Skipper, Rico, Private, Mastique, and David are playing cards and occupying their time in different ways while Kowalski and I are working in the lab.
P: Man, Kowalski and Monique have been in there for 3 hours now.
Mastique: Seems like their definitely working on something important.
S: (sarcastically) Yea, "working".
David: What are anda saying, Skipper?
S: Oh, nothing, David, just the fact that they might be saying that they're working when they are actually making out.
Mastique: Why would anda think they're making out?
S: My gut says they are probably messing around in there. (Kowalski and I come out of the lab)
K: Finally, we're complete!
S: Oh, anda two finished making out, already?
Me: (blushing) What are anda talking about, Skipper? Plus, if we were, hypathetically, it was Kowalski's idea.
P: What were anda two working on, anyway?
K: Well, remember when Jiggles went all haywire?
S: How on earth could we forget your monstrosity?
Me: Well, we did some modifications to that problem. It was almost like magic mixed with science.
K: Like Nicholas Flammel. So, I'm glad to say good bye to Jiggles the expernentially growing creature and hello to Jiggles Greensburg! (a green teenage boy comes through the lab door)
Jiggles: hey guys, do some of anda remember me?
P: Jiggles! Is that you?
Jiggles: Yes, Private, it's me. And, sorry about drinking your jus that day.
S: Hang on, how do we know this isn't some kind of illusion?
Jiggles: Just like the Dark Knight, Skipper, anda can't trust anyone. So, what else has been going on?
K: As anda guys can see, Jiggles is functioning like a human now.
Me: So, now he can eat without the growth issue, but has some abnormal abilities, too. (Mastique, David, and Jessica come in preparing to fight)
David: Alright, intruder, what gives anda the right to infultrate this HQ?
Jiggles: Oh, they must be David, Mastique, and Jessica, right?
K: It's okay, guys. This is Jiggles.
Mastique: Didn't he eat anda that one time?
S: He did? No wonder anda snapped out of it, Kowalski.
Me: Please, he'd rather not talk about it.
P: Well, then, how do anda know what happened?
Me: I saw what happened and i refuse to talk about it.
Jiggles: (looking at Jessica) So, I'm Jiggles.
Jessica: Yea, anda seem pretty interesting.
Jiggles: Well, I better take an actual walk in the zoo.
Jessica: Mind if I come with you?
Jiggles: Oh, I don't mind. (Jiggles and Jessica leave)
P: Now what's gotten into them?
Me: I think Jiggles just found his first ever crush. (giggles)
K: Jiggles having a crush? Let me check my abucus. (Kowalski pushes the beads on his abucus) According to my calculations, you're right, Monique.
Outside the HQ
Jiggles: So, if Mastique's your mother, Jessica, then who's your father?
Jessica: Well...
Julien: (yelling from kubung, pukang habitat) Hey, Jessica, who's this new dude right selanjutnya to you?
Jiggles: Julien? Don't anda recognize me?
Julien: Not sure.
Mort: Looks like the same color as the jeli man that sucked up my mango.
Jiggles: Oh, speaking of which, Mort, catch this. (throws a bag of mangos at Mort)
Mort: Yay, multiple mangos! Thank you, jeli man!
Jiggles: No problem. Also, sorry about eating anda that night, Julien.
Julien: So, it is you!
Jessica: But, he's changed, Dad. anda don't have to be scared! No offense, Jiggles.
Jiggles: Don't worry, I know why I was feared in the past.
Jessica: That's where attitude adjustment comes in, right?
Jiggles: Yep. Do anda want to get some snowcones.
Jessica: Sure. Just to be fair, I'll pay.
In the park
Jiggles: Wow, I've never been outside the zoo before.
Jessica: Yea, Grandma Monique and Granddad Kowalski usually come out here, in the lab, atau on puncak, atas of the zoo walls whenever they want some quality alone time.
Jiggles: Does, um, this count as quality alone time for us?
Jessica: (blushing) Oh, I'm not sure. Do anda want it to?
Jiggles: Not sure.(licks snowcone and gets some on his face)
Jessica: Umm, you've got some daging babi asap, bacon snowcone on your face.
