*presses tape recorder button*
"0900 hours....Skipper's Log......
After the baru saja success of my life's story, I decided to do one for Kowalski. He doesn't know I'm doing this, so try to keep this under wraps, comprende?
I did background checks on all of my boys when they joined the team. I don't suppose i did it thoroughly enough, because there's a whole other side to Private that I-.... right...this is about Kowalski... you'll have to wait and see if i decide to do one for Private.
Rico's past is still shrouded in enough mystery to rival the smog in California, but Kowalski's is as clear as water considering he told me his entire life's story the hari he joined.
But first, for those of anda who don't know him, this is Kowalski:
He's my go-to guy for everything science and scienceish. He's been with us from he very beginning of what anda humans know as our adventures right to the very end of our show, and I'm sure he'll be here for a long time after that!....He'd better be, anyways...
He can be a bit arrogant and overconfident, but i still appreciate him. He can build anything out of anything! The man's a genius!...except when his inventions endanger the fate of the universe....again...
Like the time when he built that snow come maker that enveloped EVERYTHING!
Private! Didn't i tell anda a hundred thousand times NOT to exaggerate? It only covered New York!
As i was saying... I charge him when he gets TOO boastful about his brains. He's on his 5th Show-Off Jar now, and i have enough quarters to pay every parking meter in the Big Apple.
He can be wacky sometimes and ...TRIES to sound cool sometimes, but it never comes out right. It seems....forced, but he has...issues. He gets too defensive about science and emotions evade him. Not that we'd need them on our team! I don't allow nancy-cats on my elite team!
And yet he and Doris are still dating....
He over analyzes situations, and his plans are usually a few steps lebih than we need, but he's a brilliant bird, an amazing inventor, and i am PROUD to call him my lieutenant and friend.
From what he's told me, he's 24 years old. His parents have Polish blood in them from somewhere in his family tree. he speaks several languages including Russian (which came in handy when the Red tupai started insulting us in Russian once)He was born in a Florida hatchery. He spent the early years of his life messing around in the veterinary labs. Surgical tools were his first toys, in fact.
He grew up loving science and mathematics and had his fair share of screw ups trying to escape from the zoo he lived in. I forget what it was called now, but they eventually had him transferred to the Bronx Zoo. It was there when he decided he didn't like the life of a Zoo animal and packed his copies of Scientific American and left for the same training academy that eventually Rico would graduate from a few years later.
It was in that pinguin, penguin Training Academy where an 18 tahun old Kowalski became the full-fledged scientist we know today. His first invention, ironically, worked without blowing up, and it still does to this day! it was some sort of teleportation device.
The thing only could pindah anda a few feet in one direction-....
One Direction? How did anda know that was my favorit band, skipper?
Private....enough with the interruptions! I'm trying to tell these probably -bored-to-bits-with-your-interruptions humans about Kowalski! please...just go and watch TV....sorry to sound like a jerk, but i had enough interruptions with my own biography.
Sorry sir.
anda ok? No feelings hurt?
None sir.
Anyways... he left the academy and made his way to the Central Park Zoo shortly before our big adventure in Madagascar during them summer of '05.
The rest is history.
God forbid if i ever lose Kowalski like i almost lost Manfredi and Johnson. He's been with me the longest, and probably knows lebih about me than I'd care to admit. In many ways, he's a brave bird and a truly great individual, and one of the best friends I've ever had the pleasure of knowing.
Kowalski, thanks for everything.
HIIII!!!!!!! Someone suggested that I should write a part 2 of FANGIRL ATTACK. So here goes!
"OH MY GOD!!!!!" Skipper screamed. "He proposed Doris to a date!!!!! Our Kowalski is getting destroyed oleh fangirls!!!!!"
"Hi Skipper."
"Marlene!"
"Hi, I just heard anda scream about something."
"Uh.... um........."
"What?"
"ZOO IDOL!!!!"
"Come on. That's a really good show."
"Not if your well... friend is getting destroyed oleh fangirls and asked out oleh the prettiest ikan lumba-lumba, lumba-lumba in the zoo."
Skipper shuddered.
