The penguins are starving and decide to find a place to take a load off and eat some lunch. The only problem is where to go. They debat amongst themselves for disagreement is commo when it comes to lunch.
Private: We should go to IHop. They have the best pancake with strawberries on top!
Kowalski: That is the most ridiculous idea I have ever heard. The fat levels in the pancake batter does ot compute with the syrup mixture-
Rico: nuh uh. Fish?
Skipper: Bobkis! What is the matter with anda men? Arguing over something as simple as filling your gut. Now we are all going to Dairy Queen. The kids meals are downright adorable.
Kowalski: The kids meals are downright bobkis. Might as well be eating a five dollar bill for all it is worth.
Skipper: Oh for the cinta of crud. We are going to taco Gringo.
So after much debat the four penguins decide to go to the old taco joint. They enter and approach the counter.
Skipper: Be alert, team. anda never know what can happen in a place that smells of lavender air freshener. There could be poison atau a tourist trap, atau even hari old churros.
They study the menu and decide what they want to order. Basically anything anda can think of with an added taco on the end was on that menu.
Skipper: I'll have the bbq and hot sauce taco with extra hot hot sauce. Make it the old fashioned way with fairy spit, and old tire, and a rusty doornail. Also, I wil need some entrails, some dirt, and if anda are daring enough then add some Doritos on top. That should do it.
The other three stare, horrified with disgust. Then Kowalski steps up to order. Kowalski isn't going for the disgusting river rakit taco and orders the basic burrito mundo gringo taco. Rico points to the wingbat wart taco meal, and Private decides to try out the Terror taco in a Shell. Don't worry. Besides Skipper's daymare of a greasy hardshell taco the others are not as bad as they sound. They get their old dried out tacos and go sit down.
Private: Skipper, that has to be the grossest taco I have ever seen. Ewww...
The taco is five pounds of repulsive content with hot sauce oozing out onto the tray. It looks like a mini science fair volcano.
Rico: Bleh...
Skipper: Nonsense. It has got to be the cutest taco I have ever seen. What is it going to do? Eat us? Now I am going t um...scope out the bathroom. I have lived long enough to see what can crawl out of a toilet.
(Dark piano musik starts playing in the background. Bethoven Symphony #5 would be appropriate.)
Private: We should go to IHop. They have the best pancake with strawberries on top!
Kowalski: That is the most ridiculous idea I have ever heard. The fat levels in the pancake batter does ot compute with the syrup mixture-
Rico: nuh uh. Fish?
Skipper: Bobkis! What is the matter with anda men? Arguing over something as simple as filling your gut. Now we are all going to Dairy Queen. The kids meals are downright adorable.
Kowalski: The kids meals are downright bobkis. Might as well be eating a five dollar bill for all it is worth.
Skipper: Oh for the cinta of crud. We are going to taco Gringo.
So after much debat the four penguins decide to go to the old taco joint. They enter and approach the counter.
Skipper: Be alert, team. anda never know what can happen in a place that smells of lavender air freshener. There could be poison atau a tourist trap, atau even hari old churros.
They study the menu and decide what they want to order. Basically anything anda can think of with an added taco on the end was on that menu.
Skipper: I'll have the bbq and hot sauce taco with extra hot hot sauce. Make it the old fashioned way with fairy spit, and old tire, and a rusty doornail. Also, I wil need some entrails, some dirt, and if anda are daring enough then add some Doritos on top. That should do it.
The other three stare, horrified with disgust. Then Kowalski steps up to order. Kowalski isn't going for the disgusting river rakit taco and orders the basic burrito mundo gringo taco. Rico points to the wingbat wart taco meal, and Private decides to try out the Terror taco in a Shell. Don't worry. Besides Skipper's daymare of a greasy hardshell taco the others are not as bad as they sound. They get their old dried out tacos and go sit down.
Private: Skipper, that has to be the grossest taco I have ever seen. Ewww...
The taco is five pounds of repulsive content with hot sauce oozing out onto the tray. It looks like a mini science fair volcano.
Rico: Bleh...
Skipper: Nonsense. It has got to be the cutest taco I have ever seen. What is it going to do? Eat us? Now I am going t um...scope out the bathroom. I have lived long enough to see what can crawl out of a toilet.
(Dark piano musik starts playing in the background. Bethoven Symphony #5 would be appropriate.)
Marlene: I know how to teach Eva her bird sounds Skipper in a song but there's one I don't know Skipper: Start bernyanyi Marlene: (sings) Skipper Freaks People Out Rico goes jerk and the Private goes will anda go out on a tanggal with me Eva is dumb and Kowalski stresses out shyly Alice goes my great great grandparents Classified runs away from Dave the Octopus but theres one sound that no one knows what does the Julien say
heartless means old no good jerk, heartless means old no good jerk, heartless means old no good jerk
what does the Julien say
I was a king before, I was a king before, I was a king before
what does the Julien say
nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag, nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag, nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag
what does the Julien say
annoy annoy annoy annoy, annoy annoy annoy annoy, annoy annoy annoy annoy
what does the Julien say and that's the sound that no one knows
Julien: (yells) I DO Not sound like that.
heartless means old no good jerk, heartless means old no good jerk, heartless means old no good jerk
what does the Julien say
I was a king before, I was a king before, I was a king before
what does the Julien say
nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag, nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag, nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag
what does the Julien say
annoy annoy annoy annoy, annoy annoy annoy annoy, annoy annoy annoy annoy
what does the Julien say and that's the sound that no one knows
Julien: (yells) I DO Not sound like that.