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posted by KowalskiTheLich
Three days passed and Skipper finally decided that the late night training exercises were not doing anyone any good. No one really knew why he had come to this conclusion, but perhaps he thought it was affecting Kowalski’s mind, as Kowalski had changed throughout the last three days.

Kowalski used to hate musik and generally only tolerated it if it was soft and not repetitive and annoying. Now, he already listened to every record the penguins owned and even played them while he was fiddling with an invention. On hari three, he finally packed up all of his inventions and threw them into a corner, something that flabbergasted all of the other penguins.

“Something is seriously wrong with Kowalski!” berkata Private as the three watched Kowalski throw his favorit inventions into the corner.

“He’s just…delusional from all of those late night exercises,” berkata Skipper. “I suppose someone with a brain that big needs his sleep.”

Private nodded as Kowalski walked towards the three. “Well, that’s the last of ‘em!” he said. “Who wants a disco party?”

That was it, thought Skipper. Kowalski could not beruang any sort of disco music; in fact, the last time they had played any of it Kowalski had flown into a rage and smashed the CD machine with a sledgehammer.

“Kowalski, can I, um, talk to anda for a second?” berkata Skipper.

“Yes sir,” berkata Kowalski.

“ALONE?” Skipper said, glaring at the other two, who got the hint and scurried away.

Skipper glanced behind them to make sure the other two weren’t listening at the door; he at least wanted to give Kowalski some privacy before questioning him.

“Kowalski, what’s going on?” berkata Skipper. “I understand anda could have learned to appreciate music, but throwing all of your inventions into a corner like that…is this becoming a problem?”

“A problem…no…I don’t have a problem!” snapped Kowalski. His voice no longer sounded intelligent at all, but sort of like a deeper variation of Private’s voice without the British accent.

“You sure about that, soldier?” The moment those words escaped Skipper’s beak, he slapped himself, knowing that such a phrase would not likely be the best way to handle it.

“Yes, I’m pretty sure,” berkata Kowalski. “I like something different now, and if anda were a true friend anda would learn to accept that.”

Skipper HATED it when people pulled any sort of guilt argument on him. “That’s all fine, Kowalski,” berkata Skipper, managing to maintain his composure, “But the fact is, we don’t need a musik fanatic in our group; we need a scientist/tactical strategist. Private’s close enough, don’t anda think?” Both of them knew that this was not true, as Private had never seemed to like musik any lebih than the rest of them.

“Honestly, Skipper, we don’t need anything of the sort. We live in a zoo, our only opponent is a half-insane kubung, pukang who thinks he’s a king and the most dangerous mission we’ve had in months involved climbing a pohon to save a cat. This isn’t the army anymore, Skipper, and anda have to realize that.”

Skipper was quite offended that his first lieutenant would say things like that, but shook it off. “Obviously, Kowalski, you’re head’s not straight. I’m sure, diberikan some time, anda will forget this musik stuff and go back to your inventing and sciencey things anda like to do.”

“Is that all I am to you? A robot that manufactures machines which only serve to make our lazy lives even easier?” berkata Kowalski. Before Skipper could respond, he was already storming over to the other side of the room. “I’ve had it with you, your nonstop training and your paranoia that we are going to be attacked any day. We are penguins living in a zoo, for God’s sake, and if you’re going to prevent anyone from liking things that aren’t beneficial in a combat situation, then I suppose this isn’t the best place for me to be, is it? I quit.”

“WHAT!?!?!” berkata Skipper. “Kowalski, let’s stop and think so we don’t do anything rash…”

Kowalski had already left through the ikan secret passage. Skipper groaned at the prospect of having to chase down Kowalski, and decided that he didn’t want to do it now. As an excuse, he began to shoot the Styrofoam ninjas and shot the same one in the head four times in a row before he missed and shattered a light. He flinched and the two other penguins ran back into the room to see what had made the noise.

“It’s all right, I just…erm…missed the target.

“I’ll say” remarked Private, glancing at the broken light on the ceiling. “Anyway, what were anda and Kowalski talking about?”

“Kowalski, he…he felt as though he needed to pindah on” Skipper said, trying to be a sensitive as possible so that he would not upset Private. When Private began to make sad eyes anyway, Skipper decided to abandon that approach and simply tell the story. “Well, in truth, he sort of lost it, but I guess he just doesn’t think that he needs us anymore. I tried to convince him to stay, but he just likes musik now, and couldn’t care less about anything else.”

Rico made a strange noise while Private continued to make his sad face. “We’re…never gonna see him again, are we Skippa?” he said.

“Of course we are, soldier,” berkata Skipper. “Remember when anda were addicted to those stroberi flavored candies we mencuri from the zoo’s halloween program? anda were nearly crazy about those, but it was over within days. My guess is that Kowalski is experiencing something similar.”

