MLP is my little pony and LOTR is lord of the rings. Everyone is Humanized for the story. Also Sylvia_puffin is making this with me.

Rico sniffed the ground, searching for the scent of the missing person. 
   "Look, there's a house." Private observed, pointing over to a pohon with a door and windows."Do anda think they might have seen the missing person?"
   They walked over to the house and knocked. A girl with purple hair and a horn opened the door. 
    "Hi!" she said. "Can I help you?"
    "We're looking for a missing person," berkata Private. He wasn't surprised oleh the horn; after all, he had believed in such creatures as this girl his entire life. 
    "What do they look like?" asked the girl with purple hair. 
    "Brown hair, and I think they have green eyes," berkata Private. 
    "I haven't seen anyone with green eyes besides Applejack. Oh, oleh the way, I'm Twilight Sparkle."
   Kowalski pushed in front of Skipper and saw the horn. 
   "Lets not play dress-up," he berkata patronizingly, yanking Twilight's horn. 
   She toppled forwards, falling on Kowalski and almost poking Rico in the eye. 
"Ow!" Kowalski complained, pushing her off. 
"Hey, could anda help us get home, then?" asked Skipper.
"Sure!" Twilight answered. "But I'll need my friends."

Soon all her friends (Twilight introduced them as Applejack, pelangi Dash, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, and Rarity) all stood in Twilight's living room. Twilight handed necklaces to each of them and placed a crown daintily on her head. 
The five of them stood in a lingkaran around Twilight. Light erupted from the necklaces and flowed into Twilight's crown. Suddenly there was an explosion. 
All of them (including all off the mane six, which wasn't supposed to happen) fell out of the sky and into a strange, wild-looking place. 
"This is your home?" Twilight Sparkle asked, sitting up. 
Private looked at her, eyes wide. "No..."