"Okay. Fine. I know how anda feel. Here's my plan:
We get rid of the fangirls but let Kowalski go out with Doris."
"That sounds like a good plan!!"
"Come on! What are we waiting for? Let's go!"
"OH MY GOD!!!!!" Skipper screamed. "He proposed Doris to a date!!!!! Our Kowalski is getting destroyed oleh fangirls!!!!!"
"Hi Skipper."
"Marlene!"
"Hi, I just heard anda scream about something."
"Uh.... um........."
"What?"
"ZOO IDOL!!!!"
"Come on. That's a really good show."
"Not if your well... friend is getting destroyed oleh fangirls and asked out oleh the prettiest ikan lumba-lumba, lumba-lumba in the zoo."
Skipper shuddered.
"Okay. Fine. I know how anda feel. Here's my plan:
We get rid of the fangirls but let Kowalski go out with Doris."
"That sounds like a good plan!!"
"Come on! What are we waiting for? Let's go!"
Do anda know , about Skipper at this moment we have Marlene (the funny is that anda call her in English Marlini in Portuguese (I am from Brazil) in my country we say lebih atau less Marlane it is so diferent but ok )hehehe and about Private we know Shaina and in the episode cinta hurts Skipper ask this :
Who here never felt cinta for a Girl ( atau near this )
????
And Kowalski and Rico raise their Fins and than Skipper says:
Guatemala
And Rico remember
And then Skipper says Doris, the Dolphin
And than Kowalski starts crying and saying Doris
In this episode we dicovered about Rico's cinta in Guatemala =>
But People I wait everyday to see Skipper and Marlene togheter let's act and write to the responsable it is so Clare they cinta it other they have to be toghueter
And about Kowalski??????
He desarves a chance with Doris
What do anda think?????
Who here never felt cinta for a Girl ( atau near this )
????
And Kowalski and Rico raise their Fins and than Skipper says:
Guatemala
And Rico remember
And then Skipper says Doris, the Dolphin
And than Kowalski starts crying and saying Doris
In this episode we dicovered about Rico's cinta in Guatemala =>
But People I wait everyday to see Skipper and Marlene togheter let's act and write to the responsable it is so Clare they cinta it other they have to be toghueter
And about Kowalski??????
He desarves a chance with Doris
What do anda think?????
30 years in 30 minutes
My Collection of POM Haikus:
I can't sleep well one night and I made haikus to make me fall asleep. And here are the results....!
These are haikus that describe the penguins, the lemurs, and Marlene. I did it just for fun, nothing else!
Skipper, the leader,
Commands recons hari and night;
Never swim alone.
K'walski, the smart one,
Best known as the "Options Guy";
Good golly wolly!
Rico has no doubt
He's the living wrecking ball;
Boom! Blam! Kablamo!
Private, the youngest
Loves unicorns and rainbows;
Winkies, ev'rywhere!
Julien, the royal
Puts his trust to sky spirits;
My moves are yummy!
Maurice, the aye-aye
Always serves the so-called king;
Wait-uh, what? Say what?!
Mort, the mouse lemur
Can't get over Julien's feet;
I pertanyaan nothing!
Marlene, the otter's
Independent from both sides;
Yeah, have fun with that!
I can't sleep well one night and I made haikus to make me fall asleep. And here are the results....!
These are haikus that describe the penguins, the lemurs, and Marlene. I did it just for fun, nothing else!
Skipper, the leader,
Commands recons hari and night;
Never swim alone.
K'walski, the smart one,
Best known as the "Options Guy";
Good golly wolly!
Rico has no doubt
He's the living wrecking ball;
Boom! Blam! Kablamo!
Private, the youngest
Loves unicorns and rainbows;
Winkies, ev'rywhere!
Julien, the royal
Puts his trust to sky spirits;
My moves are yummy!
Maurice, the aye-aye
Always serves the so-called king;
Wait-uh, what? Say what?!
Mort, the mouse lemur
Can't get over Julien's feet;
I pertanyaan nothing!
Marlene, the otter's
Independent from both sides;
Yeah, have fun with that!
Jhoman12
