions for what anda might do irl and online to embrace how great of fanguins we all are.
There she was,
As lovely as can be..
An malaikat from the sky,
There in front of me..
Feathers as soft as silk,
And eyes of piercing blue..
A soul beautiful inside and out,
Deep cinta for her I grew..
Into my flippers we embrace,
A ciuman I lay upon her beak..
My soul mate full of elegant grace,
A returned ciuman upon my cheek..
My cinta for her is like no other..
A vision of beauty just for me,
Never will I lay my eyes upon another,
My lovely lady as can be..
Not even a Light tahun could I explain..
Breath taken directly from my soul,
This feeling launched deep into my brain,
Old together we will grow..
Sweet rose petals I lay down as she walks..
Her smile she gives towards me,
Beautiful emotion, the way she talks,
Side oleh side we may be..
Here she stands in front of me,
With eyes of piercing blue..
Deep cinta for her I grew,
My lovely lady as can be...