pinguin, penguin of madagascar Article: Another conversation with dumb Kowalski

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posted by SuperRico

Another conversation with dumb Kowalski

Private: Okay, Kowalski. We need to get anda smart again. Baby steps, okay?

Kowalski: What is a baby step? Is it like, a baby stepping? What is a baby?

Private: This is going to be harder than I thought.

15 menit later…

Private: No, I berkata watermelon! Not gallon of water!

Kowalski: What is a watergellon?

Private: I berkata WATERMELON!!!

Kowalski: Oh, watermelon. What is a watermelon?

Private: A semangka is a fruit. It is juicy and a treat for humans.

Kowalski: Who is humans?

Private: As explained oleh smarter you, a human is the highest living life form.

Kowalski: I thought we were talking about watergellons?

Private: *sigh*

10 menit later…

Kowalski: LALALALA!!

Private: Stop it!

Kowalski: Keep doing it? Okay. LALALALA!!

Private: No I berkata stop it! Don't do it again!

Kowalski: What's dat? * points to clock*

Private: That's a clock.

Kowalski: Click what?

Private: Aahhrrgg! I give up! * walks away*

Kowalski: If I had lips I'd ciuman myself.

*Private is with Skipper and Rico*

Skipper: How did anda do?

Private: Not so well.

Skipper: Well, looks like it's time for Rico's plan.

Private: I don't think so, Skipper.

Skipper: Rico, batter up.

Private: Oh, no.

Rico: * spits up bats* *takes one*

Skipper: * takes the other bat*

Skipper and Rico: * runs over to Kowalski and hopelessly hits him with the bats*

Kowalski: Ow. *gets hit* Ow. * gets hit* Ow. * gets hit* OW! *gets hit* Break. *gets hit* I berkata break! *gets hit* Ow.

Private: That must hurt.

Kowalski: Don't worry, wall! We will meet again! *gets hit* Ow.

Private: D:

Kowalski: *gets hit* Save me, Mommy! * gets hit* Ow.

Mother-of-PoM, Nachtgeschichte and 7 others like this

CuteCuddly LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

peacebaby7 THAT WAS SO FUNNY!! LOL!! GREAT JOB!!! HAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!

1kowalskilover lol XD if i had lips i'd kiss myself what was that kowalski XD kowalski u realize your mom's in antartica

NintendoPenguin AWESOMENESS. THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY.

Kowalskyman1 alas kowalskis smarts, my old freind i knew him well

peacebaby7 If I had lips I'd kiss myself . . . Pft!!! XD

I am in the PoM World. Chapter 6.

posted by CuteCuddly

*Skipper's PoV*

We arrive at BLowhole's base shortly. We park the pink, girly car a few feet away and enter the base. Blowhole rides out of the darkness.
"Come and see them," he smirks.

We follow him through a long, dark corridor. Doors on each side of the walls. I shudder to think what torturous devices lie behind each steal slab.

Blwohole finally stops at the end of the hall-way. He grins as he opens the door and leads us into the darkness. He flips a switch on the dinding and lights turn on.

We see Kiva and Private sitting in one cage, and CC lying in another. Kowalski has a closer look at her and...

Battle across Four Dementions Prologue

posted by Penguinator

Prologue

It is a beautiful afternoon in Paris, where the master thief Sly Cooper, was making his way to steal the Yellow Diamond of China. Someone, however, had other plans for the Master thief and his gang. “Help, he’s attacking, he’s attack…” The binocucom then cut off, making Bentley and Murray fear the worst. “Murray, we have to save Sly! He is…” Bentley then collapses on the floor. “Okay, good luck getting the Murr…” Murray then collapsed on the floor. Carmelita, who didn’t even know about the attack on Sly, Bentley, and Murray, then came into the hideout. “Hey,...

Trapped in the Canyon chapter 1

posted by kivamarie

the story starts with me outside sitting on the pohon menulis on my diary.

