# Your computer malfunctions and you're looking around for McGee to fix it.
# The televisi network shows a promo for a re-screen and anda can name episode judul AND number.
# anda wander the convenience stores hoping to find Caff-Pow.
# anda have an overwhelming desire to head slap anyone who ticks anda off
# anda find yourself scanning bookstore shelves for a copy of "Deep Six"
# anda find yourself calling the office junior 'Probie'
# anda see everywhere someone who reminds anda of an ncis character, anda could swear they were their double, when they're probably nothing like them!
# anda actually consider a labah-labah, laba-laba web tattoo on your neck
# anda begin building a perahu in your basement just like the one Gibbs has
# anda super-glued your co-worker's fingers to his keyboard and then left the room
# anda look on the Internet for a Mighty mouse stapler
# anda postpone needed surgery because anda might still be under when the tampil comes on
# anda ask a bunch of nuns if anda can bowl with them
# anda take to drinking strong black sugarless pop oleh the gallon
# anda teeter on impossible stilettos
# anda confuse English expressions
# anda start talking to any dead creature
# anda talk to your PC, CD player, TV and all other forms of technology in your life
# anda hold conferences with your neighbours in the lift in your block of flats
# anda drive at breakneck speed ignoring traffic and traffic signs
# anda take to wearing a dog kerah with studs atau spikes instead of pearl necklaces
# anda dye your hair red
# You're convinced your life will be complete if only anda can obtain a farting hippo stuffed toy that anda can name Bart
# anda dye your hair black and wear it in pigtails
# anda become a Goth
# anda start wearing black lipstick
# anda have a penchant for long winded stories
# Your catchphrase becomes "D'ya think?" atau "On it boss!"
# anda write novels using your workmates as your sumber of inspiration
# anda get into forensic science
# Your favourite hat is a bright jeruk, orange beanie
# anda only notice young men who wear Italian designer label suits/footwear atau silver-haired blue-eyed men who buy their clothes from Sears
# anda start referring to water alat pendingin, pendingin gossip as 'scuttlebutt'
# anda refer to the loo/restroom as the 'head' -- and anda were never in the Navy
# anda talk about 'zulu time'
# anda 'profile' any potential friend/boyfriend/girlfriend/customer/neighbour
# anda insist that the detik B in your name stands for 'B******' - even if your name doesn't have a B in it!
# anda can eat cold pizza without your stomach churning
# anda can go on a frat holiday to Panama Beach
# anda have frat brothers even if anda haven't the foggiest what that is
# anda start threatening people that bug anda that you'll kill them 18 different ways with a paper clip, if they don't shut up.
# Take to calling men 'skirt chasers'
# Seriously look into getting color-contacts and try to copy the exact tint of Gibbs' eyes. [or which ever character floats your boat.]
# anda give up sunbathing to get that alabaster coloured skin
# anda sleep with a gun under your pillow
# anda give your lover honey dust
# anda take a liking to the smell of sawdust
# anda have problems using chopsticks when eating Chinese take-away
# The idea of building a perahu in your basement, even though anda will have no way to get it out of the basement when completed without demolishing several walls, seems like a sane, rational, intelligent thing to do.
# Drinking bourbon neat becomes your favourite tipple
# anda give up watching the 6 Nations Cup (rugby) to watch baseball
# Get your partner to wear comfortable loafers instead of Doc Martens
# anda start addressing people, particularly men, oleh their surname, dropping the 'mister' entirely.
# anda connect with kids when before you'd have run a mile
# anda become versed in ballistics
# anda become fascinated oleh military acronyms
# anda begin calling your boss "Director"
# anda call wild drivers "Zivas"
# anda discover anda can instill fear in people simply oleh glaring at them
# When a friend asks for support anda say 'on your six'
# anda think the FBI is inefficient
# anda consider anda and your lover having a quickie at the local morgue
# anda begin to wonder what sex in an armoured personnel carrier would be like.
# anda suddenly like men dressed in Gunnery Sergeant uniforms with atau without the cover (cap/hat)
# anda want your kids/lover/partner to carry a GPS chip about their person so they can be located at any time
# anda become a bomb disposal expert
# anda consider renaming your children/grandchildren Jethro and Abby
# anda spend most of your time reading/writing ncis Fiction on fan Fiction.Net. (guilty!)
# anda buy DVD copies of film that have ncis cast members in, even though they are film anda wouldn't normally watch. (guilty!)