“You think so?” berkata Private hopefully.

“I know so, Private,” berkata Skipper. “He’ll be back. Now why don’t we watch a movie, to get our minds off of this?”

“Yippee” berkata Private, apparently forgetting all about Kowalski. “Can we watch that one about the tiny short guy with the ring?”

Little did they know that Kowalski, at that very moment was listening to them, right under their feet.
added by Featherson
Source: penguin of madagascar
posted by peacebaby7
Author’s Note: This is my sixth installment of skits. My first was regular everyday scenarios (link), then Skilene-themed skits (link), then a set for the villains (link), then a set starring the lemurs (link), then a humanized set (link), and lastly, Dorski-themed skits (link). I now present to my readers, Dave Skits! I had loads of fun with this one and I hope anda all enjoy them. oleh the way, I certainly did not do this as an excuse to make celebrity puns. I’m not sure why anda would think that . . .

61) Time is Money [XXVIII]

“I want to thank anda for meeting with me, Mr. Miyoshi. Your...
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posted by Mother-of-PoM
Then, there were gone. Private went into the bathroom where he noticed something he didn't notice before. A key was sitting selanjutnya to the bathtub. He started to walk in front of the bathtub to get to the key but a zombie threw itself out of the bathtub making him yelp and back away.

'Around the tub then...'

Private was thankful the zombie didn't pindah as he made his way around. He smiled and picked up the key. Then the zombie lunged at him, Private screamed and moved to doge it then slid out of the room and slammed the door shut. His eyes widened. A doll with red feathers and amber eyes was walking...
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posted by Mother-of-PoM
(This was made for my own enjoyment of PoM and Mad Father, plus I have to get this out of my head XD This takes place before Private even joined the team and this is not cannon. Its fanmade. So without further jibber jabbers, enjoy.)

A small black flipper knocked against a steel door. He frowned when no one answered the door.

"Big Brothah?" He tried again, "Are anda in there Blue?" He inquired lowly, he has been warned over and again not to raise his voice in the house. He stepped aside as the door opened and his big brother came out. "Big brothah!" He smiled brightly.

The pinguin, penguin in front of him...
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Smile 09.06.15

“Operation: Frozen is a success!” Skipper said, holding up his successfully retrieved snow cone.

Kowalski sighed. “Too bad they were out of blueberry,” he muttered in disappointment.

Skipper rolled his eyes. “Let it go,” he said. He turned toward the others. “Let’s head back to HQ.”

The penguins started their journey back through Central Park to the zoo, happily licking at their snow cones in the mid-summer heat. But when they were about halfway there, Private grabbed his leader’s shoulder to bring him to a stop.

“Wait, Skipper, look over there,” he berkata pointing...
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Dying 04.04.15

Note: This installment is humanized.

— § —

Skipper sat in the emergency room waiting area, his face in his hands, as he waited for the doctor to come back with news. His college roommate and best friend, Kowalski, sat selanjutnya to him, wishing he could think of something to say to bring him comfort. They’d been waiting there for almost an hour. Finally, a surgeon stepped out of the operating room, her hands and arms wet after scrubbing out. She pulled his face mask under her chin.

“Mr. Guin?” she inquired toward Skipper, who stood.

“Yes. How is she?” he asked rubbing his...
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added by Sheila-Daimond
 "Breaking News!"
"Breaking News!"
This part was a lot of fun to write! Please review!

"Breaking news!" the tall, blonde haired news reporter exclaimed. "I'm live to you, from the Arctic! Today, November 26th, 2004, there was an avalanche, spreading across the great portion of a mountain! Luckily, there was only person in its path, and he is only suffering minor injuries. Here he is now!"

Now there was a man, the same man that the group of Arctic binatang had saved from the avalanche. The blonde reporter held her microphone up and asked: "How did anda manage to get out of that with only a broken nose?"

The man, who still seemed traumatized...
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Eight Months Later

Kowalski woke with a yawn and hopped down from the puncak, atas bunk. He slugged his way over to the coffee machine to start Skipper’s brew when he realized it’d already been made. Suddenly alert, he turned to see Skipper’s bunk empty and a faint light coming from under his lab door. He gently pushed it open and peered in.

Skipper was facing away from him at the parallel bars Rico had built for him when he’d finally stood up from his wheelchair two weeks ago. So far, he hadn’t been able to do much but stand and pivot, but Skipper kept swearing he could feel in his gut that...
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added by ILUVKOWALSKI
Source: Me
posted by TheRatKing1
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“Crazy Old Cat Lady”

“The Penguins of Madagascar”

Season 4 Episode 7 (4X07)

Production Code: 407

Previous: “The ikan lumba-lumba, lumba-lumba Who Hired Me”
Next: “Porpoise With a Purpose”

Crazy Old Cat Lady/Transcript

Scene I: Gladys’ Apartment

(Nana and Gladys are sitting down at Gladys’ coffee table, drinking teh and laughing)

Nana: (Chuckling) So I berkata to him, “My Handbag!” and I WALLOPED him right where it hurt! He was a very bad kitty, that Alex! Oh (giggles) yes he was!

