Skipper: Well, boys, Private’s out having teh with the chimps. Let’s say have a little fun. Rico! I’m gonna need some explosives! (No answer, Rico’s not there) Kowalski, where’s Rico?
Kowalski: I don’t know! He was here a detik ago!
Rico (off screen): Imiheeah!
Skipper: What are anda doing in here?
Rico: Mumbahaho!
Kowalski: What is that you’re holding? (Gasp) Marijuana? Where on earth did anda find it?
Rico: (points in general direction)
Skipper: Rico, anda know we agreed not to use drugs!
Kowalski: Yes, give us one good reason for its use.
Rico: Floombago.
Skipper: Hmmm, that does make sense.
(Scene change. All penguins have pot!)
Skipper: Hey, hey guys! We’re penguins! We walk funny! HA!
Kowalski: I’VE WASTED MY LIFE WITH SCIENCE! Ha, science is a funny word Sci-ence. LOL!
Rico: Miflobahi! (Flops backwards)
Skipper: And to think we looked to combat for a kick when we have weed just a country away!
Kowalski: I’M GAY, ALL RIGHT? STOP TORMENTING ME! (Curls up in ball) Please, please stop!
Rico: Uhhhhhhhhh….. (Knock at hole)
Private: Hello! Anybody in there?
Skipper: Uh oh! It’s Private! We can’t let him know we’re using pot!
Kowalski: Yes, young penguins are so impressionable. We can’t let him think he can use marijuana!
Skipper: Right, Rico! (Rico stuffs pot under TNT)
Private (enters): What’s going on here?
Skipper: Oh nothing really.
Kowalski: Yes, we were just about to….er…. (Clutches head) lie down for a little bit….
Rico: Uh huh!
Skipper: Come on boys! (They leave)
Private (Looking around): Hey, where did my pot go?
Sorry if anyone found this offensive. I'm just bored out of my MIND!
Kowalski: I don’t know! He was here a detik ago!
Rico (off screen): Imiheeah!
Skipper: What are anda doing in here?
Rico: Mumbahaho!
Kowalski: What is that you’re holding? (Gasp) Marijuana? Where on earth did anda find it?
Rico: (points in general direction)
Skipper: Rico, anda know we agreed not to use drugs!
Kowalski: Yes, give us one good reason for its use.
Rico: Floombago.
Skipper: Hmmm, that does make sense.
(Scene change. All penguins have pot!)
Skipper: Hey, hey guys! We’re penguins! We walk funny! HA!
Kowalski: I’VE WASTED MY LIFE WITH SCIENCE! Ha, science is a funny word Sci-ence. LOL!
Rico: Miflobahi! (Flops backwards)
Skipper: And to think we looked to combat for a kick when we have weed just a country away!
Kowalski: I’M GAY, ALL RIGHT? STOP TORMENTING ME! (Curls up in ball) Please, please stop!
Rico: Uhhhhhhhhh….. (Knock at hole)
Private: Hello! Anybody in there?
Skipper: Uh oh! It’s Private! We can’t let him know we’re using pot!
Kowalski: Yes, young penguins are so impressionable. We can’t let him think he can use marijuana!
Skipper: Right, Rico! (Rico stuffs pot under TNT)
Private (enters): What’s going on here?
Skipper: Oh nothing really.
Kowalski: Yes, we were just about to….er…. (Clutches head) lie down for a little bit….
Rico: Uh huh!
Skipper: Come on boys! (They leave)
Private (Looking around): Hey, where did my pot go?
Sorry if anyone found this offensive. I'm just bored out of my MIND!
It was a warm morning in the New York zoo.
three out of four penguins were asleep, Kowalski, Rico, and Private.
The leader of the group Skipper, planned on not wakeing them up yet.
And was too busy trying to fix the coffee maker.
And oleh all notes, the boys knew Skipper was not a morning person without coffee.
"SWEET MOTHER MCARTHER! WHY WON'T anda WORK?" Skipper yelled.
"HUH?" Kowalski banged his head on the puncak, atas bunk.
"CUPIT??" Private berkata and woke up and noticed he was ciuman his pillow.
"zzzz" Rico snored.
"Oh hello boys, why are anda guys up this early?" Skipper asked with a secret smile.
"Hrmm. I'm sure anda know.." Kowalski mumbled.
"Well, since anda soldiers are up, how about helping me fix the coffee maker?"
Private pretended to sleep again.
Kowalski had no chance to pretend to sleep again, and he dreaded to help Skipper with the coffee maker.
the last time he had to help him.. he almost lost a flipper...
three out of four penguins were asleep, Kowalski, Rico, and Private.
The leader of the group Skipper, planned on not wakeing them up yet.
And was too busy trying to fix the coffee maker.
And oleh all notes, the boys knew Skipper was not a morning person without coffee.
"SWEET MOTHER MCARTHER! WHY WON'T anda WORK?" Skipper yelled.
"HUH?" Kowalski banged his head on the puncak, atas bunk.
"CUPIT??" Private berkata and woke up and noticed he was ciuman his pillow.
"zzzz" Rico snored.
"Oh hello boys, why are anda guys up this early?" Skipper asked with a secret smile.
"Hrmm. I'm sure anda know.." Kowalski mumbled.
"Well, since anda soldiers are up, how about helping me fix the coffee maker?"
Private pretended to sleep again.
Kowalski had no chance to pretend to sleep again, and he dreaded to help Skipper with the coffee maker.
the last time he had to help him.. he almost lost a flipper...