# anda spend another large amount of your time membaca ncis Fiction on fan Fiction.Net and NCISArchive.Net
# anda get DVD copies of shows with ncis cast members even if anda don't like the shows
# anda rout anda Tube for interviews/snippets of berkata cast
# You're favourite car is a sedan
# anda have several duplicate mobiles/cellphones in case anda break one
# anda have a new respect for the Israeli Army--especially the female members
# anda call the outsourced staff at your office 'liaison' workers
# And if your big boss is female anda address her as Madam, Director, atau Ma'am
# anda refer to a stethoscope as a 'Rubber Ducky'
# The randy smart-aleck male in your office is nicknamed DiNozzo
# anda start calling your husband/significant other My little hairy butt.
# anda ask your husband/significant other to call anda Sweetcheeks instead of honey atau babe.
# anda head slap everyone close to anda who says/does something annoying.
# anda start akting out your fav scenes in your fav episodes
# anda call your friends/family ncis characters
# Any long winded speaker atau who frequently goes off at a tangent is affectionately called a Ducky
# anda begin to use "Elf Lord" as a pet name for your significant other (I don't currently have one, but I can assure anda it's my new favorit pet name)
# anda want to buy an old fashioned typewriter, regardless of whether atau not anda actually write
# anda hope to take up knife-throwing in the near future
# anda look for "Lo Ball" CDs in every electronics section anda visit and online stores like Amazon.com (guilty!)
# anda don't mind starting work at 7 in the morning (I'm usually in the office at 0630... what does that make me?)
# Having your weekend tanggal interrupted to do some urgent work
# anda komentar 'nice cover' to an elderly gentleman wearing an ncis hat. He proceeds to inform anda that it is not merely a prop, but one he received from his daughter who is an ncis agent! anda are thoroughly impressed and want to ask if she has another. (Thanks for letting us play in the TV version of your world, NCIS. Stay safe.)
# anda go to work with a cold and when co-workers suggest that anda see a doctor anda look for Ducky.
# anda start looking for DiNozzo, Kate, Gibbs and Col. Mann when anda see service members in uniform. (And DiNozzo among the Village People!)
# anda hit the Internet/library to find out what poison ivy looks like because anda don't want to end up like poor McGee. (You also find the proportions for the baking soda/vinegar paste, and/or keep a bottle of calamine lotion with anda at all times, just in case.)
# Your reason for never getting a cold is because no virus/germ/bug would dare to even get near anda - 'cos if Gibbs can get away with it, so can you
# anda try to imitate Gibbs' glare when people don't do what anda want when anda want in the way anda want.
# anda get really excited when anda find out anda grew up in the same town Mark Harmon's father was from!
# Every time anda see a Dodge Charger, anda look inside expecting to see Gibbs, Tony, McGee, and Ziva in the car.
# anda get a mini and drive Ziva-style (like a maniac)
# anda hunt perfume counters looking for one that smells like gunpowder atau bourbon (even though anda know Abby made them... anda still hope to get lucky).
# anda hunt for a cologne that smells like sawdust to give to your man (and anda wish Abby was around to create one for you).
# anda get up before human hours to get a promo DVD and then watch the one episode all day
# anda watch an old promo video for hours because there is a couple of detik of ncis in the 'all the shows' ad promo.
# The only prospective boyfriends you're interested in have silver hair and blue eyes who drink coffee like there was no tomorrow.
