1.Give away something other then permen (etc toothpicks, golfballs , bags of sand)

2.Wait behind the door untill some people come. When they get near the door jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag, and yell "Trick atau Treat", look at them, scratch your head, and act confused.

3. Fill a tas kantor, tas with marbles and crackers. Write on it "TOP SECRET" in big letters. When trick atau treaters come look around suspiciously and say " its about time anda got here" give them the tas kantor, tas and quickly shut the door.

4. Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. When trick atau treaters come to your...

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