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I was sitting on a bench in the park. I was doing nothing but looking around me. Then, Officer X comes by.
Officer X: hey you!
Me: Oh no, not anda again.
Officer X: anda know, anda and your pinguin, penguin friends still didn't finish me off!
Me: Excuse me? I think I finished anda off in our last fight!
Officer X: Well, anda fellas better watch your backs. I'll be on anda like sweet and asam sauce on chicken!
Me: (thoughts) Don't harm him, don't harm him. If the penguins can deal with him, I can, too.
Officer X: Oh, what's wrong? Afraid to take me on? Giving up because those penguins aren't around? (laughing)
Me: (growls, punches Officer X in the stomach, kicks him in the back, grabs him oleh the neck collar, and flings him in the lake) Satisfied? (seeing surprised looks on the faces of some people and running away)
Later
At the HQ
S: That kick's becoming very powerful, David.
K: Yea, nice work.
David: Thanks guys. Oh, Dad, do anda know where Mom is?
K: I haven't seen her since she went to take her walk in the park, David.
Mastique: anda don't think something happened, do you?
K: Oh, Mastique, it's not like she went to Hoboken.
Mastique: (phone rings and she answers) Hello? What? Why? Alright, I'll tell him. (hangs up)
K: Was that Monique?
Mastique: Yes, she berkata to turn on the news and hurry. She sounded really upset. (Rico turns on the news)
Chuck Charles: Apparently, a teenager is berkata to have attacked a New York resident and flung him in the lake. Sir, if the attacker is watching, do anda have a message?
Officer X: Yes. This isn't over, punk! I will get anda and your little friends, too!
S: Woah! Officer X really had what was coming to him!
P: Sounds like that attacker must've been Monique.
K: Mastique, let me see your phone. (Mastique tosses her phone to Kowalski and he dials me) Hello?
Me: (crying tone) Kowalski?
K: Monique, what happened with Officer X?
Me: Kowalski, my anger has come back to haunt me. I don't know how to put this, but you're married to a monster.
K: Why call yourself a monster?
Me: Trust me. You'll fear me once anda know. (hangs up and cries)
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NOT EDITED oleh ME. LETS GET THAT STRAIGHT. :) So...I like weirdly-edited video like YouTube Poops. What's cool about this one is that some of the jokes actually seem like ones that would be in the show.
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