# anda realise mustang is not only a kind of horse but also a kind of car (you're doing extremely well when anda know it's a Ford)
# Your mobile ring tone is the ncis theme tune
# Your PC atau cellphone (mobile) wallpaper is one of the cast/whole cast
# Your PC screen saver has ncis scenes
# When anda say something rocks, you're not exactly talking about musik :-))
# anda realise not all geeks are nerds
# anda start blabbering on like Abby
# anda talk geek-speak, not English
# Friends/co-workers ask anda to translate geek-speak
# anda are suddenly bad at computers and all technology
# anda are suddenly good at computers and all technology
# anda decide to do computer classes to be lebih like McGee and Abby
# anda call technology doo-dah's
# anda find yourself getting angrier lebih easily
# anda get shy and stutter more
# anda want to be able to do everything that the cast can do (never mind the fact that they have stunt doubles!)
# anda are considering taking art classes so anda can sketch Tony {or whichever character} when they come on the screen.
# anda believe anda know everything there is to know about the Navy.
# anda ramble off a bit of computer terms, having no clue what they mean.
# anda cari high and low for a paint gun so anda can shoot your favourite toy in the head.
# anda watch every movie Tony mentions on the tampil for 2 reasons, either because anda are interested in the movie, atau simply because anda do everything that Tony says.
# anda seriously consider getting a coffin to sleep in.
# anda say your occupation is "making fan art and menulis fan fiction"
# anda take part in all the active threads on the site
# You've created about half the active threads on the site
# anda start listening to Israeli rap.
# anda make Mii's of all the ncis Characters on your Wii (Even Lee and Fornell)
# anda learn how to kill with a paper clip
# Your idea of computer maintenance is to continually hit it until it works.
# anda start calling everyone named Abigail, "Abbs" (I do this with my friend's daughter. --abbysciuto77)
# anda google gambar of female Israeli soldiers
# anda acquire an acute interest in the different post-mortem protocols
# anda discuss the pros and cons of the Scotland Yard and Virchow post-mortem protocols, likewise any of the others used
# anda hear something that anda swear is a quote from the tampil and whip out your dvd sets and watch until anda find that quote.
# anda start keeping an extra set of clothes at the office just in case
# anda call odd things in your life "hinky" (Guilty as charged!)
# anda call Mark Harmon/Jethro Gibbs atau any othersilver haired man in your life your "silver-haired fox"
# anda discover (or are reminded) that a "Gypsy" is an off the clock cab driver, not someone who tells fortunes and wears hoop earrings.
# anda get hubby/better half to wear a silver/steel ID bracelet like Gibbs'
# anda start wearing a silver/steel ID bracelet like Gibbs'
# Your whole family can quote ncis even though they've never seen it.
# anda know everything there is to know about all the characters - permanent and occasional
# When your teacher/boss/parent tells anda to do some small job atau chore, anda say "Ya know, most agencies have people to do these things."
# anda create a Sims family of the ncis cast
# anda think goth fashion is the most chic
# anda invent a role game of the series
# anda use this site banner for your own website/letter headings, etc.
# anda start Googling Ducky's stories to check for accuracy.
# anda spend a whole week reminding everyone anda know exactly how long it is until ncis is on next.
# anda think April 8, 2008 should be a holiday. (First new episode after the strike!! Yay!)
# When anda get smacked on the back of your head, and your first words are "Thank anda Boss!"
# anda have watched the Cast Interrogation video ten dozen times already since they came out Tuesday 8th
# You've learned their jawaban to those pertanyaan off pat
# anda sign up with all the online ncis sites
# anda can't stop posting on the ncis Wiki.
# anda dream about NCIS
# anda wear out your DVD and the discs, from re-running marathons
# anda read all these statements and answered at least one with "positive".
# You've willingly joined ncis Addicts Anonymous despite knowing there's no way out and the addiction only gets stronger
# Your German Shepherd is no longer called Rex but Jethro
# And if anda have a female German Shepherd anda will call her Jenny to keep it all in the family :-)
# anda start yelling at people who annoy anda "Bad McGee!"
# anda take your phone off the hook/switch your mobile to silent mode when watching an episode
# Family and friends know they must not call oleh phone/in person while you're watching an episode unless it's a pertanyaan of life and death, and even then ....
