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posted by Bdavisbrookeme

Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"...
Bad girls say, "what's for breakfast?"

Good girls never go after another girl's man...
Bad girls go after him AND his brother.

Good girls wear white cotton panties...
Bad girls don't wear any.

Good girls wax their floors...
Bad girls wax their bikini lines.

Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot...
Bad girls make it hot oleh loosening a few buttons.

Good girls make chicken for dinner...
Bad girls make reservations.

Good girls blush during bedrooms scenes in movies...
Bad girls know they could do better.

Good girls never consider sleeping with the boss...
Bad girls never do either, unless he's very, very rich.

Good girls believe you're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls...
Bad girls believe that anda are fully dressed with JUST a strand of pearls.

Good girls cinta Italian food...
Bad girls cinta Italian waiters.

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Most Embarrassing

posted by Bdavisbrookeme

The following are the puncak, atas four winners from a "Most Embarrassing Moments" contest:

1. "While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other adults. I told her that if she did not start behaving 'right now,'
she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and berkata in a voice just as threatening, 'If anda don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw anda ciuman Daddy's pee-pee last night!' The silence was deafening after this...

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Pinja Teletubbies :D

added by mtoll4

Source: foto from you, stolen oleh me!

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29 Annoying Ways to Order pizza

posted by mollyx365

Because we all cinta pizza so what`s lebih fun than being annoying while ordering it?

29 Annoying Ways to Order a Pizza

1. Start the conversation with "My call to (Pizza Place), take one... and... ACTION!"

2. If using a touch-tone phone, press acak numbers while ordering. Tell the person taking the order, "would anda please stop doing that...?"

3. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

4. Do not name your toppings; rather, spell them out.

5. Ask what the order taker is wearing.

6. Order 52 pepperoni slices arranged in a fractal pattern following from an equation anda are...

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Cat's bday presents

added by Ivison

Source: meeeeee

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acak

added by Bdavisbrookeme

Source: Lots Of Jokes

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Hangover Ratings

posted by Bdavisbrookeme

Does any of this sound somewhat familiar?

1 bintang hangover *

No pain. No real feeling of illness.. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving anda a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that anda are able to function relatively well. However, anda are still parched. anda can drink 10 bottles of water and still feel this way. Even vegetarians are craving a cheeseburger, burger keju and a side of fries.

2 bintang hangover **

Slight headache. Don't feel sick, but something is definitely amiss. anda may look okay but anda have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler. The coffee anda chug to...

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Chimp raping a frog, EWWWW

added by mtoll4

POOR FROG! OMFG

video

awesome

youtube

acak

pinja

lmao

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Happy birthday Dawn ♥

added by anetted

Source: Me

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Shamone || FOTM interview with Cat {Who's Bad}

posted by ritergrl

1. anda WON! How do anda feel?
I did! =D
I feel amazing and SO happy that people think I deserve this for some reason. =’] <3

Honestly, it’s all your fault guys. I would never have anyone to talk to/make picks about if it wasn’t for all the Pinjas secara keseluruhan, keseluruhan awesomeness.

2. What would anda say the secret to your Pinja success is?
Oh well. Since anda asked so nicely, I will tell everybody the key to my success. xD

The truth is that I hire stalkers and make them menggerutu, jalang about us when I’m around. Then I’m always present when the drama happens. =P
.....
Nahh, there’s really no secret....

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acak (south park mexican) song! Pinja theme song? ;)

posted by Bdavisbrookeme

Stay on your grind (oh I know I know I anda know)
Stay on your grind (my people)
Stay on your grind (everybody)
Stay on your grind (and can anda feel me yeah)

[Verse 1]
Hustlas
Dont give a fuckstas
And we smoke like broke down mufflas
Paint pictures
Write scriptures
At the beach
30 deep riding ninjas
Smoke a owl I cant go without it
Me and my crew we always joke about it
In the back of the tour bus
With a gorgeous
Little ho just fucking all four of us
The game Lord its the drugs and fast hoes
Hotels with the beds with brass poles
Sip gallons
Cant keep my balance
I'ma have to shine like the boy Ritchie Valens
Iced...

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Murphy's Other Fifteen Laws

posted by isabelle_905

From an email.

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until anda hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.

4. A hari without sunshine is like, well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live oleh the sword get shot oleh those who don't.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime anda have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

9. It is berkata that if anda line up...

1 bulan and 15 days left

added by mtoll4

Source: funcakes

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Happy Bday S!

added by livelovelaugh

Source: meee

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Pinjas Secret Santa

added by dermer4ever

Source: Me

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WOW...Lovely interview with AMAZING Tool aka my daughter!

posted by Georgia93

OMG. What could be better than interviewing Obama? That’s right, people. Interviewing Tool. She’s much lebih interesting after all..like DUH! HAHAHA Congrats baby. It was about freaking time anda won. Anyway..I’ll cut the crap and start with the questions.
PS: If this interview doesn’t get at LEAST 10 comments, anda all will be burned.

1How do anda feel that anda finally won?
How I feel? I feel MegaSuperFantasticAwesomeAndsofuckingCOOL!

2.Do anda think the Pinjas will ever be like they were? Like..not dead?

Well, lately it has been dead, BUT thats because people are so busy, which is totally...

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nickelback Photograph Parody

added by Leyton4ever

lmao

video

awesome

musik

youtube

acak

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To Radi XD

added by kristine95

Source: Me and my friend

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romanian humor

added by lucysmileyface

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Period Euphemisms

posted by Bdavisbrookeme

AH!

Sometimes a lebih discreet euphemism for "being on your period" is preferable, such as...

Miss Scarlett's Come halaman awal to Tara

Trolling for Vampires

A Dishonorable Discharge from the Uterine Navy

Saddling Old Rusty

Feelin' Menstru-riffic!

Clean-Up in Aisle One

Massacre at the Y

T-Minus 9 Months and Holding

Game hari for the Crimson Tide

Panty Shields Up, Captain!

Taking Carrie to the Prom

Playing Banjo in Sgt. Zygote's Ragtime Band

Ordering l'Omelette Rouge

Arts and Crafts Week at Panty Camp

Rebooting the Ovarian Operating System

Aunt Flow is visiting