Jiggles: Oh. Heh heh. Hey, anda know what we should do?
Jessica: Create hotsnowzels?
Jiggles: Yep. (they both set up the trap like on "I Know Why The Caged Bird Goes Insane" and the trap succeeds)
Later
Jiggles: Wow, that's the first food combination that I've ever tried.
Jessica: It's pretty crazy. And I've seen Grandma Monique put carrot sticks in a sandwich. So, what are anda planning to do now that you're human, Jiggles?
Jiggles: Well, Jessica, it's gonna be a tough decision. Maybe I might take things slow when it comes to decision making.
Jessica: Yea. I had a really great time with you.
Jiggles: Yea, same here. anda know, you're the first girl I've met that isn't taken.
Jessica: (giggles) You're really funny. For decision making, are anda planning on being with someone in particular?
Jiggles: Well there is one. (giggles and looking at Jessica)
Jessica: (thinking) As I've heard, if a guy is staring at a girl's lips, it means he wants to ciuman her. (Jiggles and Jessica come closer and then they kiss)
Jiggles: Hmm, so that's what a ciuman feels like. (smiles)
Jessica: Yea, this is my first kiss, too. Well, we should get back to the zoo.
Jiggles: Right.
At the HQ
K: So, Jiggles, how was your time with Jessica?
Jiggles: It was great.
S: What do anda know? The beast finally has someone that can tame him. (laughs)
Jiggles: Oh, anda guys have your jokes. Oh, and I had my first ciuman with her. (Skipper does a spit take on Jiggles's face)
P: Congradulations.
Me: Well, maybe anda should continue your "human" style atau whatever you're planning on doing and see how things go. It might take a while to process.
S: Like with us finding out that Officer X and Officer Y were really Charles Xavier and Juggernaut?
Me: Exactly.
Jiggles: (mumbling) Until tomorrow, my sweet Jessica.
P: Man, Kowalski and Monique have been in there for 3 hours now.
Mastique: Seems like their definitely working on something important.
S: (sarcastically) Yea, "working".
David: What are anda saying, Skipper?
S: Oh, nothing, David, just the fact that they might be saying that they're working when they are actually making out.
Mastique: Why would anda think they're making out?
S: My gut says they are probably messing around in there. (Kowalski and I come out of the lab)
K: Finally, we're complete!
S: Oh, anda two finished making out, already?
Me: (blushing) What are anda talking about, Skipper? Plus, if we were, hypathetically, it was Kowalski's idea.
P: What were anda two working on, anyway?
K: Well, remember when Jiggles went all haywire?
S: How on earth could we forget your monstrosity?
Me: Well, we did some modifications to that problem. It was almost like magic mixed with science.
K: Like Nicholas Flammel. So, I'm glad to say good bye to Jiggles the expernentially growing creature and hello to Jiggles Greensburg! (a green teenage boy comes through the lab door)
Jiggles: hey guys, do some of anda remember me?
P: Jiggles! Is that you?
Jiggles: Yes, Private, it's me. And, sorry about drinking your jus that day.
S: Hang on, how do we know this isn't some kind of illusion?
Jiggles: Just like the Dark Knight, Skipper, anda can't trust anyone. So, what else has been going on?
K: As anda guys can see, Jiggles is functioning like a human now.
Me: So, now he can eat without the growth issue, but has some abnormal abilities, too. (Mastique, David, and Jessica come in preparing to fight)
David: Alright, intruder, what gives anda the right to infultrate this HQ?
Jiggles: Oh, they must be David, Mastique, and Jessica, right?
K: It's okay, guys. This is Jiggles.
Mastique: Didn't he eat anda that one time?
S: He did? No wonder anda snapped out of it, Kowalski.
Me: Please, he'd rather not talk about it.
P: Well, then, how do anda know what happened?
Me: I saw what happened and i refuse to talk about it.
Jiggles: (looking at Jessica) So, I'm Jiggles.
Jessica: Yea, anda seem pretty interesting.
Jiggles: Well, I better take an actual walk in the zoo.
Jessica: Mind if I come with you?
Jiggles: Oh, I don't mind. (Jiggles and Jessica leave)
P: Now what's gotten into them?