# anda become obsessed with what the scriptwriters have in store for the cast
# anda draw comics of NCIS.
# anda write 'I cinta NCIS' on any paper surface anda can find.
# Your friend can't stop talking about their crush and anda can't stop talking about NCIS.
# anda day/night dream NCIS
# anda can recognise the signature tune on the first bar
# Your mobile 'music' has Gibbs' voice, or
# Your mobile sms 'music' is Tony saying 'on it boss'
# anda organize your social life/holidays around the episode programming
# ncis addiction is your religion
# When where ever anda go anda swear anda saw one of the team
# You're convinced they're one of the family
# Any medical problem requires a detik opinion from Ducky
# If anda have a car accident atau industrial accident anda require Abby to do the loss adjustment/forensics before you're fully satisfied
# All your family pets are named after the cast members
# anda learn the ncis theme on the piano and/or other instruments and play it all the time
# anda think your other half looks handsome in a Hawaiian shirt
# anda think Hawaiian shirts are chic male fashion
# anda can dance to theme song of ncis and sit down the detik it ends
# anda always know the exact amount of time until the selanjutnya episode
# anda can't sleep thinking about who will die on the season finale
# anda spend class time/work time/time before anda go to sleep/time anda take to shampoo your hair dreaming up scenarios for the selanjutnya episode/your fan fiction. (i know i do)
# anda gabung all the internet forum extant on the series
# anda spend your spare time reviewing/adding/editing the contents on this Wiki
# anda spend the rest of the time thinking about how to improve this Wiki
# When anda gabung the ncis Wiki
# When anda sign up on this addiction page - there's no way out
# anda become a mainline addict when all the walls of your abode are covered floor to ceiling with photos, etc., of NCIS
# anda drink Starbuck coffee, even if anda don't like it (and anda drink it black and sugarless)
# anda think of ways to pindah this site up in the Wiki ranking
# anda imitate Gibbs' saying of 'Today -insert name here- with your friends and family when they're taking a long time in doing stuff(me and my dad do it all the time)
# anda name your computer McGee (i did it xD)
# Your ncis season cd sometimes gets all hinky because anda watch the season over and over again (guilty!)
# anda make a ncis poster and put it in your bedroom dinding atau consider looking at stores for a ncis poster (I currently don't have one... but I will. :D)
# anda spend hours on the internet just to find a tune with the song Tony sang in the episode 'Driven' (the one that starts with 'in my perspective...' and so on... the part when Tony went undercover near the restaurant that The Frog's people ate)
# anda drink stuff that makes anda hyper (guilty... xD)
# anda cut your hair so anda can look like Abby/any character anda like to imitate
# Your family sometimes calls anda 'Ziva'
# anda act like your fave character (guilty!)
# anda ask your classmates/friends/coworkers if they know NCIS
# Your computer is loaded with mostly ncis pics
# anda use terms from the tampil (for example, me and my family call a flash drive 'doodahs')
# anda wish anda had the ncis cap/McGee's typewriter/Abby's farting hippo/Ziva's skills/Gibb's boat/DiNozzo's highly expensive shoes (yeah... sometimes. :D)
# anda do everything humanly and non-humanly possible to push this Wiki up in the Wiki ratings anda trust your gut, even when everything else goes against it.
# anda trust your gut, lebih than facts atau figures.
# anda use 'hinky' to describe many things, even when people ask anda to repeat what anda say cause it sounds like something else.
