tvman I will go on a little rant of my own about NBC schedule (not to overshadow DarkSarcasm) if DarkSarcasm doesn't mind. 2008-2009 SEASON MONDAY Chuck: Never watched it. Not for, or against it. Heroes: Nothing wrong with the show (although I do hate that they are beating The Office for more fans on here). The Philanthropist: As confusing as it sounds (by what the title is telling me). TUESDAY The Biggest Loser: If I want to see people lose weight and go through excruciating pain to get there, I'll go to the gym with a chair and watch them work out while eating a Subway sandwhich. Kath and Kim: Sounds like a womans show, but Molly Shannon may bring me in. Law and Order SVU (coming in 2009): I'm not really into the detective crime dramas, so I really have no opinion on this show. WEDNESDAY Knight Rider: What's the point? You want to watch Knight Rider, get it on DVD. All I have to say to NBC on this one is, Bionic Woman, Bionic Woman. Deal or No Deal: Tired, old, and has gotten more boring to watch as time has gone. Time to put this pony out to stud. Lipstick Jungle: One title: Lipstick Sex and the Jungle City. I think you can figure this out. 2009 Law and Order: Same comment as with the SVU version. THURSDAY My Name is Earl: Keeps getting worse. I loved it at first. A man making up for his mistakes in life and doing it by a list. That is a show with and endless streak of episode possibilities. It started getting worse when he started to cross off things for doing nothing, like when he stole silverwear from a museum, and then when it maraculously returned back to the museum, crossed it off his list without doing anything (like giving a donation to the museum), and when it was his birthday and everybody crossed off one thing off his list, but the time that told me that the show was going downhill was when he went to jail for Joy's crime. That's when I said, this show has given up on it's original premise, I'm out! 30 Rock: Hate it! A show that's too political, and with irritating characters. I call it an Emmy show because I feel they are just in it for the hardware. I know a lot of people and critics like it, but I can't stand it! The Office: You don't cancel the best show on television! Saturday Night Live Thursday style: I hate this idea. It's going to be 3, 90 minute long shows about the presidential race. I already hate turning on the tv at 8:35 (I live in Vancouver, and have access to Eastern channels) and seeing that the first sketch is always eather about Obama, or Obama in his race for the Democratic nomination, or how Obama is going to be presidency. To put up with 90 minutes of that would make me search for the closest loaded gun. 2009 The Office Spinoff: DarkSarcasm took the words right out of my mouth. I'm afraid. ER: The last season. Never watched it, but it looked ok. A little too much drama for me. 2009 Celebrity Apprentice: I like the Celebrity Apprentice. I felt last season of the Apprentice was the greatest season of the Apprentice. Seeing all those celebrities and their ego's fight it out for money that was going to charities was so funny it almost seemed made up. FRIDAY: Crusoe: ? Deal or No Deal: Tired, old, and has gotten more boring to watch as time has gone. Time to put this pony out to stud. Looks like a repeat of what I have already said right? Well it is *wink, wink*. Life: I thought this show was cancelled. Didn't they cancel this show? Well they have cursed it to the dreaded Friday night time slot so it is cancelled in some way. 2009 Friday Night Lights: I have never watched this show, and since it is moving half of it's shows to a US only cable network, and I can't watch it on the internet due to restrictions, I guess I never will. I'm not going to do Saturday, as none of the major networks (except for FOX) really care about giving Saturday prime the time of day. SUNDAY National Football League Sunday Night Football: Ohh great, 4 hours of coverage of a bastard league that's trying to kill my Canadian Football League. I spit on this National Football League *pu!*. This list is incomplete however as I found on [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008-09_United_States_network_television_schedule#cite_note-scrubsrenewed_2-7_url]this Wikipedia article[/url] that said the their are 8 shows not mentioned in the article. This is most likly due to the fact that these shows have not really been announced yet, so the plot is still unknown. Look out, as I may do my own rant soon about NBC's summer season. Now I am done.

tessajanuary Wow. Nice job both of you! I especially like DarkS's "gag me with a spork". Is this to assure that it will get stuck in your throat and never get out? It would be very effective. Question: while SNL Thursdays (AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!) are going on, is there also going to be SNL on Saturday? EDIT: tvman - I know that some people don't like 30 Rock, but too political? Just out for the hardware? Really?