Me (writing my diary): Dear diary, most of everything has been crazy for me I just don't know why I keep getting hurt but somehow I keep on surviving really tough and brave in a way. is it because I've been watching too much survival stuff on TV? atau maybe it's because i got some kind of gift i have inside me? I guess I won't know.

that's where Skipper and Marlene showed up after I was done menulis my diary.

Skipper and Marlene: hi Kiva.

Me: oh hey skipper, hi Marlene.

Marlene: what are anda doing Kiva?

Me: oh I been writing...

lost in the semak, semak, bush of Africa chapter 3

posted by kivamarie

the selanjutnya mourning.

Skipper: come on guys we got to keep moving.

Marlene: skipper just face it were lost in the middle of nowhere and Kiva is feeling weak.

Skipper: don't say that Marlene we will survive and Kiva will survive too.

Mort: my feet are burning!

Private: i know your feet are tired Mort but we need to keep going.

Me (weak): and trying very hard to stay alive.

Skipper: listen to me Kiva anda are a brave and tough mouse anda survived cheating death twice before anda gotta cheat death out of this one.

Me (weak): okay I'll try my best skipper.

then our luck change.

Private: skipper look.

Skipper: what...

Survival chapter 5

posted by kivamarie

the selanjutnya mourning I woke up that once again I slept well last night. then I notice that skipper was still asleep. so I got out my diary with a pen from my backpack and headed somewhere quiet.

Me: (writes something on my diary) Dear diary, it has been four days since I got here. four days yang lalu I woke up and I didn't know where I was. I realize now that I was in the rainforest when I try to get up my leg was broken I was scared and alone so I've tried to survive on my own but three days yang lalu I drank the dirty water and it made me ill and sick (holds my stomach with my hands) ugh (keeps on writing...

Penguins of the Carribean-Hells door

posted by SkippX101

The look of horror on their faces berkata it all, Skipper' face was bleeding, but he didn't notice... Considering 8 devil-tenticles were reaching out towards the girl he loved...

*March 20th... 5:30 a.m*
He could hear Rico snoring and Kowalski reciting pi. He was to cold to bother to open his eyes, until through his eyelids, he could see a glow. He hoisted himself up, and stumbled to the steel door, ready to slap Kowalski for waking him up. Instead, as soon as the door creaked open, he immediately realised that the glow wasn't from any of Kowalski's new inventions... It was actually from a old back-pack...

Penguins of the Carribean- Hell's door

posted by SkippX101

The look of horror on their faces berkata it all, Skipper' face was bleeding, but he didn't notice... Considering 8 devil-tenticles were reaching out towards the girl he loved...

*March 20th... 5:30 a.m*
He could hear Rico snoring and Kowalski reciting pi. He was to cold to bother to open his eyes, until through his eyelids, he could see a glow. He hoisted himself up, and stumbled to the steel door, ready to slap Kowalski for waking him up. Instead, as soon as the door creaked open, he immediately realised that the glow wasn't from any of Kowalski's new inventions... It was actually from a old back-pack...

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Haloween bite *Chapter 2*

posted by SkippX101

Skipper woke up...Starlite was staring at him, she was pale, her fringe was covering her one eye, but most disturbing of all she had fangs. "AHHH!!!" he scremed. "What is it Skipper! Oh wow...Starlite." Kowalsi was stunned. "Arrr..." Rico wolf-growled. "Haha, backatcha..." Starlite smiled, her voice sounded sweet, but anda could hear the evil rolling off of her tongue. The penguins looked at each-other, this was really strange behaviour...Especially from Starlite, who would normally have slapped Rico for growling. "Ummmm...Im gonna make coffee." Skipper berkata awekwardly."Its OK, ill make it Skipper."...

Sahara dessert valentine Chapter 1

posted by SkippX101

*Hey guys! Starlite is my only OC (penguin) And i thought i want 2 do something different! i cinta my music, so i decided that whenever there is a phrase in between --> * (stars) then its a phrase from a song! So in other words i will write the lyrics from a song in between the story! Some of the phrases will sound strange, but if anda listen 2 the song awhile anda read the story it might be pretty cool! Enjoy! *

It was a freezing cold winter hari in the central park zoo. All the binatang were trying to keep warm, the chimps were wearing mittens and scarfs, so were all the rest of the animals....