# anda cry when anda don't hear Mark Harmon say " STAY TUNED FOR SCENES FROM OUR selanjutnya EPISODE"
# The televisi network shows a promo for a re-screen and anda can name episode judul AND number.
# anda wander the convenience stores hoping to find Caff-Pow.
# anda have an overwhelming desire to head slap anyone who ticks anda off
# anda find yourself scanning bookstore shelves for a copy of "Deep Six"
# anda find yourself calling the office junior 'Probie'
# anda see everywhere someone who reminds anda of an ncis character, anda could swear they were their double, when they're probably nothing like them!
# anda actually consider a labah-labah, laba-laba web tattoo on your neck
# anda begin building a perahu in your basement just like the one Gibbs has
# anda super-glued your co-worker's fingers to his keyboard and then left the room
# anda look on the Internet for a Mighty mouse stapler
# anda postpone needed surgery because anda might still be under when the tampil comes on
# anda ask a bunch of nuns if anda can bowl with them
# anda take to drinking strong black sugarless pop oleh the gallon
# anda teeter on impossible stilettos
# anda confuse English expressions
# anda start talking to any dead creature
# anda talk to your PC, CD player, TV and all other forms of technology in your life
# anda hold conferences with your neighbours in the lift in your block of flats
# anda drive at breakneck speed ignoring traffic and traffic signs
# anda take to wearing a dog kerah with studs atau spikes instead of pearl necklaces
# anda dye your hair red
# You're convinced your life will be complete if only anda can obtain a farting hippo stuffed toy that anda can name Bart
# anda dye your hair black and wear it in pigtails
# anda become a Goth
# anda start wearing black lipstick
# anda have a penchant for long winded stories
# Your catchphrase becomes "D'ya think?" atau "On it boss!"
# anda write novels using your workmates as your sumber of inspiration
# anda get into forensic science
# Your favourite hat is a bright jeruk, orange beanie
# anda only notice young men who wear Italian designer label suits/footwear atau silver-haired blue-eyed men who buy their clothes from Sears
# anda start referring to water alat pendingin, pendingin gossip as 'scuttlebutt'
# anda refer to the loo/restroom as the 'head' -- and anda were never in the Navy
# anda talk about 'zulu time'
# anda 'profile' any potential friend/boyfriend/girlfriend/customer/neighbour
# anda insist that the detik B in your name stands for 'B******' - even if your name doesn't have a B in it!
# anda can eat cold pizza without your stomach churning
# anda can go on a frat holiday to Panama Beach
# anda have frat brothers even if anda haven't the foggiest what that is
# anda start threatening people that bug anda that you'll kill them 18 different ways with a paper clip, if they don't shut up.
# Take to calling men 'skirt chasers'
# Seriously look into getting color-contacts and try to copy the exact tint of Gibbs' eyes. [or which ever character floats your boat.]
# anda give up sunbathing to get that alabaster coloured skin
# anda sleep with a gun under your pillow
# anda give your lover honey dust
# anda take a liking to the smell of sawdust
# anda have problems using chopsticks when eating Chinese take-away
# The idea of building a perahu in your basement, even though anda will have no way to get it out of the basement when completed without demolishing several walls, seems like a sane, rational, intelligent thing to do.
# Drinking bourbon neat becomes your favourite tipple
# anda give up watching the 6 Nations Cup (rugby) to watch baseball
# Get your partner to wear comfortable loafers instead of Doc Martens
# anda start addressing people, particularly men, oleh their surname, dropping the 'mister' entirely.
# anda connect with kids when before you'd have run a mile
# anda become versed in ballistics
# anda become fascinated oleh military acronyms
# anda begin calling your boss "Director"
# anda call wild drivers "Zivas"
# anda discover anda can instill fear in people simply oleh glaring at them
# When a friend asks for support anda say 'on your six'
# anda think the FBI is inefficient
# anda consider anda and your lover having a quickie at the local morgue
# anda begin to wonder what sex in an armoured personnel carrier would be like.
# anda suddenly like men dressed in Gunnery Sergeant uniforms with atau without the cover (cap/hat)
# anda want your kids/lover/partner to carry a GPS chip about their person so they can be located at any time
# anda become a bomb disposal expert
# anda consider renaming your children/grandchildren Jethro and Abby
# anda spend most of your time reading/writing ncis Fiction on fan Fiction.Net. (guilty!)
# anda buy DVD copies of film that have ncis cast members in, even though they are film anda wouldn't normally watch. (guilty!)
