Tis is BS -_-

To My Dearest Wife,

During the past year, I have attempted to make cinta to anda 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days. The following is a daftar of why I didn't succeed lebih often:

We will wake the kids - 54 times

It's too late - 15 times

I'm too tired - 42 times

It's too early - 12 times

It's too hot - 18 times

Pretending to be asleep - 31 times

The neighbors will hear - 9 times

Headache atau backache - 26 times

Sunburn - 10 times

Your mother will hear us - 9 times

Not in the mood - 21 times

Watching the late tampil - 17 times

Too sore - 26 times

New hairdo...

Just goes to tampil how differently men and women look at things...

HER DIARY

Saturday night I thought he was akting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all hari long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong he berkata nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He berkata it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way halaman awal I...