Note: This, as anda probably already know, is the confirmed name for the Blowhole special that will most likely be the last episode aired. Inspiration for this artikel came from LeonardFan's scenario diposting under the 'Final Blowhole Episode judul Confirmed' foto and Jedipenguin16's dinding post on the club. I hope anda enjoy it. :)

Skipper walked into the room Kowalski was in. "Kowalski! What are anda doing?" He asked, causing Kowalski to nearly jump out of his feathers. He tried to cover up what he was working on oleh leaning far against the table. "Oh...Hello Skipper. I was just, uh..." Skipper shook his head angrily. "Don't babble! Spit it out soldier! And why are anda standing like that?" Skipper asked suspiciously as he examined Kowalski leaning awkwardly over the table. "I'm just, uh, working on a new invention!" Kowalski spat out...a little louder than he intended. Skipper grew suspicious at Kowalski's nervousness. "Kowalski...what are anda hiding?" Skipper asked. Kowalski looked around nervously. "Me? What? Pffft! No! I'm not hiding anything! What could possibly make anda think such a thing!?" Kowalski asked nervously. Skipper gave him a 'really?' look. He walked over to Kowalski and commanded. "Kowalski...move out of the way." He told him. Kowalski gave him a blank expression...then smiled innocently, as if trying to beg him not to look behind him. "Don't give me those baby blues Kowalski! That's an order." Kowalski sighed and let him pass. As Skipper rounded the meja to look at the various papers on Kowalski's desk, Kowalski sat down in a chair and put his face in his flippers.

Skipper began looking at all the foto that were on the desk. He picked one up and examined it. It was of Dr. Blowhole swimming in his pond at Coney Island, which confused Skipper. Why would Kowalski be hiding this? Skipper thought. He picked up a document. It was signed oleh a T. M. Garnell. He skimmed the document...but only a few details stood out to him:

Dropoff Confirmation:

This is to konfirmasi the successful delivery of the new ikan lumba-lumba, lumba-lumba to Coney Island. Details are the following:

Length: 7' 09"
Weight: About 82 kilos.
Gender: Female

Signature: T. M. Garnell

Skipper set the document down and another picture caught his eye. Dr. Blowhole and Doris were talking and laughing. They seemed to be having a good time. He sighed and looked over at Kowalski, who was trying to hide his tears. He walked over to him and put his flipper on his back and patted him softly. "Hey amigo! It's not the end of the world! So Doris may atau may not have a thing with..." He shivered at the thought. "Dr. Blowhole..." He berkata with a disturbed tone to his voice. He continued. "I'm sure soon you'll forget all about it." Kowalski picked his face up, but he didn't meet Skipper's gaze. "But I cinta her..." He berkata softly. "Is there anything I could do to make anda feel better?" Skipper asked him. "I dunno, Skipper. I just wanna be alone..." Skipper gave him a sad smile, then had an idea. He patted Kowalski lightly on the back a couple lebih times then left his lab.

"Oh dear...poor Kowalski..." Private berkata when Skipper told him and Rico the news. " 'oris an' Blowho'e...." Rico said...then gagged at the thought. "Ick, I know. To even think of that psycho having a girlfriend is just..." Skipper shivered once again at the thought. "What are we gonna do Skipper?" Private asked. "Well, young Private, we're gonna have to try to get Kowalski to forget about Doris. Give him other interests." Private and Rico smiled. Then Private's smile faded into concern. "But...how do we do that?" He asked. "Well, any time it looks like Kowalski's sad, atau he starts to talk about Doris, we change the subject to take his mind off of it." Rico hacked up some dynamite and smiled psychotically at Skipper. "Kaboom, KABOOM! HAHAHA!" He berkata looking up at the ceiling like a rock bintang at a sold out concert. Skipper slapped him. "No kaboom! There are many other ways we can get his mind off of Doris. Understood?" Skipper commanded. Rico re-swallowed the dynamite and hung his head in disappointment. He looked up at Skipper with begging eyes. "Las' resor'?" He asked. Skipper rolled his eyes. "Fine. But only at my say so." Rico perked back up slightly.

Just then Kowalski came out of his lab wiping away a few tears. The team immediately went up to him. Private was the first to speak. "Hey Kowalski! Any new ideas for inventions in that noggin of yours?!" He asked happily. "How about we go out for snow cones!" Skipper berkata enthusiastically. Kowalski rolled his eyes. "I know what anda all are doing and I appreciate it but I'm just not in the mood." Kowalski said. "What do ya mean anda know what we're doin'? I just wanna get some snow cones with my favorit soldier!"
"HEY!" Private and Rico berkata simultaneously. Skipper darted a glare at them and mouthed 'Shut up and just go with it!'
"Look Skipper I know you're just trying to get my mind off of Doris." Kowalski told him. "What? No! What makes anda think that!?" Skipper asked. "Because I heard your conversation. These walls aren't two feet thick anda know." Kowalski told him. "Oh. Well we're just tryin' to help! Not only do I need my men sharp and alert, anda need to try to get over her." Skipper told him. Kowalski sighed. "Please Kowalski! Let us help you!" Private asked. "Yeah!" Rico exclaimed. "OK. Fine. I'll try." Kowalski told them. Unfortunately for the penguins, King Julien was eavesdropping the whole time and at that moment he jumped down into the penguins habitat. "Hello! Slap happy penguins! I could not help but overhear your little 'love' problem." Julien berkata as he approached Kowalski. "Ringtail! What are anda doing here! Can't anda go mind your own business!?" Skipper shouted at Julien with an annoyed tone. "Ah, but this is the business I should be minding! Do anda not know that I am an expert with the affairs of the heart?" Julien told them. "Ringtail...Just go!" Skipper commanded. Julien ignored him and looked at Kowalski. "You are going to get over this mammal ikan lady...and I will help! HAHA!" Julien told him. "Why do anda wanna help anyway Ringtail?" Skipper asked. "Ugh! Must I be telling anda over and over! I am an expert in the affairs of the heart!" Julien told him in an annoyed tone. Skipper rolled his eyes as Kowalski spoke to Julien. "But anda don't understand anyway! Do anda realize how hard it is to get over someone after you've loved them for so long!?" Kowalski asked. "I haven't loved the ikan lady..." Kowalski slapped his flipper to his forehead. "That's not what I meant!" He muttered. Now Skipper was really upset. Julien had annoyed them enough today. He took his arm and led him out. "Hey! Be letting go of your King! How daring of you!" Julien said, but Skipper had him outside the door and he slammed it in his face.

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