# anda spend another large amount of your time membaca ncis Fiction on fan Fiction.Net and NCISArchive.Net
# anda get DVD copies of shows with ncis cast members even if anda don't like the shows
# anda rout anda Tube for interviews/snippets of berkata cast
# You're favourite car is a sedan
# anda have several duplicate mobiles/cellphones in case anda break one
# anda have a new respect for the Israeli Army--especially the female members
# anda call the outsourced staff at your office 'liaison' workers
# And if your big boss is female anda address her as Madam, Director, atau Ma'am
# anda refer to a stethoscope as a 'Rubber Ducky'
# The randy smart-aleck male in your office is nicknamed DiNozzo
# anda start calling your husband/significant other My little hairy butt.
# anda ask your husband/significant other to call anda Sweetcheeks instead of honey atau babe.
# anda head slap everyone close to anda who says/does something annoying.
# anda start akting out your fav scenes in your fav episodes
# anda call your friends/family ncis characters
# Any long winded speaker atau who frequently goes off at a tangent is affectionately called a Ducky
# anda begin to use "Elf Lord" as a pet name for your significant other (I don't currently have one, but I can assure anda it's my new favorit pet name)
# anda want to buy an old fashioned typewriter, regardless of whether atau not anda actually write
# anda hope to take up knife-throwing in the near future
# anda look for "Lo Ball" CDs in every electronics section anda visit and online stores like Amazon.com (guilty!)
# anda don't mind starting work at 7 in the morning (I'm usually in the office at 0630... what does that make me?)
# Having your weekend tanggal interrupted to do some urgent work
# anda komentar 'nice cover' to an elderly gentleman wearing an ncis hat. He proceeds to inform anda that it is not merely a prop, but one he received from his daughter who is an ncis agent! anda are thoroughly impressed and want to ask if she has another. (Thanks for letting us play in the TV version of your world, NCIS. Stay safe.)
# anda go to work with a cold and when co-workers suggest that anda see a doctor anda look for Ducky.
# anda start looking for DiNozzo, Kate, Gibbs and Col. Mann when anda see service members in uniform. (And DiNozzo among the Village People!)
# anda hit the Internet/library to find out what poison ivy looks like because anda don't want to end up like poor McGee. (You also find the proportions for the baking soda/vinegar paste, and/or keep a bottle of calamine lotion with anda at all times, just in case.)
# Your reason for never getting a cold is because no virus/germ/bug would dare to even get near anda - 'cos if Gibbs can get away with it, so can you
# anda try to imitate Gibbs' glare when people don't do what anda want when anda want in the way anda want.
# anda get really excited when anda find out anda grew up in the same town Mark Harmon's father was from!
# Every time anda see a Dodge Charger, anda look inside expecting to see Gibbs, Tony, McGee, and Ziva in the car.
# anda get a mini and drive Ziva-style (like a maniac)
# anda hunt perfume counters looking for one that smells like gunpowder atau bourbon (even though anda know Abby made them... anda still hope to get lucky).
# anda hunt for a cologne that smells like sawdust to give to your man (and anda wish Abby was around to create one for you).
# anda get up before human hours to get a promo DVD and then watch the one episode all day
# anda watch an old promo video for hours because there is a couple of detik of ncis in the 'all the shows' ad promo.
# The only prospective boyfriends you're interested in have silver hair and blue eyes who drink coffee like there was no tomorrow.