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What happend in our past...But you'r a girl!!! Chapter 3

posted by SkippX101

"Hey guys! I was just wondering...I haven't properly introduced myself yet.My name is Starlite, as Skipper might have added.My surname is my past and not to be mentiond.I origionally was from South Africa, but then they moved me to a zoo in london for a few years." berkata the Starlite (the new penguin) taking off her headphones, putting her book down and switching off her iPod.The confused and disgusted look on the penguins face's were not welcoming.She thought as fast as she could..."Ummm, is there something wrong?" She asked a little awkwardly."Oh nothing, we were just wondering what you'r...

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Blowhole's promise. Chapter 1

posted by SkippX101

It's a beautiful morning in centeral park zoo. The penguins had just finished their training exercises for the morning.

"Good workout men! That's all for toda- OWWW!!" Skipper berkata calmly, before a massive pain in his left shoulder occured. He had fallen on the floor, moaning in pain."SKIPPER!!!!" yelled Private...That was the last thing Skipper heard bfore a vision appeared.

It was a human girl, she was about 20 years old, she was wearing white, the only colourful thing she has on was a purple watch, she had snow-boarders goggles on. She was running through snow. Suddenly she stopped and turned...

Multi Universal Race (a POM fanfic) Chapter 3

posted by mostar1219

In the "Simpsons" universe
Marge: Alright, Homer, normally I'd say to slow down so we can avoid going over the line of safety, but i think we already crossed the line a couple of times!
Homer: Well, Bart, anda got your skateboard?
Bart: Right here, Dad.
Homer: Give us a boost. (Bart gets out of the car, ties his skateboard to the bumper, and rides the skateboard)
S: Rico, deploy chainsaw. (Rico hacks up a chainsaw)
K: I'll just attach it to this boomerang. (hacks up a boomerang and a rope, ties the chainsaw to the boomerang and throws it to a tree. The pohon falls down in front of team Simpson)
Homer:...

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Mrs Yellymertington! chapter 6: the reunion

posted by andresandru

We all sat at our positions, never expecting what came next, Rico was at the berang-berang habitat's top, kowalski was in the puncak, atas of the pohon in the gorila habitat, and I was at the puncak, atas of the clock tower.

"well, what do we have here?" I heard, we had stoped three androids she had maid, but this time, I didn't call the group, instead, I put in on the walkytalky

"yelly"

"skippy" she said, comiing near me "you aren't angry cause of what happened in brazil, are you?"

"no, I'm angry cause o-"

"WRONG ANSWER!" she tried to stab me, but she missed, I grabbed and threw the sword "I AM! anda LEFT ME TO DIE IN THAT...

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Mrs Yellymertington! chapter 5: the note

posted by andresandru

"AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" Private shouted, as he runned from where arlene was, he knew something, and Yellymertington knew he knew that, the real reason for Yelly at killing her best friend was: she tried to kill him, that's the reason of why the face is the one with the stab

"priiiiiiivaaaaaaaaaaaate!" Yelly called, Private had to get to the H.Q., he knew he was being folowed, oleh death.

"one lebih steps!" Private shouted almost entering pinguin, penguin habitat, but suddently everything went blank, he appeared in the H.Q., in a table, at the midle of the room.

"what?" he asked, he saw his belly, he saw a blank...

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Happy Birthday Arlene! Chapter 3

posted by SkippX101

"OK Arlene, stop and open you'r eyes...", Skipper berkata gently as he uncoverd his flippers from here eyes. "WOW!...Im outside...And i haven't gone crazy!! Skipper anda cured me!!" berkata M/arlene, turning around and giving Skipper a hug. "No...No prob Arlene", Skipper berkata starteld and also giving her a hug back.

King Julian, Mort and Maurice were sitting in a pohon nearby. King julian was holding Mort upside-down, while Mort held two glass bottels in front of King Julians eyes. "Maurice, the bi-nocunarles are not of the working!!", King Julian yelled throwing the bottles and Mort from the tree."Binoculars,...