Me: I think Jiggles just found his first ever crush. (giggles)
K: Jiggles having a crush? Let me check my abucus. (Kowalski pushes the beads on his abucus) According to my calculations, you're right, Monique.
Outside the HQ
Jiggles: So, if Mastique's your mother, Jessica, then who's your father?
Jessica: Well...
Julien: (yelling from kubung, pukang habitat) Hey, Jessica, who's this new dude right selanjutnya to you?
Jiggles: Julien? Don't anda recognize me?
Julien: Not sure.
Mort: Looks like the same color as the jeli man that sucked up my mango.
Jiggles: Oh, speaking of which, Mort, catch this. (throws a bag of mangos at Mort)
Mort: Yay, multiple mangos! Thank you, jeli man!
Jiggles: No problem. Also, sorry about eating anda that night, Julien.
Julien: So, it is you!
Jessica: But, he's changed, Dad. anda don't have to be scared! No offense, Jiggles.
Jiggles: Don't worry, I know why I was feared in the past.
Jessica: That's where attitude adjustment comes in, right?
Jiggles: Yep. Do anda want to get some snowcones.
Jessica: Sure. Just to be fair, I'll pay.
In the park
Jiggles: Wow, I've never been outside the zoo before.
Jessica: Yea, Grandma Monique and Granddad Kowalski usually come out here, in the lab, atau on puncak, atas of the zoo walls whenever they want some quality alone time.
Jiggles: Does, um, this count as quality alone time for us?
Jessica: (blushing) Oh, I'm not sure. Do anda want it to?
Jiggles: Not sure.(licks snowcone and gets some on his face)
Jessica: Umm, you've got some daging babi asap, bacon snowcone on your face.
Jiggles: Oh. Heh heh. Hey, anda know what we should do?
Jessica: Create hotsnowzels?
Jiggles: Yep. (they both set up the trap like on "I Know Why The Caged Bird Goes Insane" and the trap succeeds)
Later
Jiggles: Wow, that's the first food combination that I've ever tried.
Jessica: It's pretty crazy. And I've seen Grandma Monique put carrot sticks in a sandwich. So, what are anda planning to do now that you're human, Jiggles?
Jiggles: Well, Jessica, it's gonna be a tough decision. Maybe I might take things slow when it comes to decision making.
Jessica: Yea. I had a really great time with you.
Jiggles: Yea, same here. anda know, you're the first girl I've met that isn't taken.
Jessica: (giggles) You're really funny. For decision making, are anda planning on being with someone in particular?
Jiggles: Well there is one. (giggles and looking at Jessica)
Jessica: (thinking) As I've heard, if a guy is staring at a girl's lips, it means he wants to ciuman her. (Jiggles and Jessica come closer and then they kiss)
Jiggles: Hmm, so that's what a ciuman feels like. (smiles)
Jessica: Yea, this is my first kiss, too. Well, we should get back to the zoo.
Jiggles: Right.
At the HQ
K: So, Jiggles, how was your time with Jessica?
Jiggles: It was great.
S: What do anda know? The beast finally has someone that can tame him. (laughs)
Jiggles: Oh, anda guys have your jokes. Oh, and I had my first ciuman with her. (Skipper does a spit take on Jiggles's face)
P: Congradulations.
Me: Well, maybe anda should continue your "human" style atau whatever you're planning on doing and see how things go. It might take a while to process.
S: Like with us finding out that Officer X and Officer Y were really Charles Xavier and Juggernaut?
Me: Exactly.
Jiggles: (mumbling) Until tomorrow, my sweet Jessica.
Heyllo, fanguins. Listen, I've been thinking a bit. I know a good amount of us have moved on beyond being fanguins (definitely have myself onto the youtube fandom), yet we still haven't forgotten that being fanguins was our thing. I was thinking, if some are still able to on youtube, maybe we can all make our own fanguin related video to put in a big playlist to tampil that we are still here, maybe kinda like a digital time capsule sort of thing. Since the Penguinfest thing crumbled before it could even begin, this could be like a way for us to still reconnect. So, what do anda guys think if anda can make sense of it?