# anda realise mustang is not only a kind of horse but also a kind of car (you're doing extremely well when anda know it's a Ford)
# Your mobile ring tone is the ncis theme tune
# Your PC atau cellphone (mobile) wallpaper is one of the cast/whole cast
# Your PC screen saver has ncis scenes
# When anda say something rocks, you're not exactly talking about musik :-))
# anda realise not all geeks are nerds
# anda start blabbering on like Abby
# anda talk geek-speak, not English
# Friends/co-workers ask anda to translate geek-speak
# anda are suddenly bad at computers and all technology
# anda are suddenly good at computers and all technology
# anda decide to do computer classes to be lebih like McGee and Abby
# anda call technology doo-dah's
# anda find yourself getting angrier lebih easily
# anda get shy and stutter more
# anda want to be able to do everything that the cast can do (never mind the fact that they have stunt doubles!)
# anda are considering taking art classes so anda can sketch Tony {or whichever character} when they come on the screen.
# anda believe anda know everything there is to know about the Navy.
# anda ramble off a bit of computer terms, having no clue what they mean.
# anda cari high and low for a paint gun so anda can shoot your favourite toy in the head.
# anda watch every movie Tony mentions on the tampil for 2 reasons, either because anda are interested in the movie, atau simply because anda do everything that Tony says.
# anda seriously consider getting a coffin to sleep in.
# anda say your occupation is "making fan art and menulis fan fiction"
# anda take part in all the active threads on the site
# You've created about half the active threads on the site
# anda start listening to Israeli rap.
# anda make Mii's of all the ncis Characters on your Wii (Even Lee and Fornell)
# anda learn how to kill with a paper clip
# Your idea of computer maintenance is to continually hit it until it works.
# anda start calling everyone named Abigail, "Abbs" (I do this with my friend's daughter. --abbysciuto77)
# anda google gambar of female Israeli soldiers
# anda acquire an acute interest in the different post-mortem protocols
# anda discuss the pros and cons of the Scotland Yard and Virchow post-mortem protocols, likewise any of the others used
# anda hear something that anda swear is a quote from the tampil and whip out your dvd sets and watch until anda find that quote.
# anda start keeping an extra set of clothes at the office just in case
# anda call odd things in your life "hinky" (Guilty as charged!)
# anda call Mark Harmon/Jethro Gibbs atau any othersilver haired man in your life your "silver-haired fox"
# anda discover (or are reminded) that a "Gypsy" is an off the clock cab driver, not someone who tells fortunes and wears hoop earrings.
# anda get hubby/better half to wear a silver/steel ID bracelet like Gibbs'
# anda start wearing a silver/steel ID bracelet like Gibbs'
# Your whole family can quote ncis even though they've never seen it.
# anda know everything there is to know about all the characters - permanent and occasional
# When your teacher/boss/parent tells anda to do some small job atau chore, anda say "Ya know, most agencies have people to do these things."
# anda create a Sims family of the ncis cast
# anda think goth fashion is the most chic
# anda invent a role game of the series
# anda use this site banner for your own website/letter headings, etc.
# anda start Googling Ducky's stories to check for accuracy.
# anda spend a whole week reminding everyone anda know exactly how long it is until ncis is on next.
# anda think April 8, 2008 should be a holiday. (First new episode after the strike!! Yay!)
# When anda get smacked on the back of your head, and your first words are "Thank anda Boss!"
# anda have watched the Cast Interrogation video ten dozen times already since they came out Tuesday 8th
# You've learned their jawaban to those pertanyaan off pat
# anda sign up with all the online ncis sites
# anda can't stop posting on the ncis Wiki.
# anda dream about NCIS
# anda wear out your DVD and the discs, from re-running marathons
# anda read all these statements and answered at least one with "positive".
# You've willingly joined ncis Addicts Anonymous despite knowing there's no way out and the addiction only gets stronger
# Your German Shepherd is no longer called Rex but Jethro
# And if anda have a female German Shepherd anda will call her Jenny to keep it all in the family :-)
# anda start yelling at people who annoy anda "Bad McGee!"
# anda take your phone off the hook/switch your mobile to silent mode when watching an episode
# Family and friends know they must not call oleh phone/in person while you're watching an episode unless it's a pertanyaan of life and death, and even then ....
