Filipino Boys dance single ladies

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

Drink 'till she's cute, but stop before the wedding

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

Early bird gets the worm, but the detik mouse gets the cheese

I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol

I intend to live forever - so far, so good

I cinta defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy

If barbie is so popular, why do anda have to buy her friends?

If anda ain't makin' waves, anda ain't kickin' hard enough!

Mental backup...

Answers to 5 of the toughest pertanyaan women ask...

There are five things that women should never, ever ask a guy, according to an artikel in an issue of Sassy magazine.

The five pertanyaan are:

1 - "What are anda thinking?"
2 - "Do anda cinta me?"
3 - "Do I look fat?"
4 - "Do anda think she is prettier than me?"
5 - "What would anda do if I died?"

What makes these pertanyaan so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answered properly, which is to say dishonestly. For example:



1 - "What are anda thinking?" The proper answer to this question,...