Gladys: Oh but dear, how did anda ever get out of Africa in the first place?

Nana: Oi, Gladys, it was quite the trip! I had...
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added by Cowtails
added by Cowtails
The moon shone its rays over the treetops, lighting up my way. The forest was silent, except for the sound of my beating heart, which I hoped only I could hear. This was a suicide mission; it was either do atau die. If Blowhole was defeated, I would finally get my revenge. On the other hand, if I lost, I would not have long to live.
I almost jumped out of my feathers when an owl screamed at me to get out of his territory. I think he was afraid that I was going to steal his mice. I would not loose sleep over it. I had sworn never to eat a mouse again unless it was a dire emergency.
Have anda ever...
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Note: This is a short chapter just to conclude things up. Hope anda enjoyed it!

“Kowalski, tell me you’ve cracked this thing,” berkata Skipper. “The humans will arrive at any moment.”
“Almost there, Skipper. Just a few lebih touches.”
Private turned to his leader. “Skipper! Someone’s coming!”
“Kowalski! It’s now atau never!”
Kowalski hit the send button. “Mission accomplished, sir.”
“Go! Go! Go!”
The team made it up to the air vent just in time. The humans walked into the room. “I could have sworn I’d closed the lights.”
“Nah, you’re crazy.”
“It’s...
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Author’s Note: This was requested oleh link. It’s a blooper on a song variation she wrote to the tune of Second Chance oleh Shinedown. To read the original song variation, click link. This is meant to be set in a recording studio.

♦ ♦ ♦

Take One: “One Man Stand”

Sound Director: “Alright, Kowalski. We are recording in five, four, three, two—” *holds up one finger and points*

Kowalski: ♫My brain is big and wide
And oleh the way
My experiment failed today.
Skipper’s rage climbs so high—


Skipper: *over the mic* “Did anda have to bring me into this?!”

Kowalski: T_T

Take Two: “One...
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Rico had awoken...he was strapped to a meja in a dark room....he was frightened and wondered where he was...he struggled and screamed asking where he was...but all he could do was do that...until he heard a door slowly open...

Rico: let me go!! Now whoever anda are atau your gonna be sorry!!

???:I can't Bieleve I finally captured you....and it was too easy....hehehe...

It was the man who kidnapped Rico at the zoo...he walked up to Rico and smiled down on at him...

Rico:(up chucks bomb at him)

The man dodges the bomb and quickly gets back over near him...the man is now angry and punches Rico in the...
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NOTE: Okay... This is my very first FF on the fansite so if I screw up... PLEASE FORGIVE ME!
Just some symbols...
Author's Note is in bold
Action/Scene is in italics
Thought Speak is with < & >

Part I: The Beginning
Oh! I forgot to mention that I won't give away the main character's REAL name until the end of the FF, THAT will be determined later...

I'm also gonna throw in a couple references...Just for fun :D

(A car pulls up to the Central Park Zoo...)
?: Here we go... (sighs)
(6 little kids run out of the car)
?'s Mom: anda kids have fun! (turns to ?)Now anda make sure anda keep the kids...
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"Skipper are anda sure we aren't lost? This is NOT the part of New Jersey anda want to be in at night...for anda guys...not that bad...for a young and sort of vulnerable girl like me...very bad!" Cowtails berkata nervously.

Suddenly, three tough looking guys walked up.

"What's a pretty thing like anda doin' walkin' her pets around at 11 at night?" The first guy asked.

"yeah...don't anda know it's a bit dangerous, dollface?" The detik guy said.

Skipper glared. Dollface was his line!

"there could be gangs...or kidnappers..." The third guy berkata slowly smirking.

Cowtails spotted the tato on their necks,...
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Kowalski face flippered, "Now anda did it..."

~ Cowtails banged her head on the inside of the bubble, "you...don't...like...him...you...don't...like...h im..."

~ Skipper took a step forward. "yes...I...did..." He smirked, "come on, what anda got?"

Private dragged the other penguins behind the control board, "TAKE COVAH!"

Sweet Pripper cracked her knuckles, "BRING IT ON PECKER FACE!"

"I have my bets on Skipper since Sweet Pripper is a human.." Kowalski berkata slowly.

SP got out her chainsaw, " Your going to eat those words for your last meal..."

"I take it back.." Kowalski muttered.

"bring it on...IT."...
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