# anda become obsessed with what the scriptwriters have in store for the cast
# anda draw comics of NCIS.
# anda write 'I cinta NCIS' on any paper surface anda can find.
# Your friend can't stop talking about their crush and anda can't stop talking about NCIS.
# anda day/night dream NCIS
# anda can recognise the signature tune on the first bar
# Your mobile 'music' has Gibbs' voice, or
# Your mobile sms 'music' is Tony saying 'on it boss'
# anda organize your social life/holidays around the episode programming
# ncis addiction is your religion
# When where ever anda go anda swear anda saw one of the team
# You're convinced they're one of the family
# Any medical problem requires a detik opinion from Ducky
# If anda have a car accident atau industrial accident anda require Abby to do the loss adjustment/forensics before you're fully satisfied
# All your family pets are named after the cast members
# anda learn the ncis theme on the piano and/or other instruments and play it all the time
# anda think your other half looks handsome in a Hawaiian shirt
# anda think Hawaiian shirts are chic male fashion
# anda can dance to theme song of ncis and sit down the detik it ends
# anda always know the exact amount of time until the selanjutnya episode
# anda can't sleep thinking about who will die on the season finale
# anda spend class time/work time/time before anda go to sleep/time anda take to shampoo your hair dreaming up scenarios for the selanjutnya episode/your fan fiction. (i know i do)
# anda gabung all the internet forum extant on the series
# anda spend your spare time reviewing/adding/editing the contents on this Wiki
# anda spend the rest of the time thinking about how to improve this Wiki
# When anda gabung the ncis Wiki
# When anda sign up on this addiction page - there's no way out
# anda become a mainline addict when all the walls of your abode are covered floor to ceiling with photos, etc., of NCIS
# anda drink Starbuck coffee, even if anda don't like it (and anda drink it black and sugarless)
# anda think of ways to pindah this site up in the Wiki ranking
# anda imitate Gibbs' saying of 'Today -insert name here- with your friends and family when they're taking a long time in doing stuff(me and my dad do it all the time)
# anda name your computer McGee (i did it xD)
# Your ncis season cd sometimes gets all hinky because anda watch the season over and over again (guilty!)
# anda make a ncis poster and put it in your bedroom dinding atau consider looking at stores for a ncis poster (I currently don't have one... but I will. :D)
# anda spend hours on the internet just to find a tune with the song Tony sang in the episode 'Driven' (the one that starts with 'in my perspective...' and so on... the part when Tony went undercover near the restaurant that The Frog's people ate)
# anda drink stuff that makes anda hyper (guilty... xD)
# anda cut your hair so anda can look like Abby/any character anda like to imitate
# Your family sometimes calls anda 'Ziva'
# anda act like your fave character (guilty!)
# anda ask your classmates/friends/coworkers if they know NCIS
# Your computer is loaded with mostly ncis pics
# anda use terms from the tampil (for example, me and my family call a flash drive 'doodahs')
# anda wish anda had the ncis cap/McGee's typewriter/Abby's farting hippo/Ziva's skills/Gibb's boat/DiNozzo's highly expensive shoes (yeah... sometimes. :D)
# anda do everything humanly and non-humanly possible to push this Wiki up in the Wiki ratings anda trust your gut, even when everything else goes against it.
# anda trust your gut, lebih than facts atau figures.
# anda use 'hinky' to describe many things, even when people ask anda to repeat what anda say cause it sounds like something else.
# anda cry when anda don't hear Mark Harmon say " STAY TUNED FOR SCENES FROM OUR selanjutnya EPISODE"
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