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Skilight (chapter 1)

posted by EppofangirlXD

I sighed in the darkness of the small, wooden crate. A sudden jerk from the truck made me bang my head on the side of the crate. I groaned in annoyance, but remembered my promise and sighed again. Maybe this hadn't been such a good idea, but I knew I had to, and I wasn't backing out now.

It had been 'The Day'. My goodbye party had looked lebih like a funeral in my old home, the berang-berang habitat in the California Aquarium. My wooden peti kayu, peti had been waiting for me at the side of the habitat, and I had been staring into it.

"Are anda sure?" My mother, Helen, who was standing right beside me, had sniffed....

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The Penguins of Reality TV Part 4

posted by RockOnPoM

*Skipper wakes up and sees King Julien*
Skipper: Ringtail.... why'd anda wake me up?
Julien: Because, Skipper! We're going to spy on the other teams!
Skipper: What?
Julien: Yeah! Don't anda want to win?
Skipper: Well, I would like to see what that Kitty person is up to....
Julien: Alright! Lets be going now!
*Skipper and Julien look into the window of Team TP's cabin*
Skipper: I'm not sure about this Ringtail..... they're sleeping!
Julien: What? Oh, right. All I wanted to do was put they're hands in a bowl of cold water!
Skipper: What?? Okay. Ringtail, i'm going back to bed. Goodnight.
Julien: Well fine!...

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The Past part 1.

posted by ImAnEasel

This is my first ever article, just so anda know. Enjoy! (Sorry about the lack of humour.)

Nigel (named after his uncle) still had most of his baby feathers when he was shipped to the Central Park Zoo from England. Zookeeper Alice dumped his peti kayu, peti in the pinguin, penguin habitat, opened it and left it there.
Nigel saw five penguins. They all looked rather surprised when they saw him. One, the detik tallest, took out a note pad and began to scribble something on it.
"What's your name, soldier?" Asked a short pinguin, penguin with an unusually flat head.
"Nigel."
"Well, Nigel, anda can call me Skipper. This is Rico."...

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Mrs Yellymertington! chp 2: she'll be yelly

posted by andresandru

selanjutnya morning 10:00 am...

skipper woke up, feeling dizzy, strange and confused, he remembered last ninght, and then thought on what happened on brazil....

"wow, looks like someone doesn't feel really good" Private berkata sarcasticly as he let out a small grin which the other 3 penguins could not see

"sorry Skipper, but after what happened last night, we thought anda shoud sleep more" kowalski pointed out

Skipper let out a large yawn and looked at them, then, he answered "don't worry actually, I was thinking on making this a free day!" he said, trying o hide his anger with a small false smile

he left...

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DR.BLOWHOLE RETURNS PART2

posted by ally11

Private:LET ME GO
Blowhole:why?
Private:because I am missing the LUNACORNS!!!
blowhole:u cinta the lunacorns? I cinta the LUNACORNS
Private:NO WAY!
(they'd watched the lunacorns)
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(back at the HQ)
skipper:PRIVATE!!!!!!!!!
Kowalski:guys I have something to say
Rico:what?
Kowalski:I-I-I- cinta PRIVATE
skipper:what about doris?
Kowalski:I berkata that to make private jeouls
Skipper:whoa did not see that caming
(at blowhole's lair)
Blowhole:WHY?DID U FORGOT PRISSCES SHARES A LOTS BIRTHDAY
Private:Aww commical
Blowhole:awww Harry potter u suck hope u die in the last movie YEAH VOLDY!
private:Harry potter is amazing
(back at the HQ)
Kowalski:TELL HER RON TELL HER THAT U LOVE-
(skipper slaps Kowalski)
Skipper:Kowalski! Stop watching this Harry potter movies-oh which one are u watching?
Kowalski:deathly hallows part 1
Skipper:oh did u hear that part 2 comes out selanjutnya tahun
Kowalski:OH YEAH GO HARRY!!!
Rico:.............?