Battle of New Orleans, In 1814

Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with pelangi Dash, and we were going to pindah into a very nice house oleh a cupcake factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

Rainbow Dash: *Putting bags into the bagasi, batang of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
Rainbow Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
Rainbow Dash: *Closes trunk* What anda really want...

(earlier)
Trevor: Is this really nesseary? 
Pinkie/Pinkamena: Coarse it is. anda been my owner all this time, and haven't even seen my show.
Trevor: Fine., but if this turns me into a bitch, your never hear the end of i-.
(brainwash sounds) 
Voice: anda are now watching my little pony.
Trevor: (hyponotized) I m now watching my little pony
Audience: (laughs) 
voice: My little pony is the greatest tampil anda ever seen. Except maybe family guy.
Trevor: (still brainwashed) My little pony is the greatest tampil I ever seen. Except maybe Family guy.
Audience: (laughs) 
Voice: anda will recommend my little pony...

EPISODE 1:
Man: (Cleaning a red Bodhi truck, witch is Trever's tradition car in the game).
Trevor: (comes in, wearing his traditional white t-shirt and sweat pants) Hey. Nice car man.
Man: Jee. Thanks mister..
Trevor: Say. Wanna see something, (gives the man a acak magazine).
Man: (camera zoomed up on him) What am I suppose to do with this!? 
Trevor: (shown in the car when the camera zoomed back out) It's suppose to distract anda as I steal your car.
Audience: (laughs and claps),
Man: (angrily) Hey! 
Trevor: (driving off) anda just been T-Jacked, bitch! 
Audience: (cheers at this)